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Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 9 August 2013 14:58 (ten years ago) link

I would never ever stoop so low as to post a Youtube of a cartoon going poop.

waterface, Friday, 9 August 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link

if only for bringing whiney back for this fairy godmother beatdown long live treeship/waterface

Dr Peter Who? (darraghmac), Friday, 9 August 2013 15:00 (ten years ago) link

It is generally best to mercilessly abuse people into being what you want them to be, mostly because everyone else is a toy for you to incorporate into your own personal tea party.

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, August 9, 2013 9:38 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

board descrip

rap steve gadd (D-40), Friday, 9 August 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link

Why is Whiney so angry?

waterface, Friday, 9 August 2013 15:02 (ten years ago) link

That's how I'm responding to any post waterface directs towards me, at me, or about me.

yung humas (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 August 2013 15:05 (ten years ago) link

You are so angry!

waterface, Friday, 9 August 2013 15:05 (ten years ago) link

Why is Whiney so angry?

― waterface, Friday, August 9, 2013 11:02 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

because everyone has terrible taste and his industry is dying

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 9 August 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link

xp

yung humas (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 August 2013 15:06 (ten years ago) link

irl lol at the "xp" there.

Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Friday, 9 August 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link

Now who's the troll?

waterface, Friday, 9 August 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link

kids, if you all don't shut up for JUST ONE SECOND i am turning this car around and taking you straight home

confusion is sexts (c sharp major), Friday, 9 August 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBcBOPwhrDE

sleepingbag, Friday, 9 August 2013 15:10 (ten years ago) link

can we bring back statscock?

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 9 August 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link

can we bring back pipecock

staind in the place where you live (crüt), Friday, 9 August 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link

xxp to whiney, maybe it should go without saying, but i don't think those posts you pulled out for being particularly egregious are bad at all. the last two -- about the media pandering to people, and the public's shitty taste being a self-fulfilling prophecy because boring, formulaic stuff is all that is really marketed to them -- are things i agree with, even though i suspect (knowing your deal from youtube etc) that you don't think that way.

Treeship, Friday, 9 August 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/boy-digging-hole-20074662.jpg

waterface, Friday, 9 August 2013 15:47 (ten years ago) link

yo

Treeship, Friday, 9 August 2013 15:50 (ten years ago) link

man why you clusterfuckin the clusterfuck summary thread

joe schmoladoo from 7-11 (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 August 2013 15:57 (ten years ago) link

that's better

joe schmoladoo from 7-11 (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 August 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link

Sorry I've been testy today.

I've been thinking a lot about trolling and the politics of message boards, and have just been acting out. I wrote a little thing on my Tumblr about it. I hope you both accept this apology:

http://tinyurl.com/SorryWaterface

yung humas (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 August 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link

lol

staind in the place where you live (crüt), Friday, 9 August 2013 16:09 (ten years ago) link

You've definitely been acting out

waterface, Friday, 9 August 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link

lol whiney

k3vin k., Friday, 9 August 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link

whiney 4 ever

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 9 August 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link

"Tonight You Have Broken My Heart."

Tonight we played the third show of a three night stand in NYC. It was a beautiful venue at Pier 26 and we played with one of my favorite bands the Hold Steady. But tonight, after the show, I found myself with some things I feel I need to say that have been a long time coming…

I play music because something stirs inside of my heart and it needs to be expelled. I have found from a young age that music is the avenue which relieves me. It allows me to say words and choose notes that speak to my own soul. It comforts me. There are people who have found something in my band’s songs that speak to them as well. I’ve met some of them, they come to our shows and have purchased our records because they’ve found something that speaks to them somewhere in the things we have created. That, to me, is amazing.

However, I feel it necessary to address that we are The Gaslight Anthem. We play Gaslight Anthem songs. We’re not the band you think we may be akin to. My name isn’t Bruce, It’s not Eddie, or Joe, or Paul either. If you’d like to hear their songs they are readily available and the former two tour quite often. You should go see them, they put on great shows. They play long sets over two hours sometimes. It’s truly amazing to watch them at their craft. But again, we’re not them. We have a different set of rules. We’re on a different course, because we aren’t them and can’t be them. We have to find our path, because that’s the only honest thing we can do. Which is where I find myself now, proud of what we’ve done, and where we’ve come from, but it’s time to find the next thing. Time to create a new sound, time to create the next Gaslight Anthem.
We will always play those songs, but we will never be that band again.

When I was 27 years old we wrote a record called the ‘59 Sound. It was our first break. We got to work with a wonderful man named Ted Hutt who taught us things we never would’ve known without him.

I was a kid pouring his heart out about what moved him inside and what I loved. Now I have to be a man pouring my heart out about what moves me inside.

