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maybe i'll even get a job writing for SPIN magazine

get an apprentreeship

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l-r: treeship, waterface

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ilx

i'm red shirt girl tbh. fuck i would take treeship over lj or markers (or neanderthal, fuck me) any day of the goddamn week! i mean he can write sentences that pass a fucking turing test. guess what i'm trying to say is he has my blessing, as a fag priest who blesses.

amen.

oh and that dude is am0n, god bless him

neither of us are wet, because of desire

in that picture of us. sorry guys!

fuck i would take treeship over lj or markers (or neanderthal, fuck me) any day of the goddamn week!

<3 neanderthal

even more than the future apple store guy

what's your problem?

ilx seems pretty similar to middle school in that it's not considered rude to talk shit about people right in front of them, somehow. lj (when he's not giving me condescending "advice"), markers, and neanderthal are all good dudes who contribute to this site on the daily and i don't really understand why you had to insult them out of the blue in order to say you are cool with me.

that said, even though i don't "get" it, i am starting to come around to the bluntness and ott-ness of ilx and i wouldn't change it i don't think

ilx is only good when people are willing to tell other people to their faces that their daily contributions are garbage

lj is still posting??

is he ever

under which name?

imago

oh, wow

he told me, as a point of "advice", that he has watered-down his schtick significantly from what it was years ago

fuck it though, i'm not giving up an inch of my treeschtick

markers doesn't contribute shit

you contribute way less than markers does broface

still want to apologize to you for being whiney and defensive yesterday and reviving that stupid anti-waterface thread

you've never not been boring

― boxall, Thursday, August 8, 2013 7:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

okay okay I gotta step in and defend Treeship here, most ILX posters are pretty boring. by the way, since when did we start taking Whiney seriously? he's like the Seth MacFarlane of ILX, for every one good zing the guy gets off there's like ten that make no goddamn sense at all, as though he's just flippantly posting the half-formed thoughts that zip into his head as he's sitting on the toilet. Treeship may be a little "just a lonely guy thinkin about htings" at times but at least he isn't posting like some kind of bugged out ILXBOT that thinks only in terms of "otm", "smdh", and "ugh" (similar to how your average redditor can only think in terms of rage comics). And waterface can at least call a puppy dick and puppy dick without dancing around the damn thing.

I'm going to assume there are no typos in that last sentence.

Dancing around the puppy dick have a happy ILX

i'm going to call that frogbs post 'booming' even tho i only understand at best 50% of it. it feels booming.

ilx is only good when people are willing to tell other people to their faces that their daily contributions are garbage

― max, Friday, August 9, 2013 9:14 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes but that's also when

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you guys. . . you're all a bunch of puppy dicks!

waterface, as a fellow ilxor i feel it is incumbent upon me to let you know that your daily contributions are garbage

Pictured below -
Top row: waterface
Bottom row: ILX

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waterface, as a fellow ilxor i feel it is incumbent upon me to let you know that your daily contributions are garbage

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, August 9, 2013 2:42 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thanks for the feedback, brother.

you guys. . . you're all a bunch of puppy dicks!

I believe the correct collective noun is "posse"

hilary clinton has a face?!!

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, August 7, 2013 9:51 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

grimes?

― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, August 6, 2013 2:22 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

facebook thumbs up

― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, August 3, 2013 4:09 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:(

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, August 2, 2013 6:47 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"parp"

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, July 29, 2013 6:53 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"posse of puppy dicks"

exactly, that is the kind of content you are aiming for. and let me tell you son, you are some distance away.

lol

;(

shit i meant

:(

markers doesn't contribute shit

― waterface, vrijdag 9 augustus 2013 15:26 (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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WTF is that supposed to mean

Is that the babe from those vampire movies

i don't think i care whether waterface is mr. que or not, i'm just going to think of him as a mr. que replacement

otm

I thought I was gabbneb

When I first landed on ILX Beach everyone thought I was gabbneb