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the most underrated show ever?

― A B C (sparklecock), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

Peggy should know Hank can't enjoy himself at a party until he knows where the bathroom is.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

great show

― deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

i knew i would love my ex for all time when she told me years ago that bobby hill was her personal hero

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

i am going to watch this when i get home from work

― ai lien (kold_krush), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

A ten year run!

Wow. I remember when it debuted when I was in college, and we'd all see who could run to the TV fast enough to turn it off after The Simpsons was over.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

haha i guess you feel silly now

― deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

it's hank. he's the man with the best quotes.

― ai lien (kold_krush), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

"bobby, al yankovic killed himself in the 80s when people stopped buying his albums."

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

great show - unlike the Simpsons, knew when to stop too.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

I wish Bobby Hill was real and would write a self-help book.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

yeah srsly king of the hill has been funnier than the simpsons since like the second season at latest.

― A B C (sparklecock), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

All the episodes when Peggy gets excited about something and gets shot down always break my heart.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

"The only woman I'm pimping from now on is Sweet Lady Propane. And I'm tricking her out all over this town."

― ‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

S/D: Chuck Mangione appearances

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

DALE gets all the best lines though:

"I know what's wrong with it. It's a Ford. You know what they say Ford stands for don't ya? 'Fix it again, Tony'."

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

Dale = Hunter S. Thompson + WS Burroughs

so of course he gets the best lines!

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

"If you want to elect me, Dale Gribble, president of the Gun Club, running on the Save-Your-Sorry-Ass platform, say aye."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

i was all set to revisit this and make sure i wasn't wrong in my initial opinion that it sucked but seeing shakey make multiple posts in favor of it has made me shit-can that idea.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sure he also likes pizza and i'm sure as hell not gonna stop eating that

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

more laughs for the rest of us.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

I also enjoy sunsets and long walks on the beach

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

THIS JUST IN:

Shakey Mo ruins fucking for chicago kevin.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

i love the ep where they have bobby taking ADD medication and he's acting all weird, like "there are 47 ridges on every checker except this one" and when he and ladybird both get up and go to the door when they sense Luanne is home

― deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

thanks to this thread I have learned that bobby is voiced by lucky louie's wife and more importantly kahn and hank's dad are artie from pete and pete, holy moly!

― A B C (sparklecock), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

So I'm on season 8 now and this has just been getting better and better. Some of Dale's dialogue has been amazing, and probably my favourite character. Although I do like Bill a lot of the time.

"Unlike the human, the rat drags it's genitals along the ground as it moves"

― Ste, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

This season has been consistently great, especially Blood & Sauce. I just wish it would get something that looks like regular scheduling.

― aldo, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

At least it's not playing at 2:30 in the afternoon anymore.

― Oilyrags, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

"i already picked the country for our vacation: america. and the state: texas. and the town: denton. i don't care what their police did to that cyclist, it's still a good town."

― and what, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

HANK: I'm only going to read this once. "Hi, my name is Ladybird. I like long walks, my arthritis medication, and two cups of kibble a day. I'll try to outsmart you and get three cups, but I know you're too clever for that, Ms. Platter."
LUANNE: I don't know, Uncle Hank. She did write this letter and everything.

― and what, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

Bobby: What's that in your hand, grampa?

Cotton: Head of a nazzy! Nope, canteen.

― Oilyrags, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

From last week:

<trying to get on the tv show ZZ Top are making at Hank's house>
John Redcorn: Well, I have been sleeping with the wife of my friend for 14 years.
Dale: I'm sure Hank'll forgive you.

― aldo, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

Dale in the stands at a softball game: "Come on John Redcorn, SCORE! Can you believe this guy? He never strikes out!"

― Oilyrags, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

I've probably posted this a few times on this thread already, but this is still one of the best shows on television and might be Mike Judge's best creation. The ZZ Top episode was the closest it's been to losing the plot because of a celebrity guest, and it still held it together. The Simpsons is handling guest plots worse as the seasons go by...

Who's been the best guest on this show in terms of keeping a coherent plot and actually blending into the show? I was going to say Johnny Depp, then I remembered the Chuck Mangione episode!

― mh, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

Chuck Mangione episodes!

― n/a, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

Was Ben Stiller the voice of the guy who joined Strickland Propane, who annoyed everyone?

I like that episode, but my copy missed off the end credits.

― Ste, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

"Well it seems we both failed, especially as I just exchanged my kidney for some kids small toys"

― Ste, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

(i accept that's a bit of a mis-quote)

― Ste, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

One of the great things about their use of guest stars is they generally have them play a role, not play themselves in the crap way the Simpsons has been known to do.

