shit that looks like an onion article but isn't

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The meat, which contained no fat, was fried in a pan with copious amounts of butter by an English chef and presented on a plate with a bun, lettuce and tomato slices to Dr. Post, Mr. Schonwald and Hanni Rützler, an Austrian food scientist. Pleas from the journalists and others in the audience for a bite were dismissed by Dr. Post, who said he did not have enough to go around.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/08/06/science/a-lab-grown-burger-gets-a-taste-test.html

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)

http://money.msn.com/now/post--hipsters-are-killing-american-razor-sales#scpshrtu

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 17:20 (twelve years ago)

wow, that article fits this thread topic to a T

Nhex, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 17:42 (twelve years ago)

man I wouldn't like to be a collector of original 7-inch vinyl Happy Mondays singles right now

the secret life of bantz (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 17:56 (twelve years ago)

http://www.complex.com/sports/2013/08/the-time-i-dunked-on-gilbert-arenas

The Time I Dunked on Gilbert Arenas and Sharted My Shorts

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 18:06 (twelve years ago)

over two pages? really?

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 18:29 (twelve years ago)

http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2013/08/dear-daughter-i-hope-you-have-some-fucking-awesome-sex/

scott seward, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 14:29 (twelve years ago)

reprinted elsewhere with a picture that totally looks like an onion picture too:

http://goodmenproject.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ApprehensiveDad.jpg

http://goodmenproject.com/ethics-values/brand-dear-daughter-i-hope-you-have-awesome-sex/

scott seward, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 14:30 (twelve years ago)

You know, that's one way to insure your daughter never has sex. Good thinking there.

pplains, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 16:47 (twelve years ago)

sex insurance

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:18 (twelve years ago)

dear daughter if I ever blog about ANYTHING tangentially related to or even mentioning you having sex you can just disown me

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:55 (twelve years ago)

Noises from daughter's room.
Dad bursts in.
Daughter: (gasps) Dad!
Dad: I support you sweetie! Have an awesome time... carry on...

...just pretend I'm not here.

Evan, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:11 (twelve years ago)

Ilxor: Nooooooooooooooo!

MAVEN! (Matt P), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:15 (twelve years ago)

Conservatives Angry At 'Elysium' for Showing World Their Ideology Would Create

http://thecontributor.com/ari-rabin-havt-elysium-biased

Evan, Thursday, 15 August 2013 23:23 (twelve years ago)

For the headline, mostly.

Evan, Thursday, 15 August 2013 23:24 (twelve years ago)

http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/Unremarkable-men-walk-40-miles-particular-reason/

Neil S, Friday, 16 August 2013 09:10 (twelve years ago)

oops sorry, I know you'll be desperate to read this, URL should be:
http://www.thisissurreytoday.co.uk/Unremarkable-men-walk-40-miles-particular-reason/story-19658769-detail/

Neil S, Friday, 16 August 2013 09:10 (twelve years ago)

i hope nobody got paid to write that

Nhex, Friday, 16 August 2013 20:43 (twelve years ago)

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/aug/19/david-cameron-protruding-disc-back

owenf, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 11:21 (twelve years ago)

http://minnesota.publicradio.org/features/npr.php?id=213568763

R'LIAH (goole), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:10 (twelve years ago)

http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/08/19/beers-implicated-in-emergency-room-visits/?src=recg&_r=1

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 18:39 (twelve years ago)

dear daughter if I ever blog about ANYTHING tangentially related to or even mentioning you having sex you can just disown me

My dad was this kind of dad and my sister's just fine. I'd post a photo of my nephew but... People have sex and eat and shit and sleep and whatevs.

