Clusterfuck Summary Corner

imago

oh, wow

he told me, as a point of "advice", that he has watered-down his schtick significantly from what it was years ago

fuck it though, i'm not giving up an inch of my treeschtick

markers doesn't contribute shit

you contribute way less than markers does broface

still want to apologize to you for being whiney and defensive yesterday and reviving that stupid anti-waterface thread

you've never not been boring

― boxall, Thursday, August 8, 2013 7:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

okay okay I gotta step in and defend Treeship here, most ILX posters are pretty boring. by the way, since when did we start taking Whiney seriously? he's like the Seth MacFarlane of ILX, for every one good zing the guy gets off there's like ten that make no goddamn sense at all, as though he's just flippantly posting the half-formed thoughts that zip into his head as he's sitting on the toilet. Treeship may be a little "just a lonely guy thinkin about htings" at times but at least he isn't posting like some kind of bugged out ILXBOT that thinks only in terms of "otm", "smdh", and "ugh" (similar to how your average redditor can only think in terms of rage comics). And waterface can at least call a puppy dick and puppy dick without dancing around the damn thing.

I'm going to assume there are no typos in that last sentence.

Dancing around the puppy dick have a happy ILX

i'm going to call that frogbs post 'booming' even tho i only understand at best 50% of it. it feels booming.

ilx is only good when people are willing to tell other people to their faces that their daily contributions are garbage

― max, Friday, August 9, 2013 9:14 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes but that's also when

http://netdna.webdesignerdepot.com/uploads/droste/23.jpg

you guys. . . you're all a bunch of puppy dicks!

waterface, as a fellow ilxor i feel it is incumbent upon me to let you know that your daily contributions are garbage

Pictured below -
Top row: waterface
Bottom row: ILX

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8a/507_cartman_redrocket.gif

waterface, as a fellow ilxor i feel it is incumbent upon me to let you know that your daily contributions are garbage

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, August 9, 2013 2:42 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thanks for the feedback, brother.

you guys. . . you're all a bunch of puppy dicks!

I believe the correct collective noun is "posse"

hilary clinton has a face?!!

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, August 7, 2013 9:51 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

grimes?

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, August 6, 2013 2:22 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

facebook thumbs up

― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, August 3, 2013 4:09 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:(

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, August 2, 2013 6:47 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"parp"

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, July 29, 2013 6:53 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"posse of puppy dicks"

exactly, that is the kind of content you are aiming for. and let me tell you son, you are some distance away.

lol

;(

shit i meant

:(

markers doesn't contribute shit

― waterface, vrijdag 9 augustus 2013 15:26 (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li5zirBON31qflxxmo1_500.gif

WTF is that supposed to mean

Is that the babe from those vampire movies

i don't think i care whether waterface is mr. que or not, i'm just going to think of him as a mr. que replacement

otm

I thought I was gabbneb

When I first landed on ILX Beach everyone thought I was gabbneb

Why can't you guys jus taccept me for me's sake?

I am waterface hear me splash!

Because you aren't you.

that's because everyone secretly wants a gabbneb come back, not because you were any good at acting like him

Treeship and waterface aren't more garbage than a lot of garbage ILX posters, but they just post SO FUCKING MUCH TO EVERY SINGLE THREAD. And yet we temp-banned ethan for image-bombing?

Seriously, is nu-ILX is so cuddly-wuddly that this is an acceptable posting strategy?

i don't listen to it anymore, and am annoyed to hear it, but stairway to heaven was maybe the most immediately enjoyable song 12 year old treeship had ever heard.

― Treeship, Friday, July 26, 2013 12:52 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's epic. i don't think it's success is hard to understand at all.

― Treeship, Friday, July 26, 2013 12:53 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my parents are not interested in music at all, really... big billy joel/bruce springsteen people in the 80s, before that my mom was into music but she drifted away from it... and both of them love Bat Out of Hell

― Treeship, Friday, July 26, 2013 12:59 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xp just listened to stairway again for the first time in a while. it was indeed awesome. take back what i said about being "annoyed" by it... that was true, but it's not the song's fault really

― Treeship, Friday, July 26, 2013 1:01 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i love the album art for bat out of hell. and there is good stuff on the album. i think the opposition to it is more ideological than musical -- it represents the opposite of punk rock ethos, even more than most prog. in high school i knew someone who said that that album represented "everything that was evil, and is still evil about our music entertainment culture." this is a high school student circa 2006... that album continues to have a stigma

― Treeship, Friday, July 26, 2013 1:07 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

making out during the guitar solo

― Treeship, Friday, July 26, 2013 1:08 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the tempo and metric changes are part of what makes it the most memorable dance of your life

― Treeship, Friday, July 26, 2013 1:09 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

people are willing to push themselves to like stuff that might immediately put them off it seems culturally relevant, or a thing that would open up conversations, or etc. just look at how many people still read ulysses.

― Treeship, Friday, July 26, 2013 10:21 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think music studios and even more so movie studios underestimate the public, and push predictable, recycled, "proven" products because they think this is all the public wants or understands

― Treeship, Friday, July 26, 2013 10:23 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i might start petitioning for a hard return to the days when ILX would run off great music writers for calling them paedos for no reason

i thought about calling you a rapist in the elite gymnastics thread for lolz

it's spelled "racist"

man, sorry for being ILX negative dickhole zing crew postmaster general itt but Treeship, we gave markers the soap-in-a-sock beatdown when he arrived and now he's one of the best going

preach

10 Steps to a Remarkable Company Culture

2. Get in the drunk tank.

So wait I should be drunk and people will like my posts better?

they just post SO FUCKING MUCH TO EVERY SINGLE THREAD

qft

It is generally best to mercilessly abuse people into being what you want them to be, mostly because everyone else is a toy for you to incorporate into your own personal tea party.

i never got an introductory logistical beat-down, i feel kinda left out

"Making out during the guitar solo" is a booming post.

But yeah, I have said before i'm on ilx too much. I'm leaving Asia for a week on Sunday and probably won't post then and maybe when I come back I'll be less addicted. Also I'll be busier with stuff then.

No hard feelings.

xp you gave me one iirc u dick

Last post was xp to whiney obvs

man, sorry for being ILX negative dickhole zing crew postmaster general itt

lol

treezy if you were sassier in your comebacks this would go best for you