itt blogs instruct you how to be a man

haha nah just the sexual insecurities were pretty easily legible in that quote is all

if a man has somewhat of a gut it just means that he's affluent and doesn't have free time for fitness because he works so hard

so close to unbookmarking this thread. somehow way worse than the other 25-odd lol-hate threads that constitute my ilx core diet.

man up, sterling

anyway

Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit
http://onion.com/13ZjEPT

lol see also

http://www.theonion.com/articles/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove,33427/

http://justdudethings.tumblr.com/

^ delete thread, replace with this tumblr

feel like the parody is still not as good as the original

ugh...

There's a lot of conformity going on in those sites.

this one is so good tho

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meiz94h7lb1rmwqrfo1_500.jpg

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/07/31/broga-new-type-yoga-for-men/

I haven't clicked on that link and I'm already furious

perfect url

“You’re exercising with a bunch of other guys. It's all cool.”

"there's nothing kind of overt about it"

"If you tell a guy, ‘With a straight leg, reach down and touch your toes,’ they can only make it mid-thigh, maybe, and they're done"

Having a hard time picturing what a dude only reaching mid-thigh would look like -- wouldn't it be just, uh, standing with your hands a-dangle?

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meiz34o4HI1rmwqrfo1_1280.jpg

i loled

“We're here to exercise, we're here to feel good. There's no chanting, there's nothing kind of overt about it,” said Ryan Farrell, a Broga instructor at Aerial Fitness in Riverhead, N.Y. “You’re exercising with a bunch of other guys. It's all cool."

"It's not gay, it's just a lil j/o sesh with your bros is all. No big deal."

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/07/31/broga-new-type-yoga-for-men/

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, August 16, 2013 2:52 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I haven't clicked on that link and I'm already furious

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, August 16, 2013 2:53 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they have broga at the armory in somerville!

there's nothing kind of overt about it

the fuck does this mean

does it mean anything

i think he means hinduism?

"nobody's gonna try to fuck with your chakras in my shop, namean?"

I'm holding out for Zumbrah. It presumably looks a lot like the "Party Rock Anthem" video.

maybe, but that's kinda odd because i thought yoga was largely a secular practice these days anyway xps

furiously hating my father

no women, none of that fruity eastern religion stuff, just bros doing bro yoga

fight! (lost my sf2 cartridge)

just dudes anxious about bending over in front of other dudes, no big deal, nothing kinda overt about it

"Sometimes it can be intimidating with the girls in there that can bend into a pretzel, and you're just sitting there like, 'Okay...just trying to keep my back straight,' and trying not to break anything"

so tired of these girls kicking my ass at yoga

poor dudes

must be so humiliating to be not as good at yoga as a GIRL

did you guys ever see that King of the Hill episode where Johnny Depp plays a yoga instructor

or the film Hollywood Homicide where Josh Hartnett is a yoga instructor and he's totally doing it to bang all the hot yoga chicks

"Sometimes it can be intimidating with the girls in there that can bend into a pretzel, and you're just sitting there like, 'Okay...can any bros just help me out with this chub i got going?"

sorry i'm getting a huge 'uhh yeah dude' craigslist dramatic reading vibe from this whole story

lol goole

this is not specific to "broga" & i've likely gone off about it before but i just want to take a sec to absolutely despise this phenomenon of the masculinizing portmanteau.

good work with the seo buzzwords i guess & thank you for metastasizing gender binary fascism across the name of any conceivable gender-neutral thing in the universe, nice, real cool

welcome to the dude-iverse

i just learned about power yogurt, aka yogurt in a black and red package for men

those are the correct man product colors

http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2009/08/2405941831_eb1ccafca7.jpg

strong enough for a woman
pH balanced for an insufferable prick

the entire "men's products" aisle at target is blue, black, and red -- even the sign iirc! (black and red)
blue is also ok for men

i got lost there once looking for tom's deodorant (which i found in the women's aisle) (but i was buying it for a man)

Ugh, reminds me of the horrors of Coke Zero -- the ads for that were the worst.

http://www.alde.com/anime/pocky1.jpg

http://img.youtube.com/vi/3iuG1OpnHP8/0.jpg

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/rBtp4NWg_ks/maxresdefault.jpg

I want to make fun of it, but that sounds tasty.
xxp the chocolate-pretzel, that is

how is Pocky For Men different from Gender-Neutral Pocky