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Bobby G • 7 months ago −
I live in San Francisco. I'm 45. I've been in the game for a long time. San Francisco is a fucking jewel for me because the young idiot dudes here have no fucking idea how to get a girl to fuck them. I walk into a bar, and there are these gorgeous young babes waiting to get fucked, and the frat boys are busy being cool in front of each other and the hipsters couldn't rap their way out of a paper bag.

Take it from me. If your older readers are looking to bang younger chicks. This is heaven. Dress like you have money. Go to a nice bar. Give it some time. You'll be banging three or four different girls at a time, and I do mean girls, not hags in their thirties or forties.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:15 (twelve years ago)

John • 7 months ago
I blame the degrading of men from the corporation of our culture by fools that dress themselves like wise-men (or in DC wise-women). Listen you want to in-brace your manhood, simply listen to what your body and mind tells you. This is not difficult, its natural and it was built into us. There is a reason we as men have the urge to fight,fuck, and protect. I see the "Red Pill" as accepting what we as man are. After all would a Lion listen to the Lamb on how the Lion should Act, or should the Lamb listen?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:16 (twelve years ago)

yeah come guys, in-brace your manhood

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:17 (twelve years ago)

kill all men

what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:17 (twelve years ago)

if i have a daughter, im just gonna give her a switchblade and a mean streak

what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:19 (twelve years ago)

and a skrillex haircut

what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:19 (twelve years ago)

too far

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:20 (twelve years ago)

too face/off

darraghmac, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:27 (twelve years ago)

it's a good thing I am a 30+ married hag who never leaves the house or I would be glassing douchebros left and right

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:52 (twelve years ago)

hey remember how feminists (used to?) say the personal is political?

yeah well

http://www.rooshvforum.com/archive/index.php?thread-15211.html

R'LIAH (goole), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 16:03 (twelve years ago)

tbh I'm not knowingly clicking on anything related to that dude again, no matter how horrifying the lols are

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 16:04 (twelve years ago)

there's a map tho

R'LIAH (goole), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 16:05 (twelve years ago)

as much as i'm enjoying you lot finding this garbage, i don't think the fascist poonhound scene is really in the spirit of elmo's thread?

it's probably a pretty tight venn diagram tho; all of this retro 'gentlemanly' bullshit is like a cunt hair away (IF YOU'LL FORGIVE THE EXPRESSION) from out-and-out reactionary craziness

R'LIAH (goole), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 16:09 (twelve years ago)

I also kind of can't believe this isn't parody. As a "beta male" that happily cooks for my short-haired tattooed wife who makes more money to me, I'm kind of proud to live my life in opposition to this roosh guy.

joygoat, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 16:23 (twelve years ago)

money THAN me, that is

joygoat, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 16:23 (twelve years ago)

That thread with the map is scary as fuck.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 18:14 (twelve years ago)

it's probably a pretty tight venn diagram tho; all of this retro 'gentlemanly' bullshit is like a REDACTED hair away from out-and-out reactionary craziness

yeah i'm not interested in policing this thread for content but i do think this is otm

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 18:15 (twelve years ago)

it's just weird to me how all these men come up with these bizarre self-revealing mythologies about what their dingus means and what it entitles them to and they form these little communities, these little fucked up internet enclaves of people, i'm honestly curious about how these people find each other and what they get from each other

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 18:18 (twelve years ago)

San Jose has beach babes?!

polyphonic, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 18:24 (twelve years ago)

Oh I see milo already covered that.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)

Maybe a sort of extended inference from hockey team moniker San Jose Sharks?

how's life, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 18:27 (twelve years ago)

or maybe it IS actually an extended satire

or maybe this dude is an idiot

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 18:29 (twelve years ago)

Maybe the feminist beach babes live in Santa Cruz but the sweet traditional ones get up early and take the 17 from SJ.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 18:30 (twelve years ago)

Does Houston have any beach babes

polyphonic, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 18:31 (twelve years ago)

no they have humidity and crawfish and nasa

what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 18:33 (twelve years ago)

Access to http://www.rooshvforum.com/archive/index.php?thread-15211.html, Categorized as "Adult/Mature Content;Newsgroups/Forums" is blocked by content filtering software.

carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 18:34 (twelve years ago)

Is it just me, or are these guys, who hate women so much, basically learning techniques to behave as if they actually really genuinely like women and are interested in them and want to have conversations with them? And wouldn't it be easier to do that if you, y'know, didn't hate women, but actually genuinely liked them and were interested in them?

