OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

denim, do you even puke?

i want a cash with a bad blog and a anal turd

*kickflips over a sexy mom*

ok finally a twitter: the comic that i think actually works http://twitterthecomic.tumblr.com/post/57729048917/salesman-smashes-through-window-into-living-room

probably because it's not particularly Weird, just a joke

weird police itt

please don't post that terrible comic strip again, it's so bad

it's like having someone literally explain a joke to you

this #RIPLarryShippers thing is doing my head in. youthful one direction fans are claiming that anywhere from 2 to 14 to 29 to 42 teen girls have committed suicide after being portrayed as crazy in a one direction documentary, and i'm astonished at what seems like THOUSANDS of young ppl taking this insane story at face value and penning heartbroken tweets about how heaven just gained 42 new angels. weird twitter is trying to troll them but it's like pissing into a credulous ocean.

So who is Larry Shippers? That answer involves more of a “what” than a “who.” It’s a sub-group of 1D fans who fantasize about a “bromance,” or hidden love or some kind of fictional relationship between two of the band's members, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson, according to iDesignTimes.com.

aren't there enough millions of adults on the internet who believe insane bullshit to not be surprised/care at all abt a bunch of preteens doing it

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BRw5gn6CcAAUdHW.jpg

besides, everyone knows Narry is the truth

https://twitter.com/KattWillFerrell/status/368222947351490560

so uh where does this guy fit in http://www.twitter.com/mikecankiss69

that is not so much a 'weird twitter' as it is a 'weird person'

ha that was my immediate reaction but i initially found it through @fart and those guys retweeting him a bunch (and @bropair getting him to write "eli lake" on a diaper)

(and @bropair getting him to write "eli lake" on a diaper)

^^ sadly enough i find this hilarious to an unreal degree

bropair underrated imo

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so uh where does this guy fit in http://www.twitter.com/mikecankiss69

― thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, August 21, 2013 6:21 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that is not so much a 'weird twitter' as it is a 'weird person'

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i think this is definitley weird twitter, weird twitter is also about finding cucks and diaperists and furries on twitter and retweeting the hell out of them

hes an object of weird twitter fascination

"weird twitter" is defined by the humor of a group, so them bringing it to our attention counts, but that dude in himself is just a diaper fetishist and not part of weird twitter

this is an important discussion. i'm glad we're having it.

don't click on that twitter link y'all

esp at work

lol yeah def nsfw. I remember the furry fascination which seems to have died down a bit

"weird twitter" is defined by the humor of a group, so them bringing it to our attention counts, but that dude in himself is just a diaper fetishist and not part of weird twitter

Who died and made you the president of weird twitter

wolfpupy

https://twitter.com/WhiteFeminist

this account is fucking incredible

White Feminist ‏@WhiteFeminist 29 Jul

1 of my dreams is 2 open an organic #FoodTruck to help #SistersOfColour w/ their #fastfood addiction. #DropTheChickenWingNPickUpALettuceLeaf

White Feminist ‏@WhiteFeminist 26 Jul

Went to #Beijing seeking a #Transformative #CulturalExperience & was let down by its closeness to the US. Guess I'll try #India next time :(

B-)

I mean I could literally repost the entire account, it is vicious and hilarious

White Feminist ‏@WhiteFeminist 1 Apr

Yoga! #yoga
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hahahaha

What was the original MO of weird twitter? Was it just alienating people? I know there have been thinkpieces about this, but I'm never gonna read one.

I think it was just dudes from a somethingawful board propagating their humor on a new medium

yeah that's pretty accurate

also i'm glad this post got preserved for posterity
http://www.tehposts.com/fiction/open-palm-slam-a-vhs.html

yeah "Weird Twitter" is literally just an extension of FYAD except you can't beecock unfunny people's threads so accounts like JonnySun get popular

@WhiteFeminist reminds me quite a lot of https://twitter.com/Chino_Wanker

do cool dudes not like chinos any more

tbf that account peaked in 2012 so maybe the pendulum has swung back

Occasionally you run into something that looks like Weird Twitter but really isn't. A selection of Twitter user https://twitter.com/rob_slash05 reveals a deeply malevolent intelligence wreaking havoc on Toronto, and one with no apparent understanding of the distinction between Twitter, email, and postal mail.

@rob_slash05 Robert bennede✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ hi paula

@TOMayorFord hello mayor rob ford rose and vince caputo@72 yore rd. toronto

@VisitNovaScotia I wish to receive info on nova scotia tourism vince caputo@72 yore rd. Toronto ont m6m1w7

@HarbourfrontTO maria sale✧✧✧@rog✧✧✧.c✧✧ take me to harbor front please

@AirCanada @calgarystampede hey rob! say hi to your nanna

@AirCanada rob_slas✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧ hi Robert how I Ashley?

@lpluser carmine sale✧✧✧@sympat✧✧✧.c✧ hello from vince

@TTCnotices hello ttc I wish to receive ttc route map for Toronto vince caputo!http://t.co/UYBMtR8oDq

@globeandmail alberta http://t.co/hVVb8Rq5KW

@vincecap✧✧✧@sympat✧✧✧.c✧ hi maria

hello rob_slas✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧ vince

mike_✧✧✧@m✧.c✧✧ hi mike say hi to Robert from vince and nanna

@RootsCanada I wish to receive brocohures vince caputo@72 yore rd. Toronto ont.canada

i think that counts as weird twitter

semi-weird:

https://twitter.com/emeliosalazar

https://twitter.com/wizardishungry/status/382517771315445760

lol http://github.com/WIZARDISHUNGRY/magical-effect-tweeter

this is the most unsurprising surprise

in honor of horse_ebooks's passing, here is the original tweet that got SA/weirdtwitter people following it via @fart:

https://twitter.com/Horse_ebooks/status/44114266613231616

see, tbf, the buzzfeed guy didn't take it over until september

real horse_ebooks died a long time ago, friends