That said, best guest star is definitely Ann Richards.

― Oilyrags, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

Hank, Bobby, Peggy and Luanne were animated into an episode of "The Simpsons" (1989). At one point, Homer makes a reference to the Springfield football team playing the Arlen football team, then, the shot goes to the Hill family, where Hank says "We came two thousand miles for this?" The rest of the characters do not speak. In an episode of King of the Hill, Bobby also has a Bart Simpson doll on his bookshelf.

i did not know this

― Ste, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

Almost instantly classic: any episode with a Bill flashback. After being set up as kind of a sad sack for seasons, we figure out that he even though he's kind of an earnest, solid guy that he used to be the guy that the others wanted to be. It's mildly heartbreaking to see him as a middle-aged mess after that perspective.

Oh, and what about that recent episode where we find out that Bill's cousin is some sort of French-descended Louisianan gentleman and Bill kind of is too, by extension?

― mh, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

theres a whole episode about bill's cajun southern gothic family!!!!

http://www.geocities.com/arlen_texas/desire.htm

― and what, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

HANK: So, Gilbert, how do the Saints look this year?
GILBERT: Oh, I am more familiar with sinners than saints, my dear. And sinners always look good.

― and what, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

ESMAY: The Dauterive blood is down to a trickle. My two sons and my son-in-law, Girac, Rene and Emeril, died of arterial sclerosis in their twenties, leaving three desperate, childless widows to wander this house. They are strings on a heart stretched far too taut, and if they are not strummed soon... well... they really need to be strummed.
PEGGY: This is right out of Shakespeare!

― and what, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

man i haven't seen any of the recent ones

an all-time favorite is the one where bobby joins the soccer team (coached by Will Ferrell) and he and his dad have this conversation:

Hank: "Whats that on your arm there bobby? A muscle?"
Bobby: "No, its a lump from when I got hit by a football. You know dad, the soccer team doesn't have any lumps or bruises. And coach Lucas lets them eat oranges at halftime."
Hank: "Bobby, I didn't think I'd ever need to tell you this, but I would be a bad parent if I didn't. Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking."
[pause]
Bobby: "Why do you hate what you don't understand?"
Hank: "I don't hate you Bobby!"
Bobby: "I was talking about soccer."
Hank: "Oh. Yeah, I hate soccer."

― deej, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

Dale: "Aw, I've been at the gun club ... playing Russian Roulette."
Nancy: "Did you win?"
Dale: "You're not familiar with the game, are you?"
Nancy: "No..."
Dale: "Yeah I won."

― deej, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

haha when connie's having steak at the Hill's for the second night in a row:

Connie: Ugh! How many cows do you people eat in a year?
Hank Hill: Wait! We figured this out once!

― deej, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

Man, the soccer episode is great, especially the end, when Bobby convinces Joseph to quit soccer and go back to football. Paraphrasing here:

Hank - "You know Bobby, that was a great decision putting Joseph back into play. You might make a great coach someday." (puts his hand on Bobby's shoulder)

Bobby - "I think I'd like that, as long as I could wear the uniform."

Hank - "Uh, OK."

Bobby - "And a cape."

Hank (removes his hand from Bobby's shoulder)

― Oilyrags, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

"This is one case where The Wind use their hands."

― deej, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

that will ferrell cameo is genius

― deej, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

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i heard the same thing, i.e. that there are a couple bumps when the new season starts out, along these lines, but that it clears up and gets better

― budo jeru, Monday, 22 September 2025 19:37 (eight months ago)

still haven't been motivated to check this out but i assume i will at some point

― budo jeru, Monday, 22 September 2025 19:37 (eight months ago)

Anyone know a good list of 'classic' episodes or would want to compile one now?

― nashwan, Monday, 22 September 2025 19:40 (eight months ago)

The episode with Hank's half-brother might be the largest evolution in Hank's character the series has

― slowly imploding (mh), Monday, 22 September 2025 19:41 (eight months ago)

Bill is MVP of the series, followed closely by Joseph. Found Connie a bit wearing by the end.

― Overtoun House windows (aldo), Monday, 22 September 2025 20:24 (eight months ago)

yep the season gets better as it goes on, the last two episodes are as good as anything in the series I think. and they're implicitly about Andrew Tate and cryptocurrency

Joseph was definitely my favorite of the grown up kids, feel like they absolutely nailed what he was gonna turn out like

― frogbs, Monday, 22 September 2025 20:40 (eight months ago)

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