why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

this is giving me harrowing flashbacks to the barrage of "Silent Lunches" we were forced to endure whenever one of the asshole cool kids screamed out a swear word or if we were just bein too loud

At least they weren't Naked Lunches

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oh shit. is obama forcing him to fly a USSR flag?

The community's codes state that each home in the retirement community can only have one flag, but Lowe contends that the Marine Corps battle color is not a flag.

"I don't consider it a flag," Lowe told the station. "Most people don't. You talk to any Marine. Those are the colors."

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/07/31/georgia-marine-vet-fights-battle-to-fly-american-marine-corps-flags/#ixzz2bC82Qb4o

Maybe he shouldn't live in a shitty gated community with restrictive flag regulations then. XP

That misspelling of Captain totally made me read Marine as Martian.

Martian Caption

old people

Well at least people are focusing their energies on this rather than doing something useful.

"_____________ shared Cheech & Chong's photo."

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the idea that marijuana doesn't impair driving ability seems like one of the most pernicious lies ever

it's possible it's not as bad as alcohol in that regard, but still, i wouldn't do it

pernicious!

Anecdotal evidence but I was pretty much constantly high during my two years as a pizza deliverer ages ago and never had any problems. Never have and never would drive drunk though.

Cause that would be stupid and irresponsible, you know

no, joygoat. it is one of the most pernicious lies ever

when i have been high, it didn't seem like a good idea to be driving. i have a hard enough time not getting distracted in the first place.

I'm drunk, high, and posting to ilx while driving right now

wasn't going to post to ilx, but then I got high.

bet you all think you're pretty cool right about now.

i don't know much about the effects of marijuana on driving ability beyond what i have gleaned from firsthand experiences.

it seems like it would impair my driving ability at least.

I'm not cool and these are all horrible ideas, also driving sucks.

I'm very cool. I talk about pot on the internet with people like treeship.

vehicular ownership is the #1 cause of rising road related deaths. when was the last time you saw someone get in a car accident without a car?

needs stronger regulation imo

driving does suck xp. i am extremely absent minded and, as a youth, was hit by a car on two separate occasions. also once i was almost hit by a bus in copenhagen but my friend pulled me away. when i am around automobiles -- much less driving them -- i try to keep my wits about me. im not a cavalier or reckless driver at all and i hate when i am in the car with people who like to screw around by accelerating quickly or running red lights or driving while stoned or whatever.

I love driving. I've never been high. I am reasonably cool? I drink beer.

kids love it when i take the honda up on to two wheels. i gotta smoke a little crank first to get going, but we have fun.

lol what, you're supposed to be ultra-chill when driving stoned, you kids are smoking crack or something

pplains knows what I mean

b-b-but he said it was marijuana!

probably drinking all those mountain dews

rip 4loko

The girls give me chill vibes when I drive really fast then brake suddenly right up behind the car that was only a few feet in front of me.

The marijuana these days is of a much different strain than you were used to sparking up at H.O.R.D.E. tour, grampa.

Dude, think about it. What if marijuana didn't get you high?

can't think about mindblowing shit right now, i'm driving

what if you were high all the time, and marijuana made you sane?

"yeah man that's so true" *hits the bong*

*slams car into telephone poll*

bitch don't kill my v-iIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*drives off cliff*

maybe i just have bad role models because the first time i ever smoked pot with my dad he was driving

or maybe i am just unchill. there are studies to suggest it's fine and then other studies that suggest it's not, from what i have gathered by googling this issue.

Regardless of how we fared driving under various influences in the past, it just seems prudent not to do so again.

Yours,
Carl Agatha, Elderly Person

ps ban cars

can't wait until the iphone teleportation app is casually announced several years from now, rendering cars obsolete.

elmo, my man

colorado is trying to determine how many THCs you are allowed in your blood while driving, apparently you can breathalyze for it

finally we will be able to accurate say how stoned someone is

is a toke like one weed and if you use a bong is that like two weeds

how many weeds can I have and drive

they should let you smoke weed in those auto-pilot google cars

if driving while stoned is bad then i'm the absolute worst

sorry everyone