why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

rox this made me think of u https://twitter.com/omglifehacks/status/362377580843769857

there's no reason to believe this is fake? obv just a dumb mega-popular account that throws some weird or obvious shit in to reach an acceptable daily quota

churn content get click$

there is every reason to believe that everything is fake

haha wow they're like "they've invented a new kind of wacky science, brainiacs!!! it's called FOOD SCIENCE"

idk what "fake" or "real" would even mean in this context

There is https://twitter.com/omglifehacks and there is https://twitter.com/lifehacks.

Life Hacks ‏@lifehacks 2h
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Life Hacks ‏@omglifehacks 1h
Mountain Dew was originally made to be mixed with whiskey. Try it!

But then OMG Life Hacks features something like where to sit at a table while just plain ol' Life Hacks has

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSKuNgYCQAAKBEi.jpg

So I don't know if there's a fake in this mix, but if "not real" means "you've got be fucking kidding me with this shit," then here we are.

http://distilleryimage5.ak.instagram.com/18316bde054b11e38d1822000a1f8cf0_7.jpg

http://distilleryimage1.ak.instagram.com/f673e63cff6b11e2875e22000a9e016c_7.jpg

http://distilleryimage1.ak.instagram.com/70ca9ecafcde11e28b2322000a1fbe1b_7.jpg

http://distilleryimage9.ak.instagram.com/61000c00fd8311e2873022000a1fa909_7.jpg

fuck your bowls
fuck your candy cane
fuck your cookies n' milk
and fuck your grandma

there are very few people on twitter who actually want to help you hack your life, its very disapointing

oh man the cookies n milk foul

wtf with the milk in the cookie tray

i think by "fake" here regarding this twitter account we mean "satirical", or at least "insincere"

lmao

i think it just really doesnt care enough about the hacks

its hacking for all the wrong reasons

god i saw one the other day that was like, if you dont have a spoon, pour your coffee and cream into another cup, then back into the original cup --- IT'S MIXED!!!!

die

xp yeah i can see that, for some reason that makes me happier than if it was a joke, why

lmao that remote control hack w masking tape yeah thats really gonna stay on there buddy not like its designed to come off easy or anything fucking christ some people have no idea how to lifehack

because i love to get mad about terrible lifehacks i guess? xp

if you dont have a spoon stir it w yr finger like the rest of humanity ffs finger hack

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSNzcnVCEAAZGgg.jpg

if you fall for this you deserve to

no one has ever done that

omg at MILK ->

"why thank you friend, for this random homemade chocolate egg that you only made one of, just to give to me. i especially appreciate how it has the exact size and weight of a normal chicken's egg and when i move it i can feel a literal yolk. how grand a gift!"

and how the fuck is that a life hack

how is anything a "life hack"

That dumb egg doesn't annoy me as much as these - http://www.marthastewart.com/267215/chocolate-egg-how-to

i love that. it is complicated and meticulous, it's attempting to make my life more difficult. it's the opposite of a life hack.

give someone a chocolate egg and it will make them happy #lifehack

it's a life heck (it makes your life heck)

It is totally the opposite of a lifehack! Martha Stewart is the anti-lifehacker.

ok this is obv a joke (tweeted from omglifehacks) but the first suggestion is killing me:

http://www.chacha.com/gallery/4021/how-to-trick-people-into-hanging-out-with-you

Exclusive Party

Anonymously invite people to an ultra-exclusive party with a special guest! Then build suspense over who it is. Have everyone wondering about this mystery person! Could it be...

A celebrity?
A professional athlete?
The owner of the local Pizza Hut?
That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?
They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.

That reminds me of:

"Knock Knock"
Who's there?
"Meeeeeeeeeee"

Gets them every time

Or, it used to.

Life hackin' across the universe
On the website Pinterest, advice from stupid jerks

That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?

LIGHTEN UP, MENTAL ILLNESS IS HILARIOUS

http://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/life-hacks-how-to-make-your-life-easier-8.jpg

God, that person must hate drinking water!

They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.

http://simpsonsscreenshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/captainofthefootballteam.png

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/1236669_10151510214376152_392558347_n.jpg

no you dont understand life mom and dad

"you don't understand life"
"shut up you're five"

that teacher's name? mark david champman

oof typos vmic

that teacher's name? mark david champion

- Bob Marley

mark david champion the wonder horse

that john lennon story is so something a 20-something y/o dude or chick makes up to be all "i was so beyond everybody, even as a young genius child"