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It's a penis hat!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Mandee, what's an HQX file and how do I play it?

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

what do jordan's lips look like?

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.madolan.com/disasterdinner/music.jpg
http://madolan.com/comics/cornninjascomic.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Jordan looks like a suave motherfocker.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

HE PLAYS A MEAN TAMBOURINE

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

(I don't remember if it was green)

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Does this mean you'll all sleep with me?

(sorry, just trying to stay on topic)

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

haha jordan dude
that corn maze is SO AWESOME!
it's a PIRATE THEME

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

hmmm, those ARE nice & juicy lips!!!

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Was it a pirate when you went?! It was a big dragon the year I was there.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah this year: PIRATES!
i was afraid of them but
my kids kept me safe

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG

http://shopping.bancinternal.com/accounts/treinen//2004%20corn%20maze%20002_500w.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

THAT IS AMAZING!

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah that eyepatch part
was a bitch to navigate!
i'm not good at that

but there was a girl
in the maze when we were there
AND SHE WAS SO HOTTTTT

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

(just to return the thread to its pre-corn origins)

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

this is the corny commiseration thread

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

porn maze

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Cock! Cock! Cock!

(nudging the thread further back on track)

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:42 (twenty-one years ago)

That just makes me think of in Arrested Development, when Gob does the "COCKACOCKACOOO!" chicken thing, which in turn, just makes me laugh.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

are you in the ILX secret santa, di?

ha no but dear god i just saw (a bit of) that thread. i don't think i need a pocket pussy, i already have a pussy, and as it is snug between my legs i do not need a pocket.

PAGING BAM MARGERA. I AM HORNY, PLEASE HELP ME COMMISERATE. BRING YOUR PENIS.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i miss my gf

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 31 December 2004 07:09 (twenty-one years ago)

count me in on the general theme here, plz thx

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 31 December 2004 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Erm, yes, in general agreement. Whoever or whatever turned my libido back on, could you please turn it back off again. Annoyingly inconvenient at the moment.

― The Grain of Sand in Lambeth That Satan Cannot Find (kate), Friday, 31 December 2004 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoever or whatever turned Kate's libido back on, can you do the same for my wife please? kthxbye

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Friday, 31 December 2004 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Why would an ex-girlfriend come over at 1 o'clock in the morning just to sleep next to me? Why would she not want to make teh sex?
The resultant horniness is almost too much.

― Trip Maker (Sean Witzman), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

you should have whacked off on her while she was asleep.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

You're right.

― Trip Maker (Sean Witzman), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"It's snowing!"

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

Oh. My. GOD.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 28 February 2005 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

All-time high?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 28 February 2005 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is amazing!

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

And I've never posted to it. Ha. I'm sure that says everything about me you need to know :-/

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

All time high, yes.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

So while you were typing that you were... you know...

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Not right then, no, but I might have just now had I not gotten interrupted.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi dere.

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mastermindtoys.com/store/Assets/index_page_images/whamo.jpg

― stephen morris (stephen morris), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

these were big in victorian england:

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/4c/b0/kifmToy_SportsSoccem_BoppersSockem_Boppers-resized200.jpg

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Not right then, no, but I might have just now had I not gotten interrupted.

"Oh yes... oh... oh YES!! YES!! YE... wait, need to check ILX"

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 Ctrl+Alt+Del Ctrl+Alt+Del

― Remy (null) (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"Oh yes... oh... oh YES!! YES!! YE... wait, need to check ILX"

It's like you were THERE!

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

We've all been there, I think.

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

...I've said too much.

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

C/D Touching yourself to THAT photo

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

which? the sock em boppers one??

― ()ops (()()ps), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't see any socks.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

well then?

― ()ops (()()ps), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi! My name is Nick, and I'm horny as balls!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

The worst is when you have just enough shitty sex to remind you what good sex used to be like, but not enough to really get off!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

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