As a lawyer, that is a thing I yell a lot, so that seems pretty accurate to me.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 23 August 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)
lol
― doom & gloom from the boys allowed in the room (how's life), Friday, 23 August 2013 00:02 (twelve years ago)
Another blow to political correctness: Men are more intelligent than women. "When Wechsler was developing his IQ test, he found that out of 105 tests assessing skills in solving maze-puzzles,involving the most heterogeneous populations throughout the world,99 showed an incontrovertible male superiority.(Wechsler resolved this type of problem by eliminating all those tests
Another blow to political correctness:
Men are more intelligent than women.
"When Wechsler was developing his IQ test, he found that out of 105 tests assessing skills in solving maze-puzzles,involving the most heterogeneous populations throughout the world,99 showed an incontrovertible male superiority.(Wechsler resolved this type of problem by eliminating all those tests
this shows up on my timeline not from a friend of mine, but because a facebook friend of mine commented to argue against it. he apparently is friends with lots of assholes and likes to argue with them (poorly) which means that then these second-order asshole posts end up on my fb too.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Friday, 23 August 2013 01:54 (twelve years ago)
men are a-maze-ing
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 01:59 (twelve years ago)
thank god we have so many maze puzzles
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 August 2013 02:00 (twelve years ago)
http://nextnature.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mouse.jpg
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Friday, 23 August 2013 02:18 (twelve years ago)
^ teh dominant species.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Friday, 23 August 2013 02:19 (twelve years ago)
That meth/heroin/weed/TV one..
So, basically, weed is better than TV, right?
― Mark G, Friday, 23 August 2013 08:36 (twelve years ago)
SPARK UP, SHEEPLE!
― sktsh, Friday, 23 August 2013 09:33 (twelve years ago)
tbf this is like arguing that peanut butter is better than jelly
― the husbster (self-professed octopus expert) (stevie), Friday, 23 August 2013 10:50 (twelve years ago)
you mean self evidently correct, not warranting further discussion?
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 23 August 2013 10:52 (twelve years ago)
i think i say this on the reg, but much as i have often enjoyed being stoned, weed evangelists grind my gears something crazy
― Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 August 2013 10:54 (twelve years ago)
gears
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 23 August 2013 10:58 (twelve years ago)
i mean, they go very well together, why make anyone choose? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8
― the husbster (self-professed octopus expert) (stevie), Friday, 23 August 2013 11:35 (twelve years ago)
certainly a sight easier to watch TV when you're baked
― Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 August 2013 11:38 (twelve years ago)
http://whatson.brighton.co.uk/imageresizer/image.php/image.jpg
― Mark G, Friday, 23 August 2013 13:26 (twelve years ago)
http://a1.s6img.com/cdn/0012/p/3848335_4558764_b.jpg
― Mark G, Friday, 23 August 2013 13:27 (twelve years ago)
― sktsh, Friday, August 23, 2013 9:33 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ok lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 August 2013 14:09 (twelve years ago)
I like that last one if Art Garfunkel posted it
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:31 (twelve years ago)
(pictures Art Garfunkel stalking comfortable people)
― Aimless, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:39 (twelve years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1237098_593143064087005_370414159_n.jpgmakes u thihnk
― chilli, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)
peace god
― crüt, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)
how do i shot peace
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 August 2013 19:03 (twelve years ago)
I love this thread.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 August 2013 21:32 (twelve years ago)
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/q77/s720x720/1234491_651450208209327_1986156144_n.jpg
Unfortunately this macro doesn't include an awesome ridiculous tag like STORMCLOUDSGATHERING. The tags are easily my favorite parts of these things!
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 August 2013 21:38 (twelve years ago)
uh excuse me but
http://people.westminstercollege.edu/students/jsa0603/cell-phone-palm-tree.jpg
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 21:45 (twelve years ago)
my mentor, hero and the creator of my degree program was someone on the team of ppl who invented the pine tree version of those
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 23 August 2013 21:54 (twelve years ago)
theres one on the merritt parkway that always cracks me up so bad
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 21:56 (twelve years ago)
my fav tree
http://i.imgur.com/WsE3Rn8.jpg
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 21:57 (twelve years ago)
we have one of those trees by my office, right next to a national park. it makes me lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 August 2013 21:59 (twelve years ago)
like a spy in a fake mustache HEY YOU AIN'T FOOLIN ANYBODY
and yet so so delightful
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 22:01 (twelve years ago)
Lol. Those don't really work outside of northern california.
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 August 2013 22:02 (twelve years ago)
If trees had wi-fi, we'd have dropped communication due to non-linearity issues. Too much signal.
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 August 2013 22:04 (twelve years ago)
Or maybe tree wi-fi is just noise. We would have to cut them all down. :o
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 August 2013 22:05 (twelve years ago)
what if we could breathe wifi
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 22:06 (twelve years ago)
We'd have horror movie scenes where the victim is desperately trying to chop down trees in order to use his cell phone and escape certain doom.
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 August 2013 22:07 (twelve years ago)
they work here. they really do blend in. and even in that ridic pic upthread, it looks better in that landscape than a pointy pole
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 24 August 2013 00:02 (twelve years ago)
now is a crucial time for WHO GIVES A SHIT
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 August 2013 06:47 (twelve years ago)
haha wait I was trying to post that where people were talking about Batman Affleck
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 August 2013 06:48 (twelve years ago)
THANK YOU
― Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 August 2013 10:24 (twelve years ago)
i posted some snark about the 35,000 some odd people that posted about Affleck as if he'd just taken a shit on an American flag on live tv, and got angry jibes from comic-loving friends. Look, it's one thing to be like "hmm, I dunno that I like this", it's another to assemble a nerd-militia chanting a virtual "HELL NO, WE WON'T GO" and create fucking petitions over it.
but it's also incredibly fucking funny so...w/e.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 August 2013 14:23 (twelve years ago)
I liked how someone replied by gathering a buncha angry old "wtf Heath Ledger as the Joker!? The Joker's a psychopath, but instead, goddammit, this is gonna be fancyman gayjokercowboy prettyboy AND I DO NOT ACCEPT IT shoulda been johnny depp instead!" posts.
― Øystein, Saturday, 24 August 2013 14:30 (twelve years ago)
yeah those replies have been even more annoying. WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE THAT ZACH SNYDER IS STILL ALLOWED TO DIRECT COMIC BOOK FILMS. I mean there should be some kind of "Megan's Law" for movie directors.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 August 2013 14:36 (twelve years ago)
http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/521824da6bb3f77e61000044/benaffleckdaredevil5.gif
― Mordy , Saturday, 24 August 2013 15:23 (twelve years ago)
i love on that Revolution show i'm watching when one of the militia people mentions "Governer Affleck" in California. such a funny throwaway line in a show that doesn't have a ton of them.
― scott seward, Saturday, 24 August 2013 15:27 (twelve years ago)
just glad there are people willing to take the time to police the quality of our children's movies
― the arpeggio as will and idea (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 August 2013 15:59 (twelve years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5a4CBfvtXiI/UhfO9kXj6GI/AAAAAAAAB64/2XdC_4YoDjM/s640/america_number_one_america_number_1s768x109198143580.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 24 August 2013 21:31 (twelve years ago)
Serj Tankyan's bibliography for "Prison Song" includes this jpg iirc
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 August 2013 23:09 (twelve years ago)
"Heart Attack
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 25 August 2013 02:40 (twelve years ago)