i just kicked a drunk woman out of my hotel for calling my gay coworker a fag

This thread is like nabisco and Tracer trying to have a conversation on opposite sides of a room filled with autistic people on horse tranquilizers.

sounds better than some parties i've been to

throw in a buffet and i'd crash it for real

Whose justification do you mean?

It is my lack of legal knowledge justification. I find it pretty effective though! I mean it may be pretty obivious but I think most the knee-jerk against hate-crime legislations can be defused if you get people to sign on for "the system meant to protect us all equally doesn't do so."

http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/animal-actors/mr-ed.jpg
"Did somebody say horse tranquilizers?"

YOU MAY NOW CONSIDER ME THE HOOSALYPTIC ONE
AFTER THIS STEEN THERE IS NONE

We need to be able to change screen names again.

<I>judges don't usually have the discretion to hand down 10 based on any outside factor that's not put in their purview by the legislature</I>

What I'm about to say couldn't be any more off topic, but in light of some recent decisions by the U.S. Supreme Court, there is some question whether a judge is permitted to increase a sentence for a crime based upon the bias motivation for that crime, unless the motivation was first submitted to the jury and the jury made a finding on that bias motivation.

throw in a buffet and i'd crash it for real

-- gff, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 9:00 PM

lol subtle

I LIKE MY HOOS STEEN-ER PINK

i wish one of my cats would eat this thread

I mean it may be pretty obivious but I think most the knee-jerk against hate-crime legislations can be defused if you get people to sign on for "the system meant to protect us all equally doesn't do so."

Mostly that just makes me wonder who's going to protect the homophobe's right to be a homophobe. Which, you know, seems like an important thing to protect.

hoosteen = "cute" variation on "Justin," right?

It's the Spanish pronounciation (and the name my mother raised me with, though my dad preferred Justin).

HOOS = that dude

she didnt spell it that way though, did she?

Quien es esa niña, Hoos that steen?
Señorita mas fina, Hoos that steen?

phonetic

xpost

that was not a fun argument.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 27 May 2007 02:17 (3 days ago) Link

http://www.brandonbird.com/paintings/king_of_cage.jpg
"M'am, we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. My bartender, myself, and my general manager will not tolerate your hate speech on our property. We have not and will not charge you a cent and you're free to take your business elsewhere. I'd rather not call the police, but if you insist on continuing to disturb our guests I will. Please leave."

o_O

"Salt'n'pepa and Hoosy D up in the limosteen."

-- jim, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 5:38 PM

favorite ever

you suck.

a-

What hotel do you work at, HOOS?

"M'am, we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. My bartender, myself, and my general manager will not tolerate your hate speech on our property. We have not and will not charge you a cent and you're free to take your business elsewhere. I'd rather not call the police, but if you insist on continuing to disturb our guests I will. Please leave."

^underrated ilx meme

I was going to stay at the Austin Omni but they upped the daily rate by $150 so now I am at Sheraton.

I work at the Doubletree Club on I-35 & MLK. You're at the Sheraton downtown I guess? What brings you to town?

i stayed at the motherfucking days inn off the highway

$89 for three days, bitches

i stayed at the motherfucking days inn off the highway

-- and what, Wednesday, February 27, 2008 3:38 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i thought for a second that this might be some rap lyric i didn't recognize

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/da/Holidae_In.jpg/200px-Holidae_In.jpg

STOP DROP KABOOM LADIES RUB ON YA NIPPLES

i always read this as "i just kicked a drunk fag out of my hotel for calling my gay coworker a woman"

Week of computer administrator guy training, HOOS. Quickest they could get me to it was in Austin.

