itt blogs instruct you how to be a man

In that, they're kind of a privileged elite of social conservative

idk i kinda don't doubt that a lot of these guys get laid a lot.

― R'LIAH (goole), Wednesday, August 14, 2013 1:11 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you can just tell theyre lying cause of the way they talk, i mean im sure some of them are knee deep in poontang or w/e but a lot of it just reads like wild fantasy

I live in San Francisco. I'm 45. I've been in the game for a long time. Take it from me. If your older readers are looking to bang younger chicks. This is heaven. Dress like you have money. Go to a nice bar. Give it some time. You'll be banging three or four different girls at a time, and I do mean girls, not hags in their thirties or forties.

sure bro *j/o motion*

"knee deep in poontang"

likely story bro

If that quote were drawn in a comic, it would need to have stink waves emanating from it.

you have to find "girls" because no one over 25 is going to buy your narcissism as confidence

what does "dressing like you have money" look like in SF

not good i bet

yeah wouldn't that be like linen pants and a bunch of henna

depends what kind of money, I'd bet

tbh if you live in SF proper and you don't yell at people on the sidewalk, you probably have _some_ money

what does "dressing like you have money" look like in SF

not good i bet

― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, August 14, 2013 2:30 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lotus 1-2-3 polo

i sincerely pity ANY dude who thinks a potential sex partner who is 30 is TOO OLD haha what even

the idea that men only get better with age and women somehow get worse is kind of the worst thing

"i only fuck girls, and i do mean girls, i prefer the ones who have not yet experienced an orgasm because i'm sure as hell not gonna give them one"

dang you have a solid insight into the mindset of straight men, elmo

haha nah just the sexual insecurities were pretty easily legible in that quote is all

if a man has somewhat of a gut it just means that he's affluent and doesn't have free time for fitness because he works so hard

so close to unbookmarking this thread. somehow way worse than the other 25-odd lol-hate threads that constitute my ilx core diet.

man up, sterling

anyway

Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit
http://onion.com/13ZjEPT

lol see also

http://www.theonion.com/articles/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove,33427/

http://justdudethings.tumblr.com/

^ delete thread, replace with this tumblr

feel like the parody is still not as good as the original

ugh...

There's a lot of conformity going on in those sites.

this one is so good tho

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meiz94h7lb1rmwqrfo1_500.jpg

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/07/31/broga-new-type-yoga-for-men/

I haven't clicked on that link and I'm already furious

perfect url

“You’re exercising with a bunch of other guys. It's all cool.”

"there's nothing kind of overt about it"

"If you tell a guy, ‘With a straight leg, reach down and touch your toes,’ they can only make it mid-thigh, maybe, and they're done"

Having a hard time picturing what a dude only reaching mid-thigh would look like -- wouldn't it be just, uh, standing with your hands a-dangle?

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meiz34o4HI1rmwqrfo1_1280.jpg

i loled

“We're here to exercise, we're here to feel good. There's no chanting, there's nothing kind of overt about it,” said Ryan Farrell, a Broga instructor at Aerial Fitness in Riverhead, N.Y. “You’re exercising with a bunch of other guys. It's all cool."

"It's not gay, it's just a lil j/o sesh with your bros is all. No big deal."

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/07/31/broga-new-type-yoga-for-men/

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, August 16, 2013 2:52 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I haven't clicked on that link and I'm already furious

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, August 16, 2013 2:53 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they have broga at the armory in somerville!

there's nothing kind of overt about it

the fuck does this mean

does it mean anything

i think he means hinduism?

"nobody's gonna try to fuck with your chakras in my shop, namean?"

I'm holding out for Zumbrah. It presumably looks a lot like the "Party Rock Anthem" video.

maybe, but that's kinda odd because i thought yoga was largely a secular practice these days anyway xps

furiously hating my father

no women, none of that fruity eastern religion stuff, just bros doing bro yoga

fight! (lost my sf2 cartridge)

just dudes anxious about bending over in front of other dudes, no big deal, nothing kinda overt about it

"Sometimes it can be intimidating with the girls in there that can bend into a pretzel, and you're just sitting there like, 'Okay...just trying to keep my back straight,' and trying not to break anything"

so tired of these girls kicking my ass at yoga

poor dudes

must be so humiliating to be not as good at yoga as a GIRL

did you guys ever see that King of the Hill episode where Johnny Depp plays a yoga instructor

or the film Hollywood Homicide where Josh Hartnett is a yoga instructor and he's totally doing it to bang all the hot yoga chicks

"Sometimes it can be intimidating with the girls in there that can bend into a pretzel, and you're just sitting there like, 'Okay...can any bros just help me out with this chub i got going?"