why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Life Hacks ‏@omglifehacks 3 Aug
Drink tons of apple juice before you go to bed. A chemical compound in the juice will help you to have vivid awesome dreams.

this is the worst advice!

a chemical compound in the juice will help you to get up for a piss at 3 in the morning

what can i do to hack other ppl's lives?

you, your friends, your accomplishments, all will eventually be dust #lifehacks

thirsty? try bleach! #lifehacks

i feel like strongo really needs to get onboard with these.

Life Hacks ‏@omglifehacks 7 Aug
Live near a pizza place and need a ride to someone's house? Order them a pizza and ask the driver if you can get a lift.

Again, here's another one that's vaguely illegal.

xps Mordy I believe that's called gaslighting.

"live near a pizza place"

#lifehacks

I need to start a thread. Quit retweeting these guys and quit cluttering this thread. #omglifehacks.

Life Hacks ‏@omglifehacks 31 Jul
Holding a banana peel over a bruise (for 10 to 30 minutes), will remove its color.

do you think people have tried this?

these are the same people that do omgfacts i think, gems like

OMG Facts ‏@OMGFacts 15h

Jim Carrey sent Tupac funny letters while he was in prison!

OMG Facts ‏@OMGFacts 17h

Carrots were originally purple in color, changing in the 17th century to orange with newer varieties.

OMG Facts ‏@OMGFacts 17h

Dark chocolate has more iron than beef!

it's a lie, my banana peel is still yellow

Demonic Alvin & The Chipmunks >>>>> slow "Jolene"

they missed the best part of the "carrots used to be purple" story - the orange varieties were favoured to celebrated the Dutch House of Orange, allegedly

Got a neighbor you don't like who doesn't lock their doors? Go in to their house when they're out and move stuff around -- but only a little. #otherpeopleslifehacks

wait, dark chocolate doesn't have any beef, right?

okay you guys sent me down a horrifying Twitter wormhole and now I hate you

Life Hacks ‏@omglifehacks 16 Aug

Want to cut a watermelon open without a knife? Take a quarter, make a small incision, and karate chop it in half. It seriously works!

@gallagherhacks

why are your quarters sharp enough to make incisions?

yay watermelon all over my hand! awesome hack!

cutting fruit with pocket change? doesn't sound very hygenic to me....

These monsters use t-shirts as pillow cases rather than do laundry. What do you expect?

Life Hacks ‏@omglifehacks 17 Jul

Need to memorize something for a test? Tape it to your bathroom wall to review while sitting on the toilet. You'll memorize it in no time!

Life Hacks ‏@omglifehacks 15 Aug

How to get upgraded to first class: http://bit.ly/11UOAzx

this is fucking hilarious

please tell me it says "become a famous celebrity"

Want to cut a watermelon open without a knife? Take a quarter, make a small incision, and karate chop it in half. It seriously works!

I'm not saying that works or it's smart, but at least it's literally a hack.

xp: Close!

1. Buy an upgrade
2. Volunteer to be bumped
3. Fly frequently
4. Fly alone
5. Smile!

^^^ cool hacks, never would have occurred to me

They missed

6. hijack a plane

"geez, if only I could figure out a way to fly first class"
"have you considered buying an upgrade?"
"WOAH DUDE, AWESOME HACK" *high-five*

Life Hacks ‏@omglifehacks 17 Aug
How to get backstage at concerts and pretty much ANYWHERE: Wear a nice suit and walk quickly. People won't question you.

That's him, lower right.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meo7o6PwG61rgqc4go1_1280.jpg

omg

kinda takes the "culture" out of "subculture"

can we poll that photo

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lou14eXQrC1qicm8vo1_500.jpg

spot the parents

Wear a nice suit and walk quickly. People won't question you

please remember to be a white cis male when attempting this cool hack

my wife had an argument several years ago with a racist MIT undergrad who was temping for her where this girl actually claimed you could always spot really ghetto black people because they spent all of their money on nice clothes

my wife declined to renew the temp's contract IIRC, hopefully teaching this young woman the critical lesson that telling your boss she must be ghetto because she has on nice clothes is not a good career move

wait, how do you spot wealthy middle class black people then?

polo shirts and khakis, same as everyone else

this system is flawed

omigod I know where that brony meet-up picture was taken. I've played that Xybots machine.

guys this is... obviously a joke twitter account??

Would you bet your life on it?

I mean, the food kit. the ghetto air conditioner. the buzzfeedy "15 ways you can get free pizza" links.

bless you vegemite, but ffs.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/af4884b44bcec02fa60429f95afe42e8/tumblr_mrqsw5sIDy1srsdr2o1_500.jpg

There is everything right with coffee cubes.

Like drinking beer through a straw, which btw is also on there.

What non-existent problem is that supposed to solve?

Coffee ice cubes? They keep your iced coffee cold without watering it down. I don't know what the fuck drinking beer through a straw is supposed to do, but in high school some people said it got you drunk faster.