how is anything a "life hack"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:11 (twelve years ago)
That dumb egg doesn't annoy me as much as these - http://www.marthastewart.com/267215/chocolate-egg-how-to
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:12 (twelve years ago)
i love that. it is complicated and meticulous, it's attempting to make my life more difficult. it's the opposite of a life hack.
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:14 (twelve years ago)
give someone a chocolate egg and it will make them happy #lifehack
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:21 (twelve years ago)
it's a life heck (it makes your life heck)
― i am.. a maven (Matt P), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:24 (twelve years ago)
It is totally the opposite of a lifehack! Martha Stewart is the anti-lifehacker.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 03:08 (twelve years ago)
ok this is obv a joke (tweeted from omglifehacks) but the first suggestion is killing me:
http://www.chacha.com/gallery/4021/how-to-trick-people-into-hanging-out-with-you
Exclusive PartyAnonymously invite people to an ultra-exclusive party with a special guest! Then build suspense over who it is. Have everyone wondering about this mystery person! Could it be...A celebrity?A professional athlete?The owner of the local Pizza Hut?That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.
Anonymously invite people to an ultra-exclusive party with a special guest! Then build suspense over who it is. Have everyone wondering about this mystery person! Could it be...
A celebrity?A professional athlete?The owner of the local Pizza Hut?That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Thursday, 22 August 2013 05:26 (twelve years ago)
That reminds me of:
"Knock Knock"Who's there?"Meeeeeeeeeee"
Gets them every time
Or, it used to.
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 August 2013 07:19 (twelve years ago)
Life hackin' across the universeOn the website Pinterest, advice from stupid jerks
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:43 (twelve years ago)
That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?
― Øystein, Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:53 (twelve years ago)
LIGHTEN UP, MENTAL ILLNESS IS HILARIOUS
― Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:58 (twelve years ago)
http://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/life-hacks-how-to-make-your-life-easier-8.jpg
― Francois Toofo (seandalai), Thursday, 22 August 2013 12:27 (twelve years ago)
God, that person must hate drinking water!
― how's life, Thursday, 22 August 2013 12:29 (twelve years ago)
They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.
http://simpsonsscreenshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/captainofthefootballteam.png
― Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:11 (twelve years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1236669_10151510214376152_392558347_n.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:18 (twelve years ago)
no you dont understand life mom and dad
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:19 (twelve years ago)
"you don't understand life""shut up you're five"
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:19 (twelve years ago)
that teacher's name? mark david champman
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:21 (twelve years ago)
oof typos vmic
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:22 (twelve years ago)
that teacher's name? mark david champion
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:27 (twelve years ago)
- Bob Marley
― Neil S, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:29 (twelve years ago)
mark david champion the wonder horse
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:39 (twelve years ago)
that john lennon story is so something a 20-something y/o dude or chick makes up to be all "i was so beyond everybody, even as a young genius child"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:47 (twelve years ago)
god why did i ever instagram an index card what is wrong with me
can the healing begin
― there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:20 (twelve years ago)
Instead he grew up to be an abusive asshole iirc.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:35 (twelve years ago)
Little do they know that the special guest is you.
http://slacktory.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/LastLinesFromGreatBooks-the-monster-at-the-end-of-this-book.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:53 (twelve years ago)
https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1150183_699560966724650_1280945903_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:44 (twelve years ago)
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1098210_699559860058094_1384450857_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:45 (twelve years ago)
https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/998080_699401356740611_161803390_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:46 (twelve years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1001722_694460693901344_330233771_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1157453_396762900424719_279206413_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:49 (twelve years ago)
That's quite the harvest.
― oaiwfeowinf (seandalai), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:57 (twelve years ago)
groanwing
― crüt, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:58 (twelve years ago)
stormcloudsgathering
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:59 (twelve years ago)
a gathering front
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:00 (twelve years ago)
a st0rmfr0nt if you will
― Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:02 (twelve years ago)
i wasn't gonna say it!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:05 (twelve years ago)
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/196015-1/Weatherman-fail.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 16:12 (twelve years ago)
Chico Buarque!
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 22 August 2013 18:41 (twelve years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1186242_403240299776119_564744636_n.jpg
― doom & gloom from the boys allowed in the room (how's life), Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:42 (twelve years ago)
poster not a psychologist or a lawyer.
― doom & gloom from the boys allowed in the room (how's life), Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:43 (twelve years ago)
the law of feeling guilty
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:47 (twelve years ago)
what is that even
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)
i don't even know!
― doom & gloom from the boys allowed in the room (how's life), Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:57 (twelve years ago)
semicolon space open parenthesis
― polyphonic, Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:58 (twelve years ago)
Argh I mean quote, whatever f u
― polyphonic, Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:59 (twelve years ago)
it's from The Funny FARM
― doom & gloom from the boys allowed in the room (how's life), Thursday, 22 August 2013 23:59 (twelve years ago)
As a lawyer, that is a thing I yell a lot, so that seems pretty accurate to me.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 23 August 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)
lol
― doom & gloom from the boys allowed in the room (how's life), Friday, 23 August 2013 00:02 (twelve years ago)
Another blow to political correctness: Men are more intelligent than women. "When Wechsler was developing his IQ test, he found that out of 105 tests assessing skills in solving maze-puzzles,involving the most heterogeneous populations throughout the world,99 showed an incontrovertible male superiority.(Wechsler resolved this type of problem by eliminating all those tests
Another blow to political correctness:
Men are more intelligent than women.
"When Wechsler was developing his IQ test, he found that out of 105 tests assessing skills in solving maze-puzzles,involving the most heterogeneous populations throughout the world,99 showed an incontrovertible male superiority.(Wechsler resolved this type of problem by eliminating all those tests
this shows up on my timeline not from a friend of mine, but because a facebook friend of mine commented to argue against it. he apparently is friends with lots of assholes and likes to argue with them (poorly) which means that then these second-order asshole posts end up on my fb too.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Friday, 23 August 2013 01:54 (twelve years ago)