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is there a clusterfuck anywhere in sight tbh cause 221 new answers

Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:33 (twelve years ago)

we are just waiting for another choice whiney rant for a proper clstrfk.

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2012/06/28/28-christian-slater-pump-up-the-volume.o.jpg/a_610x408.jpg

scott seward, Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:37 (twelve years ago)

<3 that movie

Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:37 (twelve years ago)

christian slater! he was so hot right now back then

Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:38 (twelve years ago)

unfortunately, all the great themes have been used up and turned into theme parks. if i recall correctly.

scott seward, Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:39 (twelve years ago)

yusss

Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:40 (twelve years ago)

Cardamon is one of my favorite new posters. Very thoughtful guy. Glad the zing brigade arent trying to chase him away (yet)

― Treeship, Saturday, August 10, 2013 5:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

This is really the problem. When you try to be reserved + subtle w/ the zings ppl don't think they're happening at all. That's why brutality is needed.

Mordy , Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:40 (twelve years ago)

it's so dumm. and all the disaffected ironic genXers are just really sweet, like he's on the radio going "school sux amirite" and theyre all "WOO tell em hard harry *fistpump* *high5*" xp

Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:41 (twelve years ago)

mordy we are talking abt pump up the volume now

Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:41 (twelve years ago)

No wait I think more brutality is whats needed

Treeship, Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:44 (twelve years ago)

treeship, one day u will look back on now as your halcyon posting days

Mordy , Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:46 (twelve years ago)

the problem is that not only is brutality unnecessary but also that you guys really suck at it

frogbs, Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:48 (twelve years ago)

Oh iirc we turned it on when needed froggs

Dr Peter Who? (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:57 (twelve years ago)

did you know the guy who directed Pump Up The Volume also directed Times Square, Empire Records, AND Man In The Mirror: The Michael Jackson Story? quite a guy.

scott seward, Saturday, 10 August 2013 22:58 (twelve years ago)

oh word, I have seen none of those

Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:00 (twelve years ago)

another thing I like about that movie is that he's on the radio going "man life is so shit since my parents moved here from back east 2 and a half months ago" and everyone's like "WHO IS THAT MASKED MAN??" Dudes he just told you his entire life story it isn't that hard to deduce!!

another thing I like is xtian and samantha mathis being hott

Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:04 (twelve years ago)

Whiney's kinda like the ilx equivalent of that shouty swearing Scottish guy from "The Thick of It" who just got cast as Dr. Who.

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:26 (twelve years ago)

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver)
Posted: August 10, 2013, 5:23:29 PM
wait, SARGE is the hazing halcyon?

what??

hah sry is that yr title boo, i just chose jordan cause whiney at one point called for his banning then later hired him for a irl job

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:27 (twelve years ago)

No xp

Dr Peter Who? (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:27 (twelve years ago)

Sorry, you have spent too much time participating in the shitting up of this thread with boring chit-chat, your opinion on Whiney's equivalence to Malcolm Tucker doesn't count anymore

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:29 (twelve years ago)

<3

The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:30 (twelve years ago)

^ilx's jamie

Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:30 (twelve years ago)

xp

Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:30 (twelve years ago)

Pfft the accusation might matter if there were ever any actual clusterfucks anymore but there aint so nobody was using the space

Dr Peter Who? (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:31 (twelve years ago)

It matters because ppl have to motherfucking scroll through this garbage!

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:32 (twelve years ago)

"have to"

Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:33 (twelve years ago)

Oh please, thats a board description

Dr Peter Who? (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:33 (twelve years ago)

"matters"

Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:33 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg-G1E1UwAY

The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:40 (twelve years ago)

uk garbage

Charlie Slothrop (wins), Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:41 (twelve years ago)

hah sry is that yr title boo, i just chose jordan cause whiney at one point called for his banning then later hired him for a irl job

― lag∞n, Saturday, August 10, 2013 11:27 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol no i sorta just take for granted jagermeister is the king of the hazed

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:42 (twelve years ago)

ya true

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:45 (twelve years ago)

a man of means by no means, king of the hazed

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 10 August 2013 23:54 (twelve years ago)

Whiney's kinda like the ilx equivalent of that shouty swearing Scottish guy from "The Thick of It" who just got cast as Dr. Who.

Except Whiney seems like an obnoxious little shit, i.e.:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/images/bank/programmes_tv/ent/300_chris_addison.jpg

waterface, Sunday, 11 August 2013 01:36 (twelve years ago)

And seriously, you can't be arsed to google "NEW DR WHO GUY"

waterface, Sunday, 11 August 2013 01:39 (twelve years ago)

maybe he doesn't have the internet

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Sunday, 11 August 2013 01:40 (twelve years ago)

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd120/hipsterrunoff/photographs/hro/74426910.jpg

Treeship, Sunday, 11 August 2013 01:46 (twelve years ago)

<3 this guy though, tbh, ever since i first heard about him. i look forward to reading more of his rants in the future.

Treeship, Sunday, 11 August 2013 01:51 (twelve years ago)

Whiney:waterface::Afrika Bambaata:Eli Porter

Neanderthal, Sunday, 11 August 2013 01:55 (twelve years ago)

lol

Treeship, Sunday, 11 August 2013 01:57 (twelve years ago)

is this the part of the thread where people try to make fun of me but are actually just showing they are fans of a British TV show for children?

yung humas (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 11 August 2013 05:00 (twelve years ago)

Dude, it was a compliment!

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Sunday, 11 August 2013 05:03 (twelve years ago)

it is a british tv show for everyone

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Sunday, 11 August 2013 05:04 (twelve years ago)

Dude, it was a compliment!
--not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell)

I meant whatever [mods please insert hot chocolate high velocity video here] said

yung humas (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 11 August 2013 05:07 (twelve years ago)

THIS IS RAP GAME MARINA ABRAMBROVIC THIS IS NOT A FUGAZI T-SHIRT
THIS IS RAP GAME MARINA ABRAMBROVIC THIS IS NOT A FUGAZI T-SHIRT
THIS IS RAP GAME MARINA ABRAMBROVIC THIS IS NOT A FUGAZI T-SHIRT
THIS IS RAP GAME MARINA ABRAMBROVIC THIS IS NOT A FUGAZI T-SHIRT
THIS IS RAP GAME MARINA ABRAMBROVIC THIS IS NOT A FUGAZI T-SHIRT
THIS IS RAP GAME MARINA ABRAMBROVIC THIS IS NOT A FUGAZI T-SHIRT

I mean, you should like give some of your choice posts like this to Kevin Shea for lyrics for a 3rd People album -- it would be amazing

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Sunday, 11 August 2013 05:10 (twelve years ago)

of course the clusterfuck summary thread now requires a clusterfuck summary thread

blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 August 2013 05:20 (twelve years ago)

I was about to say.

WTF you guys. Are you all twelve?

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Sunday, 11 August 2013 05:27 (twelve years ago)

Only watership.

i too went to college (silby), Sunday, 11 August 2013 05:45 (twelve years ago)

http://b.vimeocdn.com/ps/402/935/4029354_300.jpg

Treeship, Sunday, 11 August 2013 05:49 (twelve years ago)

wait a sec

i too went to college (silby), Sunday, 11 August 2013 05:58 (twelve years ago)


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