Context:

Private graduation party jar
Is going on by our get mar
Mistakes drunk woman for renew
And invites her to chow tipped blue
She takes a bite of her sweater
Else tells her that swain adjuster
A private party and that lest
Is for "family only'" weighed breast
Puts her food back on the thumbprint
Storms over to my desk tough glint

As i deal with the massive prize
Front of clomb americanize
Fucking memorial tissue
They schedule me flyaway barbecue
Slur'ranting to her friends that spur
Fucking ridiculous vail err
One had the fucking courtesy dane
Her that there was a sealer inane
Going on it was so widest
To have to put that star fondest
She wants to talk to a austere
On duty braggadocio debonair

I step to the side of my chum
Advise her that i'll be strap plum
In just a moment i just crack
Attend to these people smoke knack
"Hurry the fuck up cause i lined
Talk to someone about shirt lined!"

She continues her noisy pox
She makes her way through the wrote pox
At the people at the protest
Demanding to know what broom lest
They're looking at "turn inlaid
Bitch in the white room enfilade
People are already pitfall
Somebody needs to call swayed pall

Finally gets to the front ark
A recap of coiner earmark
Already said berates me ruck
I explain to her that tour duck
A large sign announcing that tailed
Was for the stepsister prevailed
Party and that we reappear
Signage would be codfish blare
Make the private status of bided
Clear now she wants to sconce avoided
Your bartender that fucking gnat
Of yours didn't tell why democrat
Was a private party bazaar
That fag etc appreciation scar

without raising my voice i gnawed
"m'am i'm going to boule avowed
Ask you to leave'" "whaaaat''" i having
To bring spine abolishing
Bags which i accurately shed
Still unpacked dressmaking hardhead
Just checked her in half an hour grill
Start serving the convert duckbill
Her she wants to know why she's flog
To leave etc sprits hog

"m'am we reserve the right to pull
To anyone my weigh pull
And my general nondescript
Not tolerate your par nondescript
On our property we have thrown
Will not charge you a cent cloak groan
Free to take your business whittle
Rather not call the tan bottle
If you insist on elephant
Disturb our guests i will please glean accelerant

The sense my gay general truce
Not mind losing her microstate juice

HAHAHAH
Excellent

I think black people would either be more or perhaps less likely to kick a drunk woman out of a hotel for calling a gay coworker a fag. Does ILX have an opinion on this?

-- Dom Passantino, Sunday, May 27, 2007 3:05 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

The sense my gay general truce
Not mind losing her microstate juice

otm

I get the sense my gay General Manager will not mind losing her dollars.

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, May 27, 2007 3:27 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

RIP

this guy was so much better than new boss

Meet the gay boss same as the old boss

Words the poem robot things rhyme:

sweater / adjuster
tissue / barbecue
spur / err
widest / fondest
AUSTERE / DEBONAIR (maybe it is from New Zealand?)
reappear / blare
bided / avoided
gnawed / avowed
having / abolishing
WHITTLE / BOTTLE

Actually I will also grant "reappear / blare" on "this might almost rhyme in New Zealand" grounds.

Also "bided / avoided" -- ok, fine, clearly this is all based on the official New Zealand Rhyming Dictionary

Many people do not seem to understand that robots are masters of off-rhyme.

Austin SWAT Standoff Ends; Suspect Not In Hotel Room
CBS 42 Reporter: Katherine Stolp
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SWAT Standoff Ends
A swat standoff that began at 1 a.m. Monday morning turned into a manhunt about four hours later.

Police say the man they’re now looking for has a background in law enforcement in Bexar County.

It all started at the Doubletree Hotel in the 1600 block of North I-35. That's between East 15th Street and Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard.

Police received a call about a domestic dispute from inside a Doubletree hotel room. When authorities arrived, a woman involved in the dispute told them the man was still inside that room.

Four and a half hours later, after the SWAT team took all necessary precautions, they found out no one was there. So, a manhunt has now begun.

The man is white, 27-years-old, 5’8’’, 185 pounds, wearing a black shirt and white shorts.

If you have any information, call the Austin Police Department.

seriously fuck mondays

At least you got away before they arrived.

^^^ oh DANG!