itt blogs instruct you how to be a man

it's a ~journey~

pocket blogging is a journey

There are no written rules in the book of pocket squares

so are these just for show, for helping a lady in some way, or do you actually blow your nose on em

why are these guys terrified of wearing clothes that match

a green horn

link because hueg: http://freshwallstreet.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/img_3529.jpg

oh man -- this is just --

look guy, if you're gonna post yr outfits on the internet maybe make sure your jacket hasn't been completely eaten by moths & stained with grease first

fuckin heartbreaking

im launching a startup that prints out yr style blog into a book and then you give it to other dudes at parties while looking into their eyes and saying learning the rules of how to dress is something every adult male should know

its nice he made it big so u can really check out each stain xp

omg elmo i didn't notice before!

also p.s. if you wear a silk knot cufflink in your jacket's buttonhole i'ma punch you in the nose

yeah that is a very bad look

haha i dont mind that

im launching a startup that prints out yr style blog into a book and then you give it to other dudes at parties while looking into their eyes and saying learning the rules of how to dress is something every adult male should know

*clutching visa card in my sweaty fingers, ready to kickstart this venture*

all this "every man should know this by now" shit is funny. the main things every man should know by know is that most men don't know anything by now

know by know by now by know no know now

anyway guys please don't skewer me for hypocrisy when i get my act together and start overcharging rubes for hand-curated menstuff

people constantly look in the wrong places for wisdom

is this all a referendum on strong male authority figures guiding us in our youth y/n

xp re: stained and greasy jacket - are we sure that's not some terrible new patina thing. The emphasis on sleeve creases looks a lot like the photos dudes were taking of their denim creases.

I am pretty sure that dude had his jacket balled up in a MacDonald's takeout bag about 5 minute before the shoot

these guys are all about accessorizing and when I wear I'm wearing a jacket I'm like, welp, I put my arms through the armholes, it's clean, and I buttoned the correct number of buttons

what I'm saying is, try getting the basics right first

there are no written rules in the book of greasy jackets

now i'm imagining mh saying those things while his jacket is on backwards

you wouldn't believe how hard it is to button a jacket that way

The 20 Mistakes You Don’t Want To Make In Your 20s

#21: Making a list like this

Want a best friend? Buy a puppy. Want great sex? Call an escort.

o_O

Your sex life is an investment — and the smarter the deals you execute, the savvier of an investor you become. Free sex is the most expensive sex in the world. Instead of navigating through an ambiguous investment in which you shower your woman with cash and prizes for the mediocre sex provided, deal with a professional as soon as possible. Although some of you may immediately jump to the negative connotations of a woman who is paid for sex, we suggest you take one step back. As an entrepreneur herself, why would you not want to deal with someone who has the same honesty and integrity that you do. Want a best friend? Buy a puppy. Want great sex? Call an escort.

lol xpost

i also like how the only safe sex is anal

at least those answers are matched up with those questions

/posts out of context

is this like thoughtcatalog for douches?

Elite Daily proclaims itself to be the voice of Generation-Y and never disappoints. As the premier online destination for aspiring men and women alike, Elite offers a forum of peer-to-peer interaction in an increasingly digitalized world. The site consistently delivers diverse content with a fresh, relevant voice that appeals to the divergent perspectives represented within our ADD generation.

Elite Daily is a medium for people tired of disingenuous content; we have sought to create a space where stimulating, applicable content can reach a like-minded audience. We approach our subject matter much as you do, striking the appropriate balance of inspiration, humor and awareness in a range of categories with special emphasis in world news, travel, sports, culture, entertainment and all things luxury. We explore these topics through a variety of media, including text, video, music and photography.

Elite Daily has fused a social community of viral content with unique, authentic voices, appealing to a widespread, international audience by providing a sounding board for this generation to express its innumerable, differing perspectives. With a wide readership and an equally large authorship, Elite is by Gen-Y, for Gen-Y.

we need a poll on this photo (not inlining b/c big)

http://elitedaily.com/wp-content/themes/highsociety/images/staff/group.jpg

there's a thread!

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=92697

ah, 77, sorry!

i kinda feel like the guy who wrote this pivotal and important post grew up into these guys

Your like 30 and your spending you're time complaining about video games on a forum full of other 30 yr olds and sprinkled with the occasional gay teen. Guess what I'm gonna be doing when I'm 30. Let's just say first I'll get up out of a 5000$ bed in my waterside mansion on the east coast of japan, awoken by the light of the rising sun that glorious island is nicknamed after. I'll gently lift myself out of bed so as not to stir my beautiful eastern european pale skin dark hair small boobs wife and go to my huge walk in closet. I'll come back out moments later wearing a really expensive italian suit. Strolling down the corridor I come into a room with glass cases full of the trophies of my achievements. I proudly look at all of them and then move into the next room, it's the room with a wall-sized HD display and walls upon walls of DVDs, mostly Anime but with a few Western classics throuwn in there. Jealous yet? Next I move into the kitchen and have my servant make me a breakfast, its usually pancakes with chocolate chips and whipped cream, but today... lets go healthy. Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. Now I'm strolling into the living room about to make for the door so I can go out and enjoy my day at Comiket, but in the corner there I see something. I walk over by the 5000 dollar gaming rig, its turned off for now but later tonight I'll be playing Prostitute Farm Online, max settings and DirectX12. I begin to turn and make for the door again but then i stop and look at the black monitor screen (no less than 40 inches, btw). I just laugh. And laugh and laugh. I'm laughing because the guy who was 30 when I was a 17 year old pathetic yix poster is still a yix poster, meanwhile, I'm living the literal dream. All because I shoot for the top. Deal with it, bitch. YCS.

Your like 30 and your spending you're time complaining about video games other websites on a forum full of other 30 yr olds and sprinkled with the occasional gay teen.

wait do we have gay teens here

i am a gay teen

http://https%3A//blogs.lt.vt.edu/film/files/2013/01/Spartacus.jpg

It is your sole responsibility to inspire, encourage and drive those around you to success.

the worldview of this website is terrifying to me.

*stock photo of a partially naked woman*

*picture stolen from a lookbook of a man in a suit; face cropped out*

Funny that the 'winner' forks cites got into his suit before taking a shower.

that bothered me too

are any of those elite dudes out of their 20s

Nothing can be more telling nor a worse indictment than, Jealous yet?