why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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#endthefed #fiatcurrency #goldbugs4paul

what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Saturday, 10 August 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)

Really wish Watterson would've quit Calvin & Hobbes back in the 90s when it was still good, instead of letting it debilitate into illustrated self-help quotes and Calvin pissing on company logos.

Øystein, Saturday, 10 August 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)

Little ditty, about BOY and GIRL
Two American kids growin' up in the heartland

sleepingbag, Saturday, 10 August 2013 19:20 (twelve years ago)

BOYmio and GIRLiet

cardamon, Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:04 (twelve years ago)

The greatest gift you can give to somebody is a weird declaration of reciprocity.

lazulum, Saturday, 10 August 2013 21:17 (twelve years ago)

Jim Rohn

cardamon, Sunday, 11 August 2013 11:59 (twelve years ago)

Jim Rohn

cardamon, Sunday, 11 August 2013 12:09 (twelve years ago)

Rohhhhhhnnnnnn

cardamon, Sunday, 11 August 2013 12:09 (twelve years ago)

be a sociopath. it'll be fine.

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/12D812D1-F61F-4C4C-A3DC-3D50593CFFC7-22259-00000EE48A96ACD2_zps25b8d231.jpg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 August 2013 22:55 (twelve years ago)

http://sphotos-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1009853_724772350885554_510189054_n.jpg

nickn, Monday, 12 August 2013 05:30 (twelve years ago)

That is how language works. Think Chomsky's written on that. In Norwegian "Stresset" backwards is "Tesserts" and we love to tessellate puddings when we're stressed.

Øystein, Monday, 12 August 2013 08:14 (twelve years ago)

.nisgwanfninnn gubububuB

Mark G, Monday, 12 August 2013 10:26 (twelve years ago)

man that herzog don't text and drive thing must really be something the way it keeps popping up in my feed

balls, Monday, 12 August 2013 13:27 (twelve years ago)

yeah i gave in and watched it, and it's actually legit haunting

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 12 August 2013 17:03 (twelve years ago)

hauntzogoloy

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 12 August 2013 17:03 (twelve years ago)

have faith in what?

cardamon, Monday, 12 August 2013 19:13 (twelve years ago)

desserts

cardamon, Monday, 12 August 2013 19:13 (twelve years ago)

ego vox clamantis in desserta

cardamon, Monday, 12 August 2013 19:13 (twelve years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1098293_489026994525089_1500417217_n.jpg

potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 04:53 (twelve years ago)

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 05:02 (twelve years ago)

*hides*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 05:04 (twelve years ago)

tell me when it's gone, I can't look

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 05:04 (twelve years ago)

SHARE IF YOU CARE!

If you have a plant like the one in the picture below, get rid of it.

This plant is very common at our houses, gardens, parks and offices (popular as indoor & outdoor plant). The plant (Dumb Cane or Dieffenbachia) is now proven to be dangerous, so, please take care!

I know that the leaf of this plant causes itching if its sap (milk) touches your skin. But there are more dangerous facts! Read the details below.May be useful for you. You better believe it. Please read below.

One of my friends almost lost her daughter who put a piece of the leaf of this plant in her mouth and her tongue swelled to the point of suffocation. This is one plant but there are others with the same characteristics of coloring. Those are also poisonous and we should get rid of them.

Please watch out for our children. As we all leave our children at home in the hands of a nanny, we should give them a safe environment where they can play. Name: Dumb Cane or Dieffenbachia

"This plant that we have in our homes and offices is extremely dangerous! This plant is common in Rwanda. It is a deadly poison, most specially for the children. It can kill a kid in less than a minute and an adult in 15 minutes. It should be uprooted from gardens and taken out of offices. If touched, one should never touch his/her eyes; it can cause partial or permanent blindness."

1. Who are we quoting?

2. This is one plant but there are others with the same characteristics of coloring. Those are also poisonous and we should get rid of them.

3. As we all leave our children at home in the hands of a nanny, we should give them a safe environment where they can play. Name: Dumb Cane or Dieffenbachia

4. No mention of the reason for the "dumb cane" moniker, which is that it can cause laryngitis and it is known for being a bit of a dullard.

potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 05:37 (twelve years ago)

"This plant that we have in our homes and offices is extremely dangerous! This plant is common in Rwanda. It is a deadly poison, most specially for the children. It can kill a kid in less than a minute and an adult in 15 minutes. It should be uprooted from gardens and taken out of offices. If touched, one should never touch his/her eyes; it can cause partial or permanent blindness."

-Bob Marley

'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 07:33 (twelve years ago)

You better believe it.

Neil S, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 09:55 (twelve years ago)

This plant is common in Rwanda.

case closed

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 14:38 (twelve years ago)

http://i40.tinypic.com/260za8h.jpg

sleepingbag, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:28 (twelve years ago)

frog bs

Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:29 (twelve years ago)

DANGEROUS FROG!!!!

This is one amphibian but there are others with the same characteristics of coloring. Those are also green and it is not easy being them.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:30 (twelve years ago)

you never them.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:30 (twelve years ago)

curse you George Takei
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1174883_725181894177933_1857542976_n.jpg

Neil S, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:32 (twelve years ago)

the statue of liberty is a bad thing?

pplains, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:38 (twelve years ago)

haha

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 19:28 (twelve years ago)

and no memes

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 19:50 (twelve years ago)

This is a story of a little boy named Theo. He woke up one morning and asked his mother, "Mom, what if there were no black people in the world?"

Well, his mother thought about that for a moment, and then said, "Son, follow me around today and let's just see what it would be like if there were no black people in the world."

