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what is with the short pants

moto jacket, 5 panel cap, black watch, nautical stripes, horse bit loafers, velvet slippers, double breasted peak lapel jackets, varisty jacket, white denim, trousers with no break

it's all there

in every menswear thread ever: can men wear shorts?

needs mercurochrome

trousers with no break

― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Friday, August 23, 2013 11:55 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are shorts the ultimate trousers w no break makes u think

Owning the pocket square is a journey , it surely wont take you a day to perfect the art of working pattern and fabric into an ensemble without blinking . For beginners class i advice you stick to the popular flat fold , its easy and personally my favorite . The flat fold in my opinion compliments the lines in a suit better than any of the folds . The flat fold is conservative and sharp , hence it being the go to fold in the corporate world . There are no written rules in the book of pocket squares but it will do you well to avoid the mistake of matching your neck tie with your pocket square like a green horn would . When it comes to color and pattern its best to keep the urge to match them with your necktie on a leash.

xp!

Owning the pocket square is a journey

folded piece of fabric in your suit pocket, makes you think

what kills me is unlike how to tie a tie, as long as you get the right profile sticking out it makes absolutely no different how you fold one of these lil guys

yeah that ^^ paragraph there is the thing, i love how every dude who has learned a thing or two about getting dressed pretends to be a dang professor about it, maybe 'splaining in all its forms is integral to being a man in the internet age

pocketsplaining

it's a ~journey~

pocket blogging is a journey

There are no written rules in the book of pocket squares

so are these just for show, for helping a lady in some way, or do you actually blow your nose on em

why are these guys terrified of wearing clothes that match

a green horn

link because hueg: http://freshwallstreet.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/img_3529.jpg

oh man -- this is just --

look guy, if you're gonna post yr outfits on the internet maybe make sure your jacket hasn't been completely eaten by moths & stained with grease first

fuckin heartbreaking

im launching a startup that prints out yr style blog into a book and then you give it to other dudes at parties while looking into their eyes and saying learning the rules of how to dress is something every adult male should know

its nice he made it big so u can really check out each stain xp

omg elmo i didn't notice before!

also p.s. if you wear a silk knot cufflink in your jacket's buttonhole i'ma punch you in the nose

yeah that is a very bad look

haha i dont mind that

im launching a startup that prints out yr style blog into a book and then you give it to other dudes at parties while looking into their eyes and saying learning the rules of how to dress is something every adult male should know

*clutching visa card in my sweaty fingers, ready to kickstart this venture*

all this "every man should know this by now" shit is funny. the main things every man should know by know is that most men don't know anything by now

know by know by now by know no know now

anyway guys please don't skewer me for hypocrisy when i get my act together and start overcharging rubes for hand-curated menstuff

people constantly look in the wrong places for wisdom

is this all a referendum on strong male authority figures guiding us in our youth y/n

xp re: stained and greasy jacket - are we sure that's not some terrible new patina thing. The emphasis on sleeve creases looks a lot like the photos dudes were taking of their denim creases.

I am pretty sure that dude had his jacket balled up in a MacDonald's takeout bag about 5 minute before the shoot

these guys are all about accessorizing and when I wear I'm wearing a jacket I'm like, welp, I put my arms through the armholes, it's clean, and I buttoned the correct number of buttons

what I'm saying is, try getting the basics right first

there are no written rules in the book of greasy jackets

now i'm imagining mh saying those things while his jacket is on backwards

you wouldn't believe how hard it is to button a jacket that way

The 20 Mistakes You Don’t Want To Make In Your 20s

#21: Making a list like this

Want a best friend? Buy a puppy. Want great sex? Call an escort.

o_O

Your sex life is an investment — and the smarter the deals you execute, the savvier of an investor you become. Free sex is the most expensive sex in the world. Instead of navigating through an ambiguous investment in which you shower your woman with cash and prizes for the mediocre sex provided, deal with a professional as soon as possible. Although some of you may immediately jump to the negative connotations of a woman who is paid for sex, we suggest you take one step back. As an entrepreneur herself, why would you not want to deal with someone who has the same honesty and integrity that you do. Want a best friend? Buy a puppy. Want great sex? Call an escort.

lol xpost

i also like how the only safe sex is anal

at least those answers are matched up with those questions

/posts out of context

is this like thoughtcatalog for douches?

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we need a poll on this photo (not inlining b/c big)

http://elitedaily.com/wp-content/themes/highsociety/images/staff/group.jpg

there's a thread!

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=92697

ah, 77, sorry!