why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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http://i.imgur.com/dunEz9b.jpg

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 15 August 2013 21:18 (twelve years ago)

seems legit

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 15 August 2013 21:31 (twelve years ago)

lol @ "this can be shocking to a man"

"you have curlers in your... hair??? I cannot possibly ever understand this"

I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Thursday, 15 August 2013 21:34 (twelve years ago)

I like how they used a distressed and stained page background and a photo that is clearly way pre-early-60s and then printed the text in the same font as the comment

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 15 August 2013 21:35 (twelve years ago)

I know it's not real because they never mention lysol douche

emilys., Thursday, 15 August 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)

seems like a good place for a John Ruskin anecdote

i too went to college (silby), Friday, 16 August 2013 04:51 (twelve years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/130e592a0af38252c4ee95a9c6a23fb8/tumblr_mre3d3n71b1r0wqrdo1_500.png

this... isn't weird at all?

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 16 August 2013 05:40 (twelve years ago)

"90s movie closer to 80s movie than 2010s movie"

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 16 August 2013 05:42 (twelve years ago)

makes u think

Neil S, Friday, 16 August 2013 07:56 (twelve years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1150849_204308913068470_531583627_n.jpg

Yes, have a nice cup of tea and remember that you brought your depression on by not being depressed earlier, wtf?

ailsa, Friday, 16 August 2013 08:53 (twelve years ago)

clearly way pre-early-60s

lol its all olden times d00d

'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 16 August 2013 09:32 (twelve years ago)

Matrix ushered in a golden era of big dumb action movies featuring cunts in costumes instead of pretend soldiers

http://valawyersweekly.com/files/2009/12/important-ops-logo.jpg (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 August 2013 11:00 (twelve years ago)

wicked burn

shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Friday, 16 August 2013 12:11 (twelve years ago)

feel like that came from the background of a 1990s U2 video

Neanderthal, Friday, 16 August 2013 13:41 (twelve years ago)

RIGHT NOW

YOU ARE READING A HORRIBLE FACEBOOK MEME AND WONDERING HOW TO GET BACK THOSE PRECIOUS 15 SECONDS.

pplains, Friday, 16 August 2013 13:55 (twelve years ago)

http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/f1.jpg

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 16 August 2013 14:49 (twelve years ago)

made me lol, must admit.

Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 16 August 2013 14:49 (twelve years ago)

i think we've seen that depression one before itt but it's the first time it was accompanies by a illustration of my favorite psychopharma cartoon character, the depression bathrobe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGQcibFC9q0

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Friday, 16 August 2013 15:14 (twelve years ago)

ts: depression bathrobe v. sad bouncing egg

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 16 August 2013 15:18 (twelve years ago)

depression bathrobe! <3

no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 16 August 2013 15:25 (twelve years ago)

Results may vary.

'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 16 August 2013 15:29 (twelve years ago)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/20794_10151849071769602_130875693_n.jpg

gross

I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:16 (twelve years ago)

and mean!

no fomo (La Lechera), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:17 (twelve years ago)

officer she had curves, what was i supposed to do?

in France they piss on Main Street (Noodle Vague), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:18 (twelve years ago)

abilify is such a terrible name xps

mookieproof, Friday, 16 August 2013 20:19 (twelve years ago)

Shudder to think what goes on in that perv's pockets

touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:48 (twelve years ago)

i'll tell you where you can put your hands

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:54 (twelve years ago)

i hate that commerical because all it says to me it even if you take our shit and it doesnt kill you your depression is one step behind you, or hanging in a lawn chair, ALWAYS FOREVER

"Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:59 (twelve years ago)

http://urlybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Terrorist-Tea-Party-Puzzle.jpg

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 16 August 2013 22:06 (twelve years ago)

I'm going to glue googly eyes to my depression bathrobe.

emilys., Friday, 16 August 2013 22:57 (twelve years ago)

http://fuckyourlifehacks.tumblr.com/ new favorite

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 17 August 2013 00:54 (twelve years ago)

*sigh* That's so OTM.

pplains, Saturday, 17 August 2013 01:53 (twelve years ago)

i hate that commerical because all it says to me it even if you take our shit and it doesnt kill you your depression is one step behind you, or hanging in a lawn chair, ALWAYS FOREVER

― "Max's Original Starship" Vol. 3 (sunny successor), Friday, August 16, 2013 1:59 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean it is though

i too went to college (silby), Saturday, 17 August 2013 06:23 (twelve years ago)

lol abilify

color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Saturday, 17 August 2013 06:26 (twelve years ago)

http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a551/emily_simpson1/atheist_lisafranksagan_zps9af0e266.jpg

emilys., Saturday, 17 August 2013 09:35 (twelve years ago)

To really harm the romance of a sunset u have to cover it up with large words in an ugly garish font

'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 17 August 2013 10:31 (twelve years ago)

or ten

Francois Toofo (seandalai), Saturday, 17 August 2013 13:57 (twelve years ago)

digging fuckyourlifehacks

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:06 (twelve years ago)

I hate them so much. They had a hack for freezing coffee into cubes and using those to cool your coffee. I still can't formulate into enough words how (and why) that pissed me off.

pplains, Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:26 (twelve years ago)

But that's how I make my afternoon iced coffees ;_; why you gotta hate, pp?

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:29 (twelve years ago)

I think if they were presented as quirky ideas for a rainy day project clipped from Reader's Digest or Highlights, they'd be fine...the name 'hack' and the meme-generator presentation implies they are mind-blowing ways to cut through life's red tape, stunning left-field solutions from techy firebrands who have figured out how to live and don't want to waste any time doing so. When in reality it's like... so...you put Koolaid in a bottle and shook it up...? Or: You found a good use for all those old-timey wooden ladders you have lying around for...some reason? They're not 'lifehacks,' they're almost unsurpassedly ordinary.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:39 (twelve years ago)

There's an implied YOU'RE WELCOME at the end of every one of these things, like someone accepting your apology when you have offered none.

pplains, Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:51 (twelve years ago)

why you gotta hate, pp?

I told you, I can't put it into words. Pouring coffee into an ice tray isn't going to enhance your life in any way.

This is the recent one that made me really lose my shit. But you know, when you lose your shit over something that someone has done, that's your fault. #lifehack

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BP3f48CCYAAKt-O.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 17 August 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)

the worst ones are the "creative" ones, the ladder-turned-shelf ones, which by virtue of being "lifehacks" are viral and have seen by everyone on the internet, so everyone who sees your twee as fuck creativity will know exactly where it came from

fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Saturday, 17 August 2013 15:21 (twelve years ago)

dying at the picture pplains posted.

"Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Saturday, 17 August 2013 15:26 (twelve years ago)

the legend is amazing

"Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Saturday, 17 August 2013 15:26 (twelve years ago)

Food kit a. cinnamon candies. travel food kit

touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 17 August 2013 15:58 (twelve years ago)

''Oops, damn, won't close...what is it? One too many pretzels? Fuck, crushed 'em again. I bet I can fit in one more Cheerio. Where are those tweezers...'' (meanwhile people who were actually traveling have long since given up and left)

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 August 2013 20:32 (twelve years ago)

also lol @ emily's carl sagan one. Is someone in your feed on a Carl Sagan listserv or something? I feel like you posted a similarly rainbow-colored one, with Haunting Thoughtful Face, way back at the beginning.

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 17 August 2013 20:34 (twelve years ago)


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