Fais ce que voudra, occiderai de même (Michael White), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 18:52 (twelve years ago)

Finding the unjustly homeless, and teaching them to code.
https://medium.com/architecting-a-life/fee8f3ee97a0

Neil S, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 19:00 (twelve years ago)

this sounds awful already. making someone learn to code has got to sanctioned as some kind of torture somewhere

Nhex, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 19:13 (twelve years ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/roomfordebate/2013/01/22/is-atheism-a-religion/atheism-cannot-replace-religion

(it's the headline combined with the author photo and the name "Phyllis Tickle" that does it)

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:00 (twelve years ago)

pen name of Phil Listicle

Neil S, Thursday, 29 August 2013 18:03 (twelve years ago)

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/braun-calls-apologize-season-ticket-110758738--mlb.html

One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 September 2013 22:06 (twelve years ago)

Uri Geller mystified by letterbox on Thames Sonning Bridge

sktsh, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 12:30 (twelve years ago)

Bridge got mad sonned. Shit was bananas.

sktsh, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 12:35 (twelve years ago)

"Residents of Sonning-on-Thames, Berkshire, said the box could only be reached by river users."

idembanana (abanana), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 13:05 (twelve years ago)

Geller: Is it true Bridge got sonned by a Thames over letterbox beef?

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 13:42 (twelve years ago)

well I guess it is an "onion article" of sorts

http://mobile.theverge.com/2013/9/10/4713256/groupon-india-onion-deal-crashes-website

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 14:35 (twelve years ago)

http://www.nj.com/middlesex/index.ssf/2013/09/highland_park_becomes_first_town_in_nj_to_ban_fracking.html

(just tbc, fracking in highland park nj is already exceedingly unlikely). Also:

The borough also banned nuclear weapons in the 1980s.)

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 19:49 (twelve years ago)

lol Truthout:

Is Broad Opposition to War on Syria an Opportunity to End American Empire Responsibly?

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 21:36 (twelve years ago)

lol hurting xpost

http://shotglassluchrc.weebly.com/uploads/1/3/0/8/13081517/7944557_orig.jpg

Sick Rave and the Bad Speed (S-), Thursday, 19 September 2013 01:54 (twelve years ago)

http://nypost.com/2013/09/24/i-wooed-my-man-with-a-sandwich/

idembanana (abanana), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 17:27 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

Today's Sunday Express headline:
http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/covers/287x361front/2013-10-13.jpg

kinder, Sunday, 13 October 2013 14:02 (twelve years ago)

ahahha

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 14:16 (twelve years ago)

Who would have thought that this might happen?
https://medium.com/weird-future/d19c8db85c2

I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Friday, 18 October 2013 13:21 (twelve years ago)

if anything that guy is waaay too easy on McConlogue, but i notice that piece is being hosted on the same site, so...

Nhex, Friday, 18 October 2013 14:11 (twelve years ago)

iirc the last time McConlogue tried this shit, Billy Ray and Louis totally played him w/OJ futures

sktsh, Friday, 18 October 2013 15:36 (twelve years ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/22/sports/deadspins-tim-burke-waits-to-turn-offbeat-moments-into-gifs.html?_r=5&

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 18:27 (twelve years ago)

http://blogs.wsj.com/experts/2013/10/28/suzanne-somers-the-affordable-care-act-is-a-socialist-ponzi-scheme/

http://s.wsj.net/blogs/img/EXPERTS_LOGO.png
http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/OB-YV315_expert_C_20130909095823.jpg
What will the Affordable Care Act mean for retirees?

SUZANNE SOMERS: As a writer of 24 books mostly on health and wellness and by using my celebrity to get to the best and brightest doctors, scientists and medical professionals in the alternative and integrative health-care world, I have come to the following conclusions...

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 14:21 (twelve years ago)

subsequent correction also applicable:

An earlier version of this post contained a quotation attributed to Lenin (“Socialized medicine is the keystone to the arch of the socialist state”) that has been widely disputed. And it included a quotation attributed to Churchill (“Control your citizens’ health care and you control your citizens“) that the Journal has been unable to confirm.
Also, the cover of a Maclean’s magazine issue in 2008 showed a picture of a dog on an examining table with the headline “Your Dog Can Get Better Health Care Than You.” An earlier version of this post incorrectly said the photo showed and headline referred to a horse.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 29 October 2013 14:50 (twelve years ago)

looooool

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 15:39 (twelve years ago)

http://deadspin.com/marshawn-lynch-had-no-idea-buffalo-was-not-in-new-york-1454884873

balls, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 22:33 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/08/27/researchers-take-on-crucial-question-are-haters-gonna-hate/

Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:17 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/scrooge-an-economic-hero-defenders-say-1.1161205

Merdeyeux, Saturday, 14 December 2013 23:32 (twelve years ago)


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