Mom said, "Now go get dressed and we will get started." Theo ran to his room to put on his clothes and shoes. His mother took one look at him and said, "Theo, where are your shoes? Those clothes are all wrinkled, son, I must iron them." But when she reached for the ironing board it was no longer there. You see Sarah Boone, a black woman, invented the ironing board and Jan E. Matzelinger, a black man, invented the shoe lasting machine.

"Oh well", she said, "please go and do something to your hair." Theo ran to his room to comb his hair, but the comb was not there. You see, Walter Sammons, a black man, invented the comb. Theo decided to just brush his hair, but the brush was gone. You see, Lydia O. Newman, a black woman, invented the brush. Well, this was a sight, no shoes, wrinkled clothes, hair a mess . . . even mom's hair. Without the hair care inventions of Madam C.J. Walker, well ... you get the picture.

Mom told Theo, "Let's do our chores around the house and then take a trip to the grocery store."

Theo's job was to sweep the floor. He swept and swept and swept. When he reached for the dust pan, it was not there. You see, Lloyd P. Ray, a black man, invented the dust pan. So he swept his pile of dirt over in the corner and left it there. He then decided to mop the floor, but the mop was gone. You see, Thomas W. Stewart, a black man, invented the mop.

Theo yelled to his mom, "Mom, I'm not having any luck."

"Well, son", she said, "let me finish washing these clothes and we will prepare a list for the grocery store."

When the wash finished, she went to place the clothes in the dryer, but it was not there. You see, George T. Samon, a black man, invented the clothes dryer.

Mom asked Theo to go get a pencil and some paper to prepare their list for the market. Theo ran for the paper and pencil but noticed the pencil's lead was broken. Well, he was out of luck, because John Love, a black man, invented the pencil sharpener. Mom reached for a pen, but it was not there because William Purvis, a black man, invented the fountain pen. As a matter of fact, Lee Burridge invented the type writing machine, and W. A. Lovette the advanced printing press.

Theo and his mother decided to head out to the market. Well, when Theo opened the door he noticed the grass was as high as he was tall. You see, the lawn mower was invented by John Burr, a black man.

They made their way over to the car, and found that it just wouldn't go. You see, Richard Spikes, a black man, invented the automatic gearshift and Joseph Gammel invented the supercharge system for internal combustion engines. They noticed that the few cars that were moving were running into each other and having wrecks because there were no traffic signals. You see, Garrett A. Morgan, a black man invented the traffic light.

Well, it was getting late, so they walked to the market, got their groceries and returned home. Just when they were about to put away the milk, eggs and butter, they noticed the refrigerator was gone. You see John Standard, a black man, invented the refrigerator. So they just left the food on the counter.

By this time, Theo noticed he was getting mighty cold. Mom went to turn up the heat, and what do you know? Alice Parker, a black woman, invented the heating furnace. Even in the summer time they would have been out of luck because Frederick Jones, a black man, invented the air conditioner.

It was almost time for Theo's father to arrive home. He usually takes the bus. But there was no bus, because it's precursor was the electric trolley, invented by another black man, Elbert R. Robinson. Theo's father usually takes the elevator from his office on the 20th floor, but there was no elevator because Alexander Miles, a black man, invented the elevator.

Theo's father also usually dropped off the office mail at a near by mailbox, but it was no longer there because Philip Downing, a black man, invented the letter drop mailbox and William Barry invented the postmarking and canceling machine.

If Theo were ever sick he could not get blood. Charles Drew, a black scientist, found a way to preserve and store blood, which led to his starting the world's first blood bank. What if a family member had to have heart surgery? This would not be possible without Dr. Daniel Hale Williams, a black doctor, who performed the first open heart surgery.

Theo quickly learned what it would be like if there were no black people in the world. Theo and his mother sat at the kitchen table with their heads in their hands.

When the father arrived he asked, "Why are you sitting in the dark?"

Why? Because Lewis Howard Latimer, a black man, invented the filament within the light bulb.

So, if you ever wonder, like Theo, where would we be without black people,

Well . . . it's pretty plain to see.

We would all still be in the DARK!

mansplain in the membrane (Eight Model Play), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:04 (twelve years ago)

I appreciated this because it led to me learning a lot of stuff i didn't know about black inventors via google. But 'He woke up one morning and asked his mother, "Mom, what if there were no black people in the world?' is an odd sentence, and 'it would be terrible because we wouldn't have pencil sharpeners or shoe lasting machines' seems like an odd answer.

mansplain in the membrane (Eight Model Play), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:09 (twelve years ago)

the idea that people only add value to the world by inventing new things is pretty weird

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:11 (twelve years ago)

You see.

Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:13 (twelve years ago)

Its like the internet age Wha's Like Us teatowel.

calumerio, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:22 (twelve years ago)

That was one long Facebook post.

pplains, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 21:53 (twelve years ago)

Facebook was invented by a black man, Mark Zuckerberg.

'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 22:01 (twelve years ago)

electricity also invented by a black dude
http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2012/01/b1543/12.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 22:04 (twelve years ago)

YOU SEE

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 22:18 (twelve years ago)

no fucking way did one nameable person "invent" the comb

failed skirty tropes (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 00:29 (twelve years ago)

seriously dude? one of the small handful of things that justifies the existence of a whole race of people and you want to take it away??

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 00:32 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPym09LQfnc

los blue jeans, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 00:46 (twelve years ago)

feel like that post is basically the plot of "A Day Without a Mexican", but slightly more offensive

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 01:09 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4sEz_aoR5k

"Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 01:44 (twelve years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/988300_606551326052396_910350617_n.jpg

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 04:12 (twelve years ago)


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