Suspect you could sub the word 'women' for 'people' in all of the above.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 08:52 (twelve years ago)

They don't hate women, women have been brainwashed into hating correctly-thinking men.

carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 13:52 (twelve years ago)

it's bizarre to me that these guys want to take living human beings and play with them like they are dolls at their sexual tea party

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 13:54 (twelve years ago)

"and I do mean girls"

SKYLER FFS SKYLER SKYLER SKYLER (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 13:59 (twelve years ago)

that was what sent me into arm all women with switchblades mode

shiny trippy people holding bandz (m bison), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 14:02 (twelve years ago)

is p funny how obviously these guys lie abt how much they score

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:00 (twelve years ago)

I guess if banging chicks is the extent of the depth you're looking for you have to make up for it in breadth

carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:02 (twelve years ago)

idk i kinda don't doubt that a lot of these guys get laid a lot. though as one economist somewhere joked about it, could be a 'queuing problem'

i think the political angle is 'necessary' on the level of troop morale. if you've ever had to do cold calls you know going up to people over and over again and propositioning them is really soul-draining work. but if you can adopt this whole ideological superstructure -- that a) bitches ain't shit, science and the deep heritage of cvltvre says so and b) society has been ruined by feminists blacks jews gays, so who cares what happens anyway -- you don't have to feel bad or embarrassed for being a lying scumbag as a hobby.

R'LIAH (goole), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:11 (twelve years ago)

It's like they've seized upon the false cultural premise that social conservatives complain about, that popular culture rates casual sex above all else, and decided that's a great stance

carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:15 (twelve years ago)

In that, they're kind of a privileged elite of social conservative

carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:15 (twelve years ago)

idk i kinda don't doubt that a lot of these guys get laid a lot.

― R'LIAH (goole), Wednesday, August 14, 2013 1:11 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you can just tell theyre lying cause of the way they talk, i mean im sure some of them are knee deep in poontang or w/e but a lot of it just reads like wild fantasy

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:08 (twelve years ago)

I live in San Francisco. I'm 45. I've been in the game for a long time. Take it from me. If your older readers are looking to bang younger chicks. This is heaven. Dress like you have money. Go to a nice bar. Give it some time. You'll be banging three or four different girls at a time, and I do mean girls, not hags in their thirties or forties.

sure bro *j/o motion*

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:11 (twelve years ago)

"knee deep in poontang"

likely story bro

carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:17 (twelve years ago)

If that quote were drawn in a comic, it would need to have stink waves emanating from it.

Aimless, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:18 (twelve years ago)

you have to find "girls" because no one over 25 is going to buy your narcissism as confidence

carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:19 (twelve years ago)

what does "dressing like you have money" look like in SF

not good i bet

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:30 (twelve years ago)

yeah wouldn't that be like linen pants and a bunch of henna

R'LIAH (goole), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:32 (twelve years ago)

depends what kind of money, I'd bet

carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:32 (twelve years ago)

tbh if you live in SF proper and you don't yell at people on the sidewalk, you probably have _some_ money

carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:33 (twelve years ago)

what does "dressing like you have money" look like in SF

not good i bet

― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, August 14, 2013 2:30 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lotus 1-2-3 polo

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:34 (twelve years ago)

i sincerely pity ANY dude who thinks a potential sex partner who is 30 is TOO OLD haha what even

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:37 (twelve years ago)

the idea that men only get better with age and women somehow get worse is kind of the worst thing

carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:38 (twelve years ago)

"i only fuck girls, and i do mean girls, i prefer the ones who have not yet experienced an orgasm because i'm sure as hell not gonna give them one"

⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:43 (twelve years ago)

dang you have a solid insight into the mindset of straight men, elmo

carlos danger zone (mh), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:46 (twelve years ago)


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