why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Heloise nurtured in me a sense of ingenuity in handling even the most mundane problems. Without her, who knows if I ever would have boiled my undershirts?!

(she said to boil them with lemons, but I let them boil too long and the lemon rinds disintegrated and god what a sloppy mess)

that toaster thing looks like it could start a fire.

One could only hope.

ppl need their toaster privileges revoked if they are fucking with that kind of bullshit

also: get your stupid fucking cheese out of my fucking toaster

*hugs toaster*

put two pieces of bread in a pan w cheese in between
get grilled cheese

*hugs toaster*

<Screams, drops toaster, run to sink to run cold water on burned arms.>

When I was in college a friend was living in this weird-ass house that was owned by an old couple and all their stuff was still there; I remember being super baked and spending like an hour reading this book and thinking that I had found a brilliant guide to all of life's problems:
http://www.plantingdandelions.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/6895928976_a54eea0576.jpg

Hint #1: Get lots of cocaine.

Life Hacks ‏@omglifehacks 17 Aug
You can take a screenshot on the Mac by hitting command + shift + 4

you can also create a line break by hitting the return key twice!!

save power by turning your computer off

Why is she playing a banjo?

Oh, wait..

Heloise does look a little coked up on that book cover.

The real Heloise:

http://kingfeatures.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Heloise%E2%80%93in-blue-sweater-2.jpg

I swear she has looked the exact same since I was a kid.

imo ppl need to check their toaster privilege afaict

Heloise? Made fifteen hundred and seven sideways toaster grill cheeses in one day? Biggest lifehack in history, style section New York Times August 10th, 1988. I thought you was black, man. YO THIS IS HELOISE!

FWIW I tried the coffee ice cubes trick and it's great. Iced coffee any time.

It SOUNDS like a great trick. I drink so much iced coffee. I'd totally do that if I used trays instead of an icemaker. : \

use ice cube trays & then put the cubes into a tupperware or freezer bag once they are frozen #lifehacks

turn a icemaker sideways

then make cheese toast in it.

Freeze cheese cubes to keep your iced cheese toast from getting watered down.

Freeze your toaster and then use your toaster to defrost itself.

pour iced coffee onto a sideways toaster and catch the runoff in a mug for a awesome cup of hot coffee

Put your smashed toaster inbetween two intact (etc)

turn your coffee mug sideways to warm your lap during the winter

^^^ one HOT TIP that make the coffee stores MAD

What do you put the coffee ice cubes into? A glass of milk? Don't you have to wait until the ice cubes have melted before it's any good?

...

what

the picture shows them in a glass of milk, it's confusing

Cool so you get a weak super milky iced coffee, yum-yums!

No Time for Coffee? Spray Caffeine On Your Skin

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Heloise nurtured in me a sense of ingenuity in handling even the most mundane problems. Without her, who knows if I ever would have boiled my undershirts?!

― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, August 20, 2013 5:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(she said to boil them with lemons, but I let them boil too long and the lemon rinds disintegrated and god what a sloppy mess)

― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, August 20, 2013 5:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes, but how did they taste?

you can put coffee cubes into milk but that's the wrong way to make coffee milk

it's a hack

milkhax dot net

if you get to the point where you feel like you need to hack your milk, it's time to seriously rethink large chunks of your life

https://sphotos-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1174679_10151613471386378_498290704_n.jpg

lactose intolerant? hack your milk with lactaid

http://food-hacks.wonderhowto.com/how-to/dunk-oreo-milk-hack-0147430/

http://www.plantingdandelions.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/6895928976_a54eea0576.jpg
vs
http://www.postconstructioncleanupchicago.com/soniamanicmaids.jpg

Live near a pizza place and need a ride to someone's house? Order them a pizza and ask the driver if you can get a lift.

Again, here's another one that's vaguely illegal.

― pplains, Tuesday, August 20, 2013 3:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just confirming this one was from the twitter account that we're deeming fake now right

sorry late pass but i've been irrationally raging about that "bagel tote" for weeks

my theory is its real gone manic from having to think up so many hacks

I want to believe

but i mean...hail a cab/order a pizza, how far away does this friend live

not that that's the only problem with this brilliant lifehack

i think you're thinkin of bagel hack

Life Hacks ‏@omglifehacks 17 Aug
You can take a screenshot on the Mac by hitting command + shift + 4

it's like a computer hack... but for your life... but for your computer