why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

kids love it when i take the honda up on to two wheels. i gotta smoke a little crank first to get going, but we have fun.

lol what, you're supposed to be ultra-chill when driving stoned, you kids are smoking crack or something

pplains knows what I mean

b-b-but he said it was marijuana!

probably drinking all those mountain dews

rip 4loko

The girls give me chill vibes when I drive really fast then brake suddenly right up behind the car that was only a few feet in front of me.

The marijuana these days is of a much different strain than you were used to sparking up at H.O.R.D.E. tour, grampa.

Dude, think about it. What if marijuana didn't get you high?

can't think about mindblowing shit right now, i'm driving

what if you were high all the time, and marijuana made you sane?

"yeah man that's so true" *hits the bong*

*slams car into telephone poll*

bitch don't kill my v-iIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*drives off cliff*

maybe i just have bad role models because the first time i ever smoked pot with my dad he was driving

or maybe i am just unchill. there are studies to suggest it's fine and then other studies that suggest it's not, from what i have gathered by googling this issue.

Regardless of how we fared driving under various influences in the past, it just seems prudent not to do so again.

Yours,
Carl Agatha, Elderly Person

ps ban cars

can't wait until the iphone teleportation app is casually announced several years from now, rendering cars obsolete.

elmo, my man

colorado is trying to determine how many THCs you are allowed in your blood while driving, apparently you can breathalyze for it

finally we will be able to accurate say how stoned someone is

is a toke like one weed and if you use a bong is that like two weeds

how many weeds can I have and drive

they should let you smoke weed in those auto-pilot google cars

if driving while stoned is bad then i'm the absolute worst

sorry everyone

When I'm high my legs don't work right and I'm constantly trying to figure out a solution for my cotton mouth. I don't feel like that's a recipe for safe driving.

brb, gonna run over a kid in a micky d's drive thru

thought I recognized you

last time I got high and drove everything was very safe and under control

and also 20 miles an hour below the speed limit

see, that's how the cops recognize you, you have to wear a white wig so they just think you're old

WA is also trying to figure out intoxication limits:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw1HavgoK9E

Got kind of IA at the girl who is the living embodiment of every stoner stereotype

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoWgqy45d84

Bah, she didn't have dreads and was dressed pretty normally.

I wish they said how far above the limit she was when super stoned

wkiw Addy

http://earthremedy.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Aspartame.jpg

i'm not going to argue that aspartame is 'good' for you or that it can't be harmful in large quantities, but every bit of research I've done for "aspartame poisoning" or "aspartame toxicity" leads back only to the fringiest of fringe blogs and "homeopathic" remedy sites, and don't seem to be sponsored by anybody who...is an actual expert.

actually saw a friend of a friend claim they were 'laid out' for an entire weekend due to drinking a low-cal Hawaiian Punch drink.

That one should be rejected on the font alone. (Also, "foggy thinking")

i thought that said "foggg thinking"

hmm, common symptoms include "disease mimicing symptoms"

ASS

PART

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ME

Whoa you are blowing my mind.

rain disease mimicing
blurrg vision
insomina
over 100 MORE.

sucks to your asp art

https://sphotos-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/s526x395/999716_432528283528322_590125093_n.jpg

This is called money bags.

i assume money bays is an approximate translation of the original chinese feng shui term

balls, you better kick the ass of whoever keeps posting that picture of the The Biggest Yankee of All Time to your facebox.

ha, that one's definitely appeared here before. Yeah, October doesn't have five Mondays this year, so they totally missed out on chinese feng shui money bags.
Aside from everything else, the idea that it would take 823 years between each time that happens is obviously false. Unless they're using some ancient Chinese calendar where 2012 is 823 years after 2007.

Hrm, well, I suppose they're not necessarily saying it ONLY happens every 823 years. But never mind that, cuz it WASN'T true in 1189! I highly suspect this thing isn't accurate!

(but it Can't hurt so I did it :))

Can't hurt

There are only 14 possible calendars any given year can fit to. Seven of those are for leap-years.

So if you've got some wacky October where there are five Mondays, five Tuesdays and five Wednesdays (in other words, halloween is on a Wednesday), then guess what. That combo has happened in 2007, 2001, 1990, 1979, 1973, 1962 and will happen again in 2018. Fill your hands with money bags!

Oh, I see. It happened last year too, but it was a leap year. Just like it did in 1984.

so a Facebook macro has LIED to us?