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― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 9:00 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark

Yes.

c'mon everyone knows the point of a piss race is to finish last.

Pint of piss race is a different thing

some pissing contests are determined by decibel level, others by distance, others by time and others still by sheer volume.

everyone is a peein' olympian

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4850

c'mon everyone knows the point of a piss race is to finish last.

That makes sense! Maybe that's what he said. The terms of the game were irrelevant b/c I'd already won no matter what the outcome.

decibel level!

loudest pisser in the west

my fav joe gage period extravaganza

lol

good-natured rollicking silliness with penises

new board description, please

thanks to an offhanded Twitter mention that led to a wholly horrifying site that I initally thought was satire, I google "manosphere" and omfg

oh dan

hah

Fuck me @ manosphere.

fuckin' yikes

Ended up reading a pile of nonsense by Roosh V about "elderly openings" and by some Polish-American guy about how you need to be sexist in this decadent feminist-controlled society, and I was just slack-jawed in amazement.

manosphere isnt what it used to be http://www.rooshv.com/the-manosphere-is-lost

that is exactly the link that introduced me to all of this that I initially thought was satire

its sad they were infiltrated

I mean, if someone decided to pee right next to me in a line of empty urinals it would make me uncomfortable because I don't like strangers watching me pee if I'm not consenting to it; it feels like a violation of sorts.

― Tamar Bibimbraxton (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 4 August 2013 15:23 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlIg7uUoW-Y

love the banner for rooshv.com - BANG DAY BANG ICELAND BANG

Most Feminist American Cities

1. Seattle – Tacoma

Even though it’s only the 15th most populated center in America, it had the highest FPC, scoring 2.77 standard deviations above the mean. For those of you who don’t know math, let me tell you that that’s insane. I’ve never been there before so can someone tell me is it just a city of ugly feminists walking around with Skrillex haircuts and stupid tattoos?

2. San Francisco – Oakland – San Jose

This should be no surprise to anyone. San Francisco is gay hipster central, Oakland is hippie Occupy central, and San Jose is Man Jose, though I hear the latter does have some beach babes. This metropolitan area scored 1.23 standard deviations above the mean.

3. Washington DC

My hometown, whoooooo! I’ve written extensively about how DC is a horrible place for men so I’m almost proud that it made the list. DC scored 1.07 standard deviations above the mean.

Other cities that scored high: Austin (0.75), Boston (0.62), Portland (0.56)

No heterosexual man who cares about his mental health and penile well-being should live in the above cities. Now let’s go the other way and list the three cities that have the least feminists per capita…

how would San Jose have beach babes????

lol at "standard deviations above the mean"

"For those of you who don’t know math, let me tell you that that’s insane."

oh shit I didn't even make it to the counterpoint cities:

"Least Feminist American Cities

1. Houston

I know nothing about Houston except that they have oil. Its standard deviation was -1.19.

2. Miami – Ft. Lauderdale

Sexy Latina women have absolutely no use for a feminist ideology that makes it harder for them to find a provider husband. It had a score of -1.10.

3. Dallas

It can’t be an accident that conservative Texan cities are also least feminist, while keepin-it-weird-and-gay Austin went the other way. Dallas had a score of -1.07.

Other cities that scored low: Phoenix (-0.93), Atlanta (-0.82), Baltimore (-0.57).

So there you have it—mathematical data on where feminists choose to nest. If you live in the top 3 feminist hellholes, you might want to think about getting out. I know I’m glad I did."

lol @ houston and dallas

Bobby G • 7 months ago −
I live in San Francisco. I'm 45. I've been in the game for a long time. San Francisco is a fucking jewel for me because the young idiot dudes here have no fucking idea how to get a girl to fuck them. I walk into a bar, and there are these gorgeous young babes waiting to get fucked, and the frat boys are busy being cool in front of each other and the hipsters couldn't rap their way out of a paper bag.

Take it from me. If your older readers are looking to bang younger chicks. This is heaven. Dress like you have money. Go to a nice bar. Give it some time. You'll be banging three or four different girls at a time, and I do mean girls, not hags in their thirties or forties.

John • 7 months ago
I blame the degrading of men from the corporation of our culture by fools that dress themselves like wise-men (or in DC wise-women). Listen you want to in-brace your manhood, simply listen to what your body and mind tells you. This is not difficult, its natural and it was built into us. There is a reason we as men have the urge to fight,fuck, and protect. I see the "Red Pill" as accepting what we as man are. After all would a Lion listen to the Lamb on how the Lion should Act, or should the Lamb listen?

yeah come guys, in-brace your manhood

kill all men

if i have a daughter, im just gonna give her a switchblade and a mean streak

and a skrillex haircut

too far

too face/off

it's a good thing I am a 30+ married hag who never leaves the house or I would be glassing douchebros left and right

hey remember how feminists (used to?) say the personal is political?

yeah well

http://www.rooshvforum.com/archive/index.php?thread-15211.html

tbh I'm not knowingly clicking on anything related to that dude again, no matter how horrifying the lols are

there's a map tho

as much as i'm enjoying you lot finding this garbage, i don't think the fascist poonhound scene is really in the spirit of elmo's thread?

it's probably a pretty tight venn diagram tho; all of this retro 'gentlemanly' bullshit is like a cunt hair away (IF YOU'LL FORGIVE THE EXPRESSION) from out-and-out reactionary craziness

I also kind of can't believe this isn't parody. As a "beta male" that happily cooks for my short-haired tattooed wife who makes more money to me, I'm kind of proud to live my life in opposition to this roosh guy.

money THAN me, that is

That thread with the map is scary as fuck.

it's probably a pretty tight venn diagram tho; all of this retro 'gentlemanly' bullshit is like a REDACTED hair away from out-and-out reactionary craziness

yeah i'm not interested in policing this thread for content but i do think this is otm

it's just weird to me how all these men come up with these bizarre self-revealing mythologies about what their dingus means and what it entitles them to and they form these little communities, these little fucked up internet enclaves of people, i'm honestly curious about how these people find each other and what they get from each other

San Jose has beach babes?!

Oh I see milo already covered that.