Taking Sides: Titanic Vs Dirty Dancing Vs Pretty Woman Vs Ghost

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worst line evah!

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 25 November 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

When did "worst" become a synonym for "best"???

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 November 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll watch Pretty Woman or Dirty Dancing for the same reason I'll read something trashy on a beach. It's my Whopper with onion rings.

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 25 November 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Dirty dancing is the second worst film ever made

Porkpie (porkpie), Thursday, 25 November 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

("Dirty Dancing" should have been about a series of elaborate schemes to make Jennifer Grey stand in the corner of various rooms with Jerry Orbach popping up as each attempt is foiled to shout that line and dance a jig.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 November 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

not enough animals were massacred cruelly in any of those films for me to like them

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 November 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"Oh my God, there's a rabid squirrel in the corner of the ballroom! Quick Baby, go in there and stomp on it!"

"NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER!" *jig jig jig*

"DRAT."

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 November 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

see that'd have been a CLASSIC

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 November 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm imagining here that the perpetrator of this question is a man, and his two threads regarding these pictures take umbrage with what are generally refferred to as "chick-flicks". His seething frustration at his incapability to understand their appeal clearly indicates a massive and overwhelming fear of castration.

S. Freud, Thursday, 25 November 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Personally, I quote enjoyed Pretty Woman's oedipal undertones, but then I have been debunked in many other areas, and also I am dead.

S. Freud, Thursday, 25 November 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

you think he might have a problem with sexually assertive women and pretty men, too?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 25 November 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...
Titanic sticks out in this company in that it isn't gratingly shitty.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 9 July 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

it's magnificently shitty.

g e o f f (gcannon), Saturday, 9 July 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

honestly the first image that comes to mind when i think uv titanic is billy zane flipping his bertie wooster haircut around. and the first sound is a lot of high-decibel stereo shrieking. it should have just been that for two and half hours.

g e o f f (gcannon), Saturday, 9 July 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

Ugh. Four flavors of shit.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 9 July 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

Shitty in a number of ways that barely matter to me. Magnificent in a lot of ways that do.

Until Million Dollar Baby, Titanic was the only Best Picture Oscar-winner I thought even remotely worth the accolades since that other Eastwood picture... and pretty much nothing else until before I was born.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Saturday, 9 July 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

nine years pass...

Off work with a fever today, and watched Pretty Woman for the first time. What a strange one. It's really well made, but at the same time just unbelievably bland - even JR's performance is merely okay. (She looks great though.)

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 14 July 2014 19:51 (eleven years ago)

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3a/60/75/3a607505485efecced1ae51d02c01f93.jpg

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 14 July 2014 20:12 (eleven years ago)

"Dirty Dancing" has, without any irony, a great soundtrack.
mostly otm, but c'mon dude... "she's like the wind"???

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, November 25, 2004 5:37 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she's like the wind is so so so fucking terrible

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 14 July 2014 20:13 (eleven years ago)

Pretty Woman was initially conceived to be a dark drama about prostitution in Los Angeles in the 1980s.[4] The relationship between Vivian and Edward also originally harboured controversial themes, including the concept of having Vivian addicted to drugs; part of the deal was that she had to stay off cocaine for a week, because she needed the money to go to Disneyland. Edward eventually throws her out of his car and drives off.

An Ice-Cold Glass of Frothy, Delicious Milk (Old Lunch), Monday, 14 July 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)

I watched the shit out of Dirty Dancing when I was a pre-teen. Re-watching it recently it ocurred to me how adult it was. Pretty sure that must have been where I learned about abortion.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 14 July 2014 20:16 (eleven years ago)

"I carried a watermelon?" still pops into my head on the reg and, come on people, ORBACH.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 14 July 2014 20:16 (eleven years ago)

lol i watched a bunch of pretty woman last week, it sucked so bad.

call all destroyer, Monday, 14 July 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)

The best scene in pretty woman is the whole you work on commission big mistake big huge scene.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 14 July 2014 20:19 (eleven years ago)

Also, George Costanza.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 14 July 2014 20:19 (eleven years ago)

not to mention Roxette

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 14 July 2014 20:20 (eleven years ago)

Beaches should have been included in this thread not Titanic (which blows but still).

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 14 July 2014 20:20 (eleven years ago)

Beaches, Dirty Dancing, Pretty Woman, Ghost

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 14 July 2014 20:22 (eleven years ago)

the contemporary (well not anymore)(btw more time has passed between dirty dancing and today than had passed between when dirty dancing was set and when it came out) soundtrack in dirty dancing doesn't bother me, it's generally incidental music and no more a part of the 'reality' than the score or whatever would be, but it has always thrown me that at the climax they're suddenly listening to this song that clearly couldn't have come out in 1963 and nobody's weirded out about it.

balls, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 00:15 (eleven years ago)

considering how expectation-bursting huge the two romantic movies patrick swayze made were, it's kind of amazing he didn't make more.

da croupier, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 00:38 (eleven years ago)

hell even his romance with keanu did pretty good, why the fuck was he making corny family shit like father hood and three wishes just two years later

da croupier, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 00:42 (eleven years ago)

not sure i'd put beaches in place of titanic (feels like it belongs on a list with fried green tomatoes and steel magnolias), but def agree titanic is out of place. not sure what would work as a fourth though - the contemporaneous absurd/absurdly successful kevin costner and tom cruise movies feel like their own beasts, and dying young underperformed enough to be an obvious Ringo if it was put with the other three.

da croupier, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 00:52 (eleven years ago)

is edward scissorhands too goth?

da croupier, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 00:53 (eleven years ago)

Titanic has Victor Garber in a supporting role. Pretty Woman has Ralph Bellamy in his last (?) screen credit. If any of the other films have any similar redeeming (?) virtues, I don't want to know about it.

