why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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poster not a psychologist or a lawyer.

doom & gloom from the boys allowed in the room (how's life), Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:43 (twelve years ago)

the law of feeling guilty

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:47 (twelve years ago)

what is that even

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)

i don't even know!

doom & gloom from the boys allowed in the room (how's life), Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:57 (twelve years ago)

semicolon space open parenthesis

polyphonic, Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:58 (twelve years ago)

Argh I mean quote, whatever f u

polyphonic, Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:59 (twelve years ago)

it's from The Funny FARM

doom & gloom from the boys allowed in the room (how's life), Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:59 (twelve years ago)

As a lawyer, that is a thing I yell a lot, so that seems pretty accurate to me.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 23 August 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

lol

doom & gloom from the boys allowed in the room (how's life), Friday, 23 August 2013 00:02 (twelve years ago)

Another blow to political correctness:

Men are more intelligent than women.

"When Wechsler was developing his IQ test, he found that out of 105 tests assessing skills in solving maze-puzzles,
involving the most heterogeneous populations throughout the world,
99 showed an incontrovertible male superiority.
(Wechsler resolved this type of problem by eliminating all those tests

this shows up on my timeline not from a friend of mine, but because a facebook friend of mine commented to argue against it. he apparently is friends with lots of assholes and likes to argue with them (poorly) which means that then these second-order asshole posts end up on my fb too.

"Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Friday, 23 August 2013 01:54 (twelve years ago)

men are a-maze-ing

lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 01:59 (twelve years ago)

thank god we have so many maze puzzles

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 August 2013 02:00 (twelve years ago)

http://nextnature.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mouse.jpg

"Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Friday, 23 August 2013 02:18 (twelve years ago)

^ teh dominant species.

"Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Friday, 23 August 2013 02:19 (twelve years ago)

That meth/heroin/weed/TV one..

So, basically, weed is better than TV, right?

Mark G, Friday, 23 August 2013 08:36 (twelve years ago)

SPARK UP, SHEEPLE!

sktsh, Friday, 23 August 2013 09:33 (twelve years ago)

So, basically, weed is better than TV, right?

tbf this is like arguing that peanut butter is better than jelly

the husbster (self-professed octopus expert) (stevie), Friday, 23 August 2013 10:50 (twelve years ago)

you mean self evidently correct, not warranting further discussion?

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 23 August 2013 10:52 (twelve years ago)

i think i say this on the reg, but much as i have often enjoyed being stoned, weed evangelists grind my gears something crazy

Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 August 2013 10:54 (twelve years ago)

gears

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 23 August 2013 10:58 (twelve years ago)

you mean self evidently correct, not warranting further discussion?

i mean, they go very well together, why make anyone choose? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmYLrxR0Y8

the husbster (self-professed octopus expert) (stevie), Friday, 23 August 2013 11:35 (twelve years ago)

certainly a sight easier to watch TV when you're baked

Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 August 2013 11:38 (twelve years ago)

http://whatson.brighton.co.uk/imageresizer/image.php/image.jpg

Mark G, Friday, 23 August 2013 13:26 (twelve years ago)

http://a1.s6img.com/cdn/0012/p/3848335_4558764_b.jpg

Mark G, Friday, 23 August 2013 13:27 (twelve years ago)

SPARK UP, SHEEPLE!

― sktsh, Friday, August 23, 2013 9:33 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 August 2013 14:09 (twelve years ago)

I like that last one if Art Garfunkel posted it

touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:31 (twelve years ago)

(pictures Art Garfunkel stalking comfortable people)

Aimless, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:39 (twelve years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1237098_593143064087005_370414159_n.jpg
makes u thihnk

chilli, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)

peace god

crüt, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)

how do i shot peace

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 August 2013 19:03 (twelve years ago)

I love this thread.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 August 2013 21:32 (twelve years ago)

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/q77/s720x720/1234491_651450208209327_1986156144_n.jpg

Unfortunately this macro doesn't include an awesome ridiculous tag like STORMCLOUDSGATHERING. The tags are easily my favorite parts of these things!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 August 2013 21:38 (twelve years ago)

uh excuse me but

http://people.westminstercollege.edu/students/jsa0603/cell-phone-palm-tree.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 21:45 (twelve years ago)

my mentor, hero and the creator of my degree program was someone on the team of ppl who invented the pine tree version of those

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 23 August 2013 21:54 (twelve years ago)

theres one on the merritt parkway that always cracks me up so bad

lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 21:56 (twelve years ago)

my fav tree

http://i.imgur.com/WsE3Rn8.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 21:57 (twelve years ago)

we have one of those trees by my office, right next to a national park. it makes me lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 August 2013 21:59 (twelve years ago)

like a spy in a fake mustache HEY YOU AIN'T FOOLIN ANYBODY

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 August 2013 21:59 (twelve years ago)

and yet so so delightful

lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 22:01 (twelve years ago)

Lol. Those don't really work outside of northern california.

touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 August 2013 22:02 (twelve years ago)

If trees had wi-fi, we'd have dropped communication due to non-linearity issues. Too much signal.

touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 August 2013 22:04 (twelve years ago)

Or maybe tree wi-fi is just noise. We would have to cut them all down. :o

touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 August 2013 22:05 (twelve years ago)

what if we could breathe wifi

lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 22:06 (twelve years ago)

We'd have horror movie scenes where the victim is desperately trying to chop down trees in order to use his cell phone and escape certain doom.

touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 23 August 2013 22:07 (twelve years ago)

they work here. they really do blend in. and even in that ridic pic upthread, it looks better in that landscape than a pointy pole

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 24 August 2013 00:02 (twelve years ago)

now is a crucial time for WHO GIVES A SHIT

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 August 2013 06:47 (twelve years ago)

haha wait I was trying to post that where people were talking about Batman Affleck

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 August 2013 06:48 (twelve years ago)

THANK YOU

Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 August 2013 10:24 (twelve years ago)

i posted some snark about the 35,000 some odd people that posted about Affleck as if he'd just taken a shit on an American flag on live tv, and got angry jibes from comic-loving friends. Look, it's one thing to be like "hmm, I dunno that I like this", it's another to assemble a nerd-militia chanting a virtual "HELL NO, WE WON'T GO" and create fucking petitions over it.

but it's also incredibly fucking funny so...w/e.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 24 August 2013 14:23 (twelve years ago)

I liked how someone replied by gathering a buncha angry old "wtf Heath Ledger as the Joker!? The Joker's a psychopath, but instead, goddammit, this is gonna be fancyman gayjokercowboy prettyboy AND I DO NOT ACCEPT IT shoulda been johnny depp instead!" posts.

Øystein, Saturday, 24 August 2013 14:30 (twelve years ago)


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