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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

When Did You Accept Markers Into Your Heart?

i think that video whiney posted several times is oddly fitting for this clusterfuck, which started with him getting annoyed at some comments i made about GG Allin on the death grips thread

combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned)
Posted: August 10, 2013, 3:47:09 AM
it's still, like, genuinely shocking how whiney can't quite pinpoint the moment when he became the markers cheering squad

haha i always liked markers but it was p funny to see whiney hold him up as the great success story of ilx hazing

like he could've chose Jordan

i wish i could remember who the hell all you people are, but you're all doing a heck of a job. onward into fall!

fwiw p sure whiney liking markers is an ironic metacommentary on the state of nu-ilx content standards

IF I WERE A BETTING MAN

fwiw he was kind of being an outrageous dick

that last een post is classic een.

he told me, as a point of "advice", that he has watered-down his schtick significantly from what it was years ago

― Treeship, Friday, August 9, 2013 9:25 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck it though, i'm not giving up an inch of my treeschtick

― Treeship, Friday, August 9, 2013 9:25 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB7XtQeaBwo

ws cameron frye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDMjgckNlz0

all 8 inches of your treeschtick

but who's measuring, really

idk but treezy has been measured itt nobody can deny that

Treezy Duz It

glad ppl are finally noticing my "treeschtick" comment. and they say i need to be sassier.

ebetreezer goode

okay, i have to ask, is eight model play an OLD new person or a completely new person?

I am a completely new person. I hope I haven't been bothering anyone too much, I feel sort of freaked out that someone would notice me with all the threads and posters on the board. Like, I tried to pick a DN that was neutral, wouldn't stick in people's heads.

That's like a drudgesiren around here. Ditto picking a memorable screen name. Basically, anything other than posting twice then going away.

That said, welcome to ILX.

There's our FAQ

wait, SARGE is the hazing halcyon?

what??

bro got clowned not hazed imo

same as me

real talk what happened to the Jag & markers always seemed harsher & more hazey to me than anything some of us other class of 06 kids dealt with

now pardon me while I literally disappear up my own rectum

now pardon me while I literally disappear up my own rectum

always thought that was an underused bit in Circus of the Stars

I remember reading a thread where deej got some shit that seemed unnecessarily vicious to me

Apart from that ilx "hazing" is cool I think, i mean the stakes are pretty low

Like... Oh no a guy said I was a worthless poster and asterisk-darted *weeps*

*farted but darted works too

deej tho

Idk sometimes a line gets crossed, I can't remember exactly what I found objectionable in that case. Mire recently: c24151n is obv a pretty lame poster and clown away but I remember someone saying that he should drink bleach! I just couldn't imagine typing that kind of nastiness. is that cuddlestein?

It's all about ~context~ iirc

c2345r24n will have borne from the offset the demeanour of a sales rep or an ilxor with time on their hands

True

If he's gonna stick around tho I wish "c24151n" would catch on the way my "treezy" coinage has

that depends on if you pronounce it seetooforeonefiveoneen or ctwentyfourthousandonehundredandfiftyoneen imo

too many numbers to remember. treesh is easy.

what is c24151n??

I have real antipathy towards "treesh" it sounds rubbish and is disrespectful to the poster

Numbers sometimes stand for letters k3v1n

craisin?

http://seantgreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/California-Raisin.jpg

sup k2348949823452n

Craisin hexagon to give him his full

I like c21m50nh3x460n

My heart skipped a beat when I saw someone called c(numbers)n being talked about

c42d4m0n

who are you

Cardamon is one of my favorite new posters. Very thoughtful guy. Glad the zing brigade arent trying to chase him away (yet)