Things you'd rather your hairdresser (or other trained professional) not say while doing work for you

I guess if my barber said that to me, I'd wish he hadn't too. But only your hairdresser knows for sure.

"so i did soooooooo much cocaine last night"

how about doing coke right before they're supposed to cut your hair?

true story. my stylist came out and wiped her nose, then proceeded to cut my hair in like, 20 minutes. it was a great cut but i felt totally gross giving her a tip. i changed stylists after that!

-- maria tessa sciarrino (mari...), March 29th, 2005.

request for moar from jaxon

i haven't been to that guy in years. but here are moar

last girl that cut my hair is a friend. first haircut from her she's sniffling and coughing and telling me how sick she is, but she's about to go out for her friends birthday and do some ecstasy because that usually makes her cold go away.

second time she cut my hair for less than five minutes, it looked no different and then told me she had to go somewhere. i never went back to her.

current girl is another friend's girlfriend. they've had an on and off relationship for a year or two. real destructive type shit. she always asks me, "so how long have you been married? you guys have been together for 12 years now?! and you still love her?!"

please 2 gay D&D story

guy from first stories started a gay dungeons and dragons troupe. most of the guys wanted to be faries. no good stories though