why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

of course in Australia the standard unit is like 12 American units, I'm sure!

http://i.imgur.com/LAmq7xh.jpg

CHOP CARROTS LIKE A REBEL

SMASH THE SYSTEM. JULIENNE YR PEPPERS

WAIT! STOP! FOR GOD'S SAKE, THINK OF THE SUFFERING SUCCOTASH!

I love showing hardcore vegans the studies that suggest vegetables can feel pain and "scream" when being harvested and stuff. They always say its bullshit pseudoscience but are totally into stuff that says a vegan diet is the healthiest and such.

Can't we just come together and just work to end CAFOs? Don't be hatin' on me cause I eat local free-range beef and chicken (well, and the occasional highly-processed frozen entree from a Con-Agra owned brand).

One definition states that 5 drinks for men and 4 drinks for women must be consumed on one occasion at least once in a two-week period for it to be classed as binge drinking.

looks like I'm binge drinking before I really get started

xp
so u admit it's pseudoscience

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1184959_10153102996685123_1257957217_n.jpg

- Bob Marley

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1185611_10152524672831002_1572305895_n.jpg

freddie didnt write the drum parts or the guitar solo or the bass part.

NINE PEOPLE are smart about getting writer credits.

one man, one goal, one mission
one heart, one soul, just one solution
one flash of light, one god, one vision

One Facebook macro to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

freddie didnt write the drum parts or the guitar solo or the bass part.

do you know this for sure or are you just assuming? b/c I've always been under the impression that F. Mercury had pretty tight control over the "Bohemian Rhapsody" recording process

still, lol @ that macro

when did queen become an avatar for authentic old fashioned rock n roll???? feel like as a yung rockist i considered queen a joke but i see them held up all the time as Authentic Great Rock n Roll That This Teeny lady Gaga Shit Can't Touch

xp that guitar solo is all brian may all day. ive no doubt freddie would say yay or nay on shit, but i think the macro is a bit disingenuous to suggest freddie sprawled out the whole thing on sheet music and handed the parts to the dudes.

I'm a Queen Problem, Bro??

i think freddie mercury worship is the domain of Reddit types, that's the only place i've seen it. no idea why they chose him to idolize.

the kind of ppl that just can't get enough of gay muslims

it's gotta be the hat

http://www.nicholasjdanton.supanet.com/freddie%20hat.jpg

stop queensplaining man

when did queen become an avatar for authentic old fashioned rock n roll????

When they started noting that no synths were used on their records.

And that they were meant to be played at maxumum volume.

maybe it's because he's just about the best rock frontman OF ALL TIME? maybe that.
but yeah, i'm sure Freddie would hate that rockist shit. now i'm gonna jam this bad boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEUM9ilk0CE

that video is so great :D

the thing with queen is that the amazingness of Freddie and The DEACON totally overpowers the boring old dude rockness of May and Taylor.

you know they weren't actually old dudes when they were rockin' out, right

jesus, referring to May as "boring old dude rockness" has to be an alltime ridiculous challop

I mean as far as rock guitarists go he's about as bright, energetic, catchy, singable, non-thuddy as they come.

http://i.imgur.com/Sy4lsQ4.jpg

ugh

LOL i thought that was a google logo and i was trying to parse how that was spelling "google"

That one's stupid-funny, I give it a pass.

Coexist? I don't get it. Is it some weird anti-racism thing where superheroes are substituted for races? God, reading back that I'm pretty sure I've become a Finn. Still, I don't get it.

coexist bumper stickers w/ religious symbols standing in for the letters are very common. this one is about DC + Marvel coexisting and ending their eternal warfare.

looks like this:
http://www.stickershoppe.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/d201.jpg

oic -- didn't know about the marvel/dc divide -- so fans of one imprint hates fans of the other or something? lolz <3 subculture h8. Thanks, I hadn't seen the bumpersticker either.

i don't think it's a real thing in 2013 tbh; last time dc/marvel subculture h8 had any presence in my life i was 11 years old in summer camp.

I feel 98% certain that one of my wife's colleagues is going to post comic book "coexist" thing sometime in the next week.

I can think of at least 10 ppl in my timeline who have probably already posted it

http://i.imgur.com/dunEz9b.jpg

seems legit

lol @ "this can be shocking to a man"

"you have curlers in your... hair??? I cannot possibly ever understand this"

I like how they used a distressed and stained page background and a photo that is clearly way pre-early-60s and then printed the text in the same font as the comment

I know it's not real because they never mention lysol douche

seems like a good place for a John Ruskin anecdote

http://24.media.tumblr.com/130e592a0af38252c4ee95a9c6a23fb8/tumblr_mre3d3n71b1r0wqrdo1_500.png

this... isn't weird at all?

"90s movie closer to 80s movie than 2010s movie"

makes u think

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1150849_204308913068470_531583627_n.jpg

Yes, have a nice cup of tea and remember that you brought your depression on by not being depressed earlier, wtf?