friday night

i walked around a THEME PARK, sunburned and tired. got to see the famous disney "world of color" display, which looked like it cost a lot of money to put on.

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watching "another earth"

+ drinking a glass of red wine. can't tell if it's good or not bc all red wine tastes identical to me.

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what are u up to this friday night?

i've beaten my dick to a pulp. now to drfink some beer

sounds ace ma$e

no it doesn't. it's a window to my personal nightmare

alright kafka

what are u up to this friday night?

― Treeship, Friday, August 30, 2013 10:54 PM

a bunch of random shit, apparently. today was the olive garden, coke coke coke, candy, dropping off a book at the library, another thing, minor work outside for a short amount of time, trip to home depot, etc.

tonight though . . . i have a coke here, the 1975 on, a soft pretzel in the other room

this one's for roxy bcz she loves these threads iirc

home and drunk at 22:37 <-- old age
sofa smells of wet dog (I/we do not own a dog)
drank... chartreuse?? and other mystery shots

22:37 <-- old age
― the supreme personality of Godhead : a summary study (a passing spacecadet), Friday, September 6, 2013 9:40 PM

that is how long it takes you to find the submit button when you are old

(-57 minutes, not bad)

home and drunk at 22:37 <-- old age

not old age, but lack of baby sitter.
sofa smells of doritos.
drank : lager, including a can of tenants that a friend left here.

no wonder he left it.
its f*cking rank.

tonight I am going to the closeout store to find some new washcloths and/or towels

i know, I live a life of excitement, I can feel yr jealousy

"and/or "

now, that's modern world stress ...

good luck vg ..

Think i'll get drunk tonight

I will be listening to Miles Davis and drinking vodka.

Nice. Im thinking red wine + seltzer and a movie on demand

I would love to have that kind of power. "You there! Direct my film at once!"

<3 being a billionaire trust fund brat who uses people as playthings.

listening to chrome lost tapes
waiting for gf to get home from work, we goin onna DATE

date already over cuz we don't wanna see any of the movies. got dinner, listened to danzig and tina turner on the ride. now drinking lucid air outer space enlightenment ale in our domicile. good evenin' y'all.

In campaign office listening to printer print 442 pages of turf sheets which we'll then divvy up into packets (all these new words). Eating rotisserie chicken family-style and drinking Bud from the landlady's fridge, actually all in all pretty good.

i found 5 nice good quality low-cost washcloths

also I discovered that Winco sells funsize m&m's in bulk which is O_O gamechanger

how many of them did you buy? i have a coke.

I bought a pound of them - they are good snacks to take to football games for when the beer wears off but you can't be assed getting up and buying anything

YO fuckin' OLO amirite

drinking lighter fluid and listening to dan deacon

i guess i sort of lied when i said it's not that bad

Thinking about things. Wishing I had a fruit salad like the ones they made at the Peppermill in Vegas. Wishing I had caught every single lounge act I wanted to catch when I was there in 2001 and 2002. Loving August falling asleep next to me. Ready to watch Hannah and Her Sisters.

i'm at my mom's and browsing chiXors on OKC, GO ME

laundry, "cat rearing," riesling with raspberries

dusted my desk (ie deep cleaned, it was super gross)

watching more parenthood

this weekend is going to be suuuuuper boring fyi

i celebrated the completion of my MA last night by whacking a pizza in the oven for me and my housemate, sitting on our roof with a few cans of Lidl's lager followed by dirt cheap Kalimoxtos and then ice cream. Then her boyfriend came over so i went to my room, drank a bit more, signed up to Netflix, spent an hour looking at things I thought I might want to watch before watching ten minutes of an ESPN documentary on Andres/Pablo Escobar before falling asleep. Top stuff.

had to push back dinner plans tonight and this forced my friend to cancel because, as he said, he said he "can't eat after sundown." was really weirded out until i realized that he was observing yom kippur.

lol

actually he's a gremlin

futzing around on itunes making a cheesy dancey playlist, listening to old Weird Al Yankovic songs

gonna fold some laundry and rewatch skyfall on bluray after dinner

i made red lentils with veg bacon. it would be vegan if not for the huge hunk of butter.

I wish I were home watching Parker tbh.

'sup

Yo

Tonight I violated one of my cooking rules and now I am grumpy.

what was the rule?

The rule is to pass over recipes that require one to manipulate each and every unit. Tonight's case: meatballs. With the exact same ingredients, I cold have made a tasty ragu/bolognese with 1/24 the hassle. See also: Sandra Lee cookie recipes, which has you use canned cookie dough, then have to handle each fucking cookie multiple times for various types of pre-made icing and decorations and shit.

I'm experienced enough as a cook that I should know better than this. I *do* know better than this, which is why I have a rule. Which I failed to follow. GAH.

:(

might be in for the night

my friends are driving me insane. i want to discontinue all social contact from anyone, everyone, ever and just hang out with my dog is that so much to ask