Miss Anne Thrope (j.lu), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 01:32 (eleven years ago)

https://hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/lenny-briscoe.jpg

balls, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)

Titanic > Ghost > Pretty Woman > Death > Dirty Dancing

You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)

"she's like the wind" is totally a lost christopher cross song isn't it

balls, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 03:28 (eleven years ago)

DD > Titanic > Pretty Woman > Ghost

The first one is a really good film, the 2nd one is creditable, the other two bleh.

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 03:43 (eleven years ago)

but yeah this is a weird list to start w/

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 03:44 (eleven years ago)

i was trying to find a jpeg or gif of richard gere making his 'i'm loving this blowjob' face in pretty woman, that was a pretty good era for blowjob faces in cinema.

balls, Tuesday, 15 July 2014 03:52 (eleven years ago)

http://www.namebadgesandbuttons.com/store/images/products/mcdonalds%20im%20lovin%20it%20button.jpg

I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)

two years pass...

no lie I can't resist this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9BbUqHrWFI

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 14 August 2016 18:25 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

watchin pretty woman its p good

under a mand'rin tsar (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 June 2018 22:08 (seven years ago)

cocktail

brimstead, Monday, 25 June 2018 22:10 (seven years ago)

two years pass...

I'm watching Dirty Dancing and I forgot that Baby dumps a pitcher of water on that dickhead preppy waiter who is a creep to her older sister because he tries to give her his copy of The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 28 June 2020 03:13 (five years ago)

It deos noteve nbring teh funney!!!1!!1!

ladies and germs, I give you I Love Everything, circa 2004.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 28 June 2020 03:34 (five years ago)

The halcyon is past, the decline palpable.

pomenitul, Sunday, 28 June 2020 03:43 (five years ago)

My palps discern no such cline.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 28 June 2020 03:48 (five years ago)

I like Dirty Dancing.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 28 June 2020 10:22 (five years ago)

one month passes...

https://64.media.tumblr.com/c4425f689a939bcc8334e663d0a7b4df/42f01836b691d09e-a9/s500x750/abfff84effec2de9eeb5c933dcf3ccc50e4625d0.gifv

Crazy thing about this image is that it appears to go faster the more you stare at it.

pplains, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 00:27 (five years ago)

Rewatched this recently with the kids (15 & 10 year old daughters), which was probably the right way to watch it. It's technically amazing and I liked it more than I thought I would, but it's all about the production. Winslet seemed awkward in it? I can't figure out if it's the character or if she's just not the right fit. The kids loved it, my 15 year old was wiping tears away when Leo was freezing to death.

We watched Dirty Dancing a year ago and it holds up rather well. They would probably like Ghost, I haven't seen it since watching it in the theater as a kid.

No desire to rewatch Pretty Woman, which I liked as a kid but I don't think I want the kids to see it. When I was in college a friend of mine had a younger sister and the family liked to joke about how when she was little (7 or 8 maybe) someone asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up and she said "a hooker!," because Pretty Woman was her favorite movie.

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 18 February 2025 23:08 (one year ago)

I rewatched Pretty Woman and enjoyed it way more now than I ever did as a crabby cynical teenager.

And yeah Winslet seems uncomfortable, or something. I agree!

my ranking is Dirty Dancing, then Pretty Woman, then by a long margin way down the list Ghost i guess and Titanic at the bottom of the ocean where it can stay

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 February 2025 23:34 (one year ago)

i think theres a pretty good period romance in titanic if it were set on yer standard blue riband- cameron absolutely loses interest in all else once the iceberg looms.

the first half of titanic is a better effort than the whole of gangs of new york, for instance

dirty dancing has magic and finishes huge but the subplot is mush altogether

ghost is a string of sketches held together by charisma

pretty woman kinda holds its own i think?

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 February 2025 23:52 (one year ago)

I rewatched Pretty Woman and enjoyed it way more now than I ever did as a crabby cynical teenager.

And yeah Winslet seems uncomfortable, or something. I agree!

my ranking is Dirty Dancing, then Pretty Woman, then by a long margin way down the list Ghost i guess and Titanic at the bottom of the ocean where it can stay

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 February 2025 00:44 (one year ago)

oops double post sry

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 February 2025 00:45 (one year ago)

No, Baby. No. That's not it. See, they were using me.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 February 2025 00:51 (one year ago)


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