oh man the cookies n milk foul
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:48 (twelve years ago)
wtf with the milk in the cookie tray
― i too went to college (silby), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:49 (twelve years ago)
i think by "fake" here regarding this twitter account we mean "satirical", or at least "insincere"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:56 (twelve years ago)
lmao
i think it just really doesnt care enough about the hacks
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:57 (twelve years ago)
its hacking for all the wrong reasons
god i saw one the other day that was like, if you dont have a spoon, pour your coffee and cream into another cup, then back into the original cup --- IT'S MIXED!!!!
die
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:57 (twelve years ago)
xp yeah i can see that, for some reason that makes me happier than if it was a joke, why
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:58 (twelve years ago)
lmao that remote control hack w masking tape yeah thats really gonna stay on there buddy not like its designed to come off easy or anything fucking christ some people have no idea how to lifehack
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:58 (twelve years ago)
because i love to get mad about terrible lifehacks i guess? xp
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:59 (twelve years ago)
if you dont have a spoon stir it w yr finger like the rest of humanity ffs finger hack
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:59 (twelve years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSNzcnVCEAAZGgg.jpg
if you fall for this you deserve to
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:03 (twelve years ago)
no one has ever done that
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:05 (twelve years ago)
omg at MILK ->
― Francois Toofo (seandalai), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:05 (twelve years ago)
"why thank you friend, for this random homemade chocolate egg that you only made one of, just to give to me. i especially appreciate how it has the exact size and weight of a normal chicken's egg and when i move it i can feel a literal yolk. how grand a gift!"
― fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:06 (twelve years ago)
and how the fuck is that a life hack
how is anything a "life hack"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:11 (twelve years ago)
That dumb egg doesn't annoy me as much as these - http://www.marthastewart.com/267215/chocolate-egg-how-to
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:12 (twelve years ago)
i love that. it is complicated and meticulous, it's attempting to make my life more difficult. it's the opposite of a life hack.
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:14 (twelve years ago)
give someone a chocolate egg and it will make them happy #lifehack
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:21 (twelve years ago)
it's a life heck (it makes your life heck)
― i am.. a maven (Matt P), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:24 (twelve years ago)
It is totally the opposite of a lifehack! Martha Stewart is the anti-lifehacker.
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 03:08 (twelve years ago)
ok this is obv a joke (tweeted from omglifehacks) but the first suggestion is killing me:
http://www.chacha.com/gallery/4021/how-to-trick-people-into-hanging-out-with-you
Exclusive PartyAnonymously invite people to an ultra-exclusive party with a special guest! Then build suspense over who it is. Have everyone wondering about this mystery person! Could it be...A celebrity?A professional athlete?The owner of the local Pizza Hut?That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.
Anonymously invite people to an ultra-exclusive party with a special guest! Then build suspense over who it is. Have everyone wondering about this mystery person! Could it be...
A celebrity?A professional athlete?The owner of the local Pizza Hut?That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Thursday, 22 August 2013 05:26 (twelve years ago)
That reminds me of:
"Knock Knock"Who's there?"Meeeeeeeeeee"
Gets them every time
Or, it used to.
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 August 2013 07:19 (twelve years ago)
Life hackin' across the universeOn the website Pinterest, advice from stupid jerks
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:43 (twelve years ago)
That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?
― Øystein, Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:53 (twelve years ago)
LIGHTEN UP, MENTAL ILLNESS IS HILARIOUS
― Dacca to Environ (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:58 (twelve years ago)
http://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/life-hacks-how-to-make-your-life-easier-8.jpg
― Francois Toofo (seandalai), Thursday, 22 August 2013 12:27 (twelve years ago)
God, that person must hate drinking water!
― how's life, Thursday, 22 August 2013 12:29 (twelve years ago)
They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.
http://simpsonsscreenshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/captainofthefootballteam.png
― Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:11 (twelve years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1236669_10151510214376152_392558347_n.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:18 (twelve years ago)
no you dont understand life mom and dad
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:19 (twelve years ago)
"you don't understand life""shut up you're five"
― click here to start exploding (ledge), Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:19 (twelve years ago)
that teacher's name? mark david champman
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:21 (twelve years ago)
oof typos vmic
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:22 (twelve years ago)
that teacher's name? mark david champion
― lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:27 (twelve years ago)
- Bob Marley
― Neil S, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:29 (twelve years ago)
mark david champion the wonder horse
― Mark G, Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:39 (twelve years ago)
that john lennon story is so something a 20-something y/o dude or chick makes up to be all "i was so beyond everybody, even as a young genius child"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 13:47 (twelve years ago)
god why did i ever instagram an index card what is wrong with me
can the healing begin
― there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:20 (twelve years ago)
Instead he grew up to be an abusive asshole iirc.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:35 (twelve years ago)
Little do they know that the special guest is you.
http://slacktory.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/LastLinesFromGreatBooks-the-monster-at-the-end-of-this-book.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 14:53 (twelve years ago)
https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/1150183_699560966724650_1280945903_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:44 (twelve years ago)
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1098210_699559860058094_1384450857_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:45 (twelve years ago)
https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/998080_699401356740611_161803390_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:46 (twelve years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1001722_694460693901344_330233771_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1157453_396762900424719_279206413_n.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:49 (twelve years ago)
That's quite the harvest.
― oaiwfeowinf (seandalai), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:57 (twelve years ago)
groanwing
― crüt, Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:58 (twelve years ago)
stormcloudsgathering
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 22 August 2013 15:59 (twelve years ago)