Bands who have long careers change. Drastically. That doesn’t mean they no longer like what they did in the past or what got them where they are. It means they have to create and be true to who they are RIGHT NOW, not be true to what people want them to be.

To say that bands don’t owe their fans anything is wrong. They owe them the truth of their art. They owe them a performance of songs they’ve written at that specific show as they are that evening. The ticket doesn’t promise what happened at a show three years ago, or five years ago, or ten years from now. Live music is beautiful that way, because it’s that night only. It’ll never be that show again.

When you go see a band it’s a gamble, like going to see a movie. You may not like it in the end. But you can’t change it. It is what it is. The only difference between bands and movies is that one show might be 90 minutes, one show might be three hours. But the ticket just says what band is playing. It doesn’t make promises of that cover they did once,
or that guest they had last week, or… your favorite song.

Here’s an example of what I’m talking about…

I love the movie Kill Bill. I love Uma Thurman, but no matter how hard I wish or yell at the screen, or insult, or wave my hands. She’s not coming over after the film. No matter how many times I watch it. It’s also not gonna change, it’s not gonna add a scene or delete a scene just because I want to get to my favorite part quicker. She’s not gonna make out with me because I think she’s pretty. She doesn’t owe me anything because I like her or her movies. She is not her work.

I am not my work. I am a guy who happens to have felt some things and gotten in a band that put those things to music and a few people thought it spoke to them. That’s a miracle to me that I remember everyday.

I’m going to go away from the press and interviews now until we finish writing our next record and find out what we will be in the next chapter of our artistic careers. I have nothing left to say until we find what that next chapter of our band is.

To our fans… please bear with us through this awkward period of finding our new legs. I’m being honest with you here because I am grateful for your loyalty to my band.

To the spiteful reviewers… just remember no one’s singing for you.

I’m asking openly and humbly that if anyone would like to come to a Gaslight Anthem show, please come because you want to see what we’re doing on that night. Don’t come to see Bruce, he won’t be there. Don’t come to hear a cover, it probably won’t happen. Don’t come to yell at me when I’m trying to share something with the audience to reach out to them about something I feel is moving me. For some reason I’m the one with microphone, which may be a mistake entirely. But if you want one and have something to say, please start a band, get in the van, sleep on floors, and work your butt off and maybe one day I’ll find your band and I’ll come see you play.

But I swear I will not yell at you or call out for you to play one of your influences songs… because I’ll be there to see you.

Brian Fallon

waterface, Friday, 9 August 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link

ok lol

Treeship, Friday, 9 August 2013 17:17 (ten years ago) link

ILX negative dickhole zing crew postmaster general

this is so good

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 9 August 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link

whiney u r missed u dongface

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 9 August 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link

i don't even remember which of us is whiney's lapdog

i too went to college (silby), Friday, 9 August 2013 19:08 (ten years ago) link

lol this thread

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 August 2013 02:49 (ten years ago) link

wild applause

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 August 2013 02:50 (ten years ago) link

THIS UNMODERATED ABUSE BOARD, CALLED "I LOVE MUSIC."

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 10 August 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link

I'm so glad I dvr'd...I mean..bookmarked this thread

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 August 2013 03:15 (ten years ago) link

shitted on em

Neanderthal, Saturday, 10 August 2013 03:20 (ten years ago) link

Roberto Spiralli
Posted: August 10, 2013, 3:12:27 AM
THIS UNMODERATED ABUSE BOARD, CALLED "I LOVE MUSIC."

nods

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 August 2013 03:25 (ten years ago) link

it's still, like, genuinely shocking how whiney can't quite pinpoint the moment when he became the markers cheering squad

combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 10 August 2013 03:47 (ten years ago) link

it's easy to miss

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 10 August 2013 04:03 (ten years ago) link

it's hard not to miss some things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

Treeship, Saturday, 10 August 2013 04:06 (ten years ago) link

When Did You Accept Markers Into Your Heart?

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Saturday, 10 August 2013 04:21 (ten years ago) link

i think that video whiney posted several times is oddly fitting for this clusterfuck, which started with him getting annoyed at some comments i made about GG Allin on the death grips thread

Treeship, Saturday, 10 August 2013 04:23 (ten years ago) link

combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned)
Posted: August 10, 2013, 3:47:09 AM
it's still, like, genuinely shocking how whiney can't quite pinpoint the moment when he became the markers cheering squad

haha i always liked markers but it was p funny to see whiney hold him up as the great success story of ilx hazing

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 August 2013 04:27 (ten years ago) link

like he could've chose Jordan

lag∞n, Saturday, 10 August 2013 04:28 (ten years ago) link

i wish i could remember who the hell all you people are, but you're all doing a heck of a job. onward into fall!

scott seward, Saturday, 10 August 2013 04:39 (ten years ago) link


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