why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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http://food-hacks.wonderhowto.com/how-to/dunk-oreo-milk-hack-0147430/

Francois Toofo (seandalai), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 16:29 (twelve years ago)

Live near a pizza place and need a ride to someone's house? Order them a pizza and ask the driver if you can get a lift.

Again, here's another one that's vaguely illegal.

― pplains, Tuesday, August 20, 2013 3:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just confirming this one was from the twitter account that we're deeming fake now right

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:40 (twelve years ago)

sorry late pass but i've been irrationally raging about that "bagel tote" for weeks

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:41 (twelve years ago)

my theory is its real gone manic from having to think up so many hacks

lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:41 (twelve years ago)

I want to believe

mh, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:42 (twelve years ago)

but i mean...hail a cab/order a pizza, how far away does this friend live

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:43 (twelve years ago)

not that that's the only problem with this brilliant lifehack

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:44 (twelve years ago)

i think you're thinkin of bagel hack

there are more than 3.5 HOOS per steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:45 (twelve years ago)

Life Hacks ‏@omglifehacks 17 Aug
You can take a screenshot on the Mac by hitting command + shift + 4

it's like a computer hack... but for your life... but for your computer

crüt, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:47 (twelve years ago)

hoos whut

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 21:51 (twelve years ago)

I want to believe it's fake.

But if it is fake, it's more like sabotage.

pplains, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:00 (twelve years ago)

i dont know what i want anymore

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:03 (twelve years ago)

rox this made me think of u https://twitter.com/omglifehacks/status/362377580843769857

crüt, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:04 (twelve years ago)

there's no reason to believe this is fake? obv just a dumb mega-popular account that throws some weird or obvious shit in to reach an acceptable daily quota

fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:46 (twelve years ago)

churn content get click$

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 23:46 (twelve years ago)

there is every reason to believe that everything is fake

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 00:21 (twelve years ago)

haha wow they're like "they've invented a new kind of wacky science, brainiacs!!! it's called FOOD SCIENCE"

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 00:22 (twelve years ago)

idk what "fake" or "real" would even mean in this context

max, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:03 (twelve years ago)

There is https://twitter.com/omglifehacks and there is https://twitter.com/lifehacks.

Life Hacks ‏@lifehacks 2h
On http://accountkiller.com you can instantly remove all of your personal data from websites you don't want having it

Life Hacks ‏@omglifehacks 1h
Mountain Dew was originally made to be mixed with whiskey. Try it!

pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:34 (twelve years ago)

But then OMG Life Hacks features something like where to sit at a table while just plain ol' Life Hacks has

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSKuNgYCQAAKBEi.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:35 (twelve years ago)

So I don't know if there's a fake in this mix, but if "not real" means "you've got be fucking kidding me with this shit," then here we are.

pplains, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:36 (twelve years ago)

there are very few people on twitter who actually want to help you hack your life, its very disapointing

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:47 (twelve years ago)

oh man the cookies n milk foul

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:48 (twelve years ago)

wtf with the milk in the cookie tray

i too went to college (silby), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:49 (twelve years ago)

i think by "fake" here regarding this twitter account we mean "satirical", or at least "insincere"

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:56 (twelve years ago)

lmao

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:56 (twelve years ago)

i think it just really doesnt care enough about the hacks

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:57 (twelve years ago)

its hacking for all the wrong reasons

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:57 (twelve years ago)

god i saw one the other day that was like, if you dont have a spoon, pour your coffee and cream into another cup, then back into the original cup --- IT'S MIXED!!!!

die

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:57 (twelve years ago)

xp yeah i can see that, for some reason that makes me happier than if it was a joke, why

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:58 (twelve years ago)

lmao that remote control hack w masking tape yeah thats really gonna stay on there buddy not like its designed to come off easy or anything fucking christ some people have no idea how to lifehack

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:58 (twelve years ago)

because i love to get mad about terrible lifehacks i guess? xp

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:59 (twelve years ago)

if you dont have a spoon stir it w yr finger like the rest of humanity ffs finger hack

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 01:59 (twelve years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSNzcnVCEAAZGgg.jpg

if you fall for this you deserve to

fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:03 (twelve years ago)

no one has ever done that

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:05 (twelve years ago)

omg at MILK ->

Francois Toofo (seandalai), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:05 (twelve years ago)

"why thank you friend, for this random homemade chocolate egg that you only made one of, just to give to me. i especially appreciate how it has the exact size and weight of a normal chicken's egg and when i move it i can feel a literal yolk. how grand a gift!"

fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:06 (twelve years ago)

and how the fuck is that a life hack

fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:06 (twelve years ago)

how is anything a "life hack"

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:11 (twelve years ago)

That dumb egg doesn't annoy me as much as these - http://www.marthastewart.com/267215/chocolate-egg-how-to

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:12 (twelve years ago)

i love that. it is complicated and meticulous, it's attempting to make my life more difficult. it's the opposite of a life hack.

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:14 (twelve years ago)

give someone a chocolate egg and it will make them happy #lifehack

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:21 (twelve years ago)

it's a life heck (it makes your life heck)

i am.. a maven (Matt P), Thursday, 22 August 2013 02:24 (twelve years ago)

It is totally the opposite of a lifehack! Martha Stewart is the anti-lifehacker.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 22 August 2013 03:08 (twelve years ago)

ok this is obv a joke (tweeted from omglifehacks) but the first suggestion is killing me:

http://www.chacha.com/gallery/4021/how-to-trick-people-into-hanging-out-with-you

Exclusive Party

Anonymously invite people to an ultra-exclusive party with a special guest! Then build suspense over who it is. Have everyone wondering about this mystery person! Could it be...

A celebrity?
A professional athlete?
The owner of the local Pizza Hut?
That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?
They'll have to show up to find out! Little do they know that the special guest is you.

"Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Thursday, 22 August 2013 05:26 (twelve years ago)

That reminds me of:


"Knock Knock"
Who's there?
"Meeeeeeeeeee"

Gets them every time

Or, it used to.

Mark G, Thursday, 22 August 2013 07:19 (twelve years ago)

Life hackin' across the universe
On the website Pinterest, advice from stupid jerks

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:43 (twelve years ago)

That hilarious homeless guy from down the street?

Øystein, Thursday, 22 August 2013 09:53 (twelve years ago)


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