why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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That was one long Facebook post.

pplains, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:53 (twelve years ago)

Facebook was invented by a black man, Mark Zuckerberg.

'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 22:01 (twelve years ago)

electricity also invented by a black dude
http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2012/01/b1543/12.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 22:04 (twelve years ago)

YOU SEE

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 22:18 (twelve years ago)

no fucking way did one nameable person "invent" the comb

failed skirty tropes (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 00:29 (twelve years ago)

seriously dude? one of the small handful of things that justifies the existence of a whole race of people and you want to take it away??

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 00:32 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPym09LQfnc

los blue jeans, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 00:46 (twelve years ago)

feel like that post is basically the plot of "A Day Without a Mexican", but slightly more offensive

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 01:09 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4sEz_aoR5k

"Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 01:44 (twelve years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/988300_606551326052396_910350617_n.jpg

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 04:12 (twelve years ago)

BLITZED
BRITS

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 05:04 (twelve years ago)

those are "Horrible Histories" books for kids, they are top

http://valawyersweekly.com/files/2009/12/important-ops-logo.jpg (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 08:15 (twelve years ago)

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/7228/zincdreamdp4.jpg
COME BACK ZINC!!!

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 08:38 (twelve years ago)

I've found the motherlode (of not even entertainingly bad image macros)

https://www.facebook.com/humorshots

click here to start exploding (ledge), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 13:45 (twelve years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/1004926_611567338875589_1751234333_n.jpg

"Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:18 (twelve years ago)

wondered why that pizza took so long to turn up

http://valawyersweekly.com/files/2009/12/important-ops-logo.jpg (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:20 (twelve years ago)

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/133113/airplane-slap-o.gif

Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:21 (twelve years ago)

http://allcomedypics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/one-beer-a-day.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:15 (twelve years ago)

http://i.qkme.me/3qmpal.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:15 (twelve years ago)

has any doctor ever said "one beer a day is ok"

carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)

gbx probably.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:24 (twelve years ago)

no, he surely would say two or three are fine

carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:26 (twelve years ago)

"a SINGLE BEER or you WILL DIE!!!"

carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:27 (twelve years ago)

if I remember correctly Dr. La Lechera's personal advice is two beers

carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:27 (twelve years ago)

I am still making up for the backlog of daily beers I missed out on from childhood.

Aimless, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:29 (twelve years ago)

In any case the doctor wd be meaning a normal size beer or mug of coffee not these giant ones which no health professional cd endorse

'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:32 (twelve years ago)

My teetotaling dad actually did start drinking wine on the advice of his cardiologist, not sure about beer.

joygoat, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:06 (twelve years ago)

ok this is obv satire but http://justdudethings.tumblr.com/

"Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:27 (twelve years ago)

Last time I talked to a doctor about drinking she said I should have about 3-4 drinks a week, but was more concerned about binging on the weekends then drinking a couple beers every day.

Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)

how many counts as a binge?

carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)

I think she said something like "you know.... reeeaallly drunk"

Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 21:04 (twelve years ago)

I don't think there's a medically determined amount of drinks that once reached equala binge.

Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 21:04 (twelve years ago)

As many as it takes. xp

Aimless, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 21:04 (twelve years ago)

thanks guys

carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 21:28 (twelve years ago)

There is currently no world wide consensus on how many drinks constitute a "binge", but in the United States, the term is often taken to mean consuming five or more standard drinks (male), or four or more drinks (female), on one occasion. One definition states that 5 drinks for men and 4 drinks for women must be consumed on one occasion at least once in a two-week period for it to be classed as binge drinking. This is colloquially known as the "5/4 definition", and depending on the source, the timeframe can vary. In the United Kingdom, binge drinking is defined as drinking more than twice the daily limit, that is, drinking eight units or more for men or six units or more for women (roughly equivalent to five or four American standard drinks, respectively).

so yeah, it's completely arbitrary

carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 21:29 (twelve years ago)

I'm drinking the standard five American units tonight!

Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:36 (twelve years ago)

I need a novelty doctor to prescribe me a giant beer so I can tell fuck you to all those ppl

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)

before the prohibition doctors prescribed beer to pregnant mothers as a wholesome nutritional supplement.

Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:51 (twelve years ago)

Liquid Bread!

Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:52 (twelve years ago)

of course in Australia the standard unit is like 12 American units, I'm sure!

Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:52 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/LAmq7xh.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:53 (twelve years ago)

CHOP CARROTS LIKE A REBEL

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:58 (twelve years ago)

SMASH THE SYSTEM. JULIENNE YR PEPPERS

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:58 (twelve years ago)

WAIT! STOP! FOR GOD'S SAKE, THINK OF THE SUFFERING SUCCOTASH!

Aimless, Thursday, 15 August 2013 00:02 (twelve years ago)

I love showing hardcore vegans the studies that suggest vegetables can feel pain and "scream" when being harvested and stuff. They always say its bullshit pseudoscience but are totally into stuff that says a vegan diet is the healthiest and such.

Can't we just come together and just work to end CAFOs? Don't be hatin' on me cause I eat local free-range beef and chicken (well, and the occasional highly-processed frozen entree from a Con-Agra owned brand).

Kissin' Cloacas (Viceroy), Thursday, 15 August 2013 01:58 (twelve years ago)

One definition states that 5 drinks for men and 4 drinks for women must be consumed on one occasion at least once in a two-week period for it to be classed as binge drinking.

looks like I'm binge drinking before I really get started

Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Thursday, 15 August 2013 11:24 (twelve years ago)

xp
so u admit it's pseudoscience

shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Thursday, 15 August 2013 12:12 (twelve years ago)

- Bob Marley

Neil S, Thursday, 15 August 2013 13:47 (twelve years ago)


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