itt blogs instruct you how to be a man

I do believe that she will be back, probably after I have my next liquidity event

A good analogy I can think of here is Tim Tebow.

As a man, you don’t need closure.

A girl either wants to fuck you or she doesn’t. A long, emotional conversation will not change this fact.

Girls, however, need to put a man they are dumping into a desexualized box and wrap a pretty bow of closure around it. By participating in the closure process you are helping her tie the bow around your desexualized fate.

around yr desexulized face

There's definitely some sort of connection between this sort of thing and lifehacks about putting nuts and smarties in different parts of a box

And awesomefest too.

Feel like life is too much of a struggle and you don't have the Edge that you think you should have? Here's how to actualize yourself as a man/pick up girls/make lots of cash/save time/be happy.

yikes @ all this

AFTER I HAVE MY NEXT LIQUIDITY EVENT

can we go back to laughing at curated pocket squares

ya there is a pua thread iirc

Ah this thread just came to mind, sorry if derail

its cool it was an enjoyable detour but now lets focus people

otm, let's talk about the self-parody that goes by the name glenn o'brien or similar

can we go back to laughing at curated pocket squares

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, August 23, 2013 9:34 AM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

have at it

http://www.etsy.com/shop/PutThisOn

old file cabinet just make me inexplicably furious

haha yeah i scoffed too but i will admit it's a pretty clever / effective way to display the product

I mean

do ppl not realize you can make yourself a pocket square for like a dollar

i was about to say "hey vintage fabric is collectible" and so what if there's a file cabinet but then i looked at the pricing

i don't think they realize they can make one themselves

if they do there are probably a good portion who think making their own pocket square is below them for either class or gender reasons

and also the price point is exactly right for stimulation the aspirational impulse of their target demo

yeah like i'm gonna put a $2 pocket square in a $3000 suit COME ON #gobbluth

http://freshwallstreet.com/2010/10/19/the-return-of-the-gentleman-the-pocket-square/

flipped through this site and this pictorial cracked me up
http://freshwallstreet.com/2013/08/22/mr-gentleman-2013-fallwinter/
http://freshwallstreet.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/mr-gentleman-2013-fall-winter-lookbook-8.jpg%3Fw%3D900

i mean, i dunno; i don't read fashion blogs so maybe that's not egregious

MR. GENTLEMAN

cool brand name, v inspiring & original

sad school uniforms as fashion: a pictorial spread

seen a bunch of those shorts suits around, not sure whos fucking w it

the looks themselves are mostly a hodgepodge of bloggy menswear trends from the past 3 years

i mean ive seen them in the store but never on a person

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luvmgraykU1qahtnoo1_500.jpg

what is with the short pants

moto jacket, 5 panel cap, black watch, nautical stripes, horse bit loafers, velvet slippers, double breasted peak lapel jackets, varisty jacket, white denim, trousers with no break

it's all there

in every menswear thread ever: can men wear shorts?

needs mercurochrome

trousers with no break

― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Friday, August 23, 2013 11:55 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are shorts the ultimate trousers w no break makes u think

Owning the pocket square is a journey , it surely wont take you a day to perfect the art of working pattern and fabric into an ensemble without blinking . For beginners class i advice you stick to the popular flat fold , its easy and personally my favorite . The flat fold in my opinion compliments the lines in a suit better than any of the folds . The flat fold is conservative and sharp , hence it being the go to fold in the corporate world . There are no written rules in the book of pocket squares but it will do you well to avoid the mistake of matching your neck tie with your pocket square like a green horn would . When it comes to color and pattern its best to keep the urge to match them with your necktie on a leash.

xp!

Owning the pocket square is a journey

folded piece of fabric in your suit pocket, makes you think

what kills me is unlike how to tie a tie, as long as you get the right profile sticking out it makes absolutely no different how you fold one of these lil guys

yeah that ^^ paragraph there is the thing, i love how every dude who has learned a thing or two about getting dressed pretends to be a dang professor about it, maybe 'splaining in all its forms is integral to being a man in the internet age

pocketsplaining

it's a ~journey~

pocket blogging is a journey

There are no written rules in the book of pocket squares

so are these just for show, for helping a lady in some way, or do you actually blow your nose on em

why are these guys terrified of wearing clothes that match

a green horn

link because hueg: http://freshwallstreet.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/img_3529.jpg

oh man -- this is just --

look guy, if you're gonna post yr outfits on the internet maybe make sure your jacket hasn't been completely eaten by moths & stained with grease first

fuckin heartbreaking

im launching a startup that prints out yr style blog into a book and then you give it to other dudes at parties while looking into their eyes and saying learning the rules of how to dress is something every adult male should know

its nice he made it big so u can really check out each stain xp

omg elmo i didn't notice before!