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manliest action is standing next to someone and pissing with such masculine force that they get significant splashback coming their way.

― Merdeyeux, Monday, 5 August 2013 14:32 (2 hours ago) Permalink

I like to just unzip, put both hands on my hips and let it do its own thing like "he's a big boy, he can take care of business himself." But you can also do kind of an exaggerated underhand grip like "Dang, this thing is heavy!" Hard to say which approach wins.

I was in the men's room at a 4 a.m. Appalachian/quasi-redneck karaoke bar in Chicago, peeing in the urinal when a not-redneck 20-something regular dude came in to pee in the toilet in the same bathroom. He was drunk, amiable, and energetic, and he challenged me to a race. He hurriedly pulled out his dong, said "Okay, go! Betcha 5 bucks I finish first!" He unselfconsciously monitored my progress, and I did the same. It was not a come-on, or like a closet-case making an excuse to check out a dick, just good-natured rollicking silliness with penises. I don't remember who won, but he laughed and said something along the lines of, "All right man! Good job!" and we fist-bumped.

what neighborhood was this in, I have my suspicions

carol's pub?

haaaa

imagine me entering a crowded restroom in a movie theatre or an airport and hollering as i pull out my junk OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS WANTS TO HAVE A TINKLE RACE

i'd do it

i mean drunk dude piss racing with no real stakes, just the thrill of the chase, this is the high life

streaming video

when i see a couple of dudes
and i guess they're piss racing and he's
just doing it for the thrill of the race,
i know this is paradise

^^ ilxors showing me how to be a better poster

carol's pub?

― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 9:00 AM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark

Yes.

c'mon everyone knows the point of a piss race is to finish last.

Pint of piss race is a different thing

some pissing contests are determined by decibel level, others by distance, others by time and others still by sheer volume.

everyone is a peein' olympian

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4850

c'mon everyone knows the point of a piss race is to finish last.

That makes sense! Maybe that's what he said. The terms of the game were irrelevant b/c I'd already won no matter what the outcome.

decibel level!

loudest pisser in the west

my fav joe gage period extravaganza

lol

good-natured rollicking silliness with penises

new board description, please

thanks to an offhanded Twitter mention that led to a wholly horrifying site that I initally thought was satire, I google "manosphere" and omfg

oh dan

hah

Fuck me @ manosphere.

fuckin' yikes

Ended up reading a pile of nonsense by Roosh V about "elderly openings" and by some Polish-American guy about how you need to be sexist in this decadent feminist-controlled society, and I was just slack-jawed in amazement.

manosphere isnt what it used to be http://www.rooshv.com/the-manosphere-is-lost

that is exactly the link that introduced me to all of this that I initially thought was satire

its sad they were infiltrated

I mean, if someone decided to pee right next to me in a line of empty urinals it would make me uncomfortable because I don't like strangers watching me pee if I'm not consenting to it; it feels like a violation of sorts.

― Tamar Bibimbraxton (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 4 August 2013 15:23 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlIg7uUoW-Y

love the banner for rooshv.com - BANG DAY BANG ICELAND BANG

Most Feminist American Cities

1. Seattle – Tacoma

Even though it’s only the 15th most populated center in America, it had the highest FPC, scoring 2.77 standard deviations above the mean. For those of you who don’t know math, let me tell you that that’s insane. I’ve never been there before so can someone tell me is it just a city of ugly feminists walking around with Skrillex haircuts and stupid tattoos?

2. San Francisco – Oakland – San Jose

This should be no surprise to anyone. San Francisco is gay hipster central, Oakland is hippie Occupy central, and San Jose is Man Jose, though I hear the latter does have some beach babes. This metropolitan area scored 1.23 standard deviations above the mean.

3. Washington DC

My hometown, whoooooo! I’ve written extensively about how DC is a horrible place for men so I’m almost proud that it made the list. DC scored 1.07 standard deviations above the mean.

Other cities that scored high: Austin (0.75), Boston (0.62), Portland (0.56)

No heterosexual man who cares about his mental health and penile well-being should live in the above cities. Now let’s go the other way and list the three cities that have the least feminists per capita…

how would San Jose have beach babes????

lol at "standard deviations above the mean"

"For those of you who don’t know math, let me tell you that that’s insane."

oh shit I didn't even make it to the counterpoint cities:

"Least Feminist American Cities

1. Houston

I know nothing about Houston except that they have oil. Its standard deviation was -1.19.

2. Miami – Ft. Lauderdale

Sexy Latina women have absolutely no use for a feminist ideology that makes it harder for them to find a provider husband. It had a score of -1.10.

3. Dallas

It can’t be an accident that conservative Texan cities are also least feminist, while keepin-it-weird-and-gay Austin went the other way. Dallas had a score of -1.07.

Other cities that scored low: Phoenix (-0.93), Atlanta (-0.82), Baltimore (-0.57).

So there you have it—mathematical data on where feminists choose to nest. If you live in the top 3 feminist hellholes, you might want to think about getting out. I know I’m glad I did."

lol @ houston and dallas

Bobby G • 7 months ago −
I live in San Francisco. I'm 45. I've been in the game for a long time. San Francisco is a fucking jewel for me because the young idiot dudes here have no fucking idea how to get a girl to fuck them. I walk into a bar, and there are these gorgeous young babes waiting to get fucked, and the frat boys are busy being cool in front of each other and the hipsters couldn't rap their way out of a paper bag.

Take it from me. If your older readers are looking to bang younger chicks. This is heaven. Dress like you have money. Go to a nice bar. Give it some time. You'll be banging three or four different girls at a time, and I do mean girls, not hags in their thirties or forties.

John • 7 months ago
I blame the degrading of men from the corporation of our culture by fools that dress themselves like wise-men (or in DC wise-women). Listen you want to in-brace your manhood, simply listen to what your body and mind tells you. This is not difficult, its natural and it was built into us. There is a reason we as men have the urge to fight,fuck, and protect. I see the "Red Pill" as accepting what we as man are. After all would a Lion listen to the Lamb on how the Lion should Act, or should the Lamb listen?

yeah come guys, in-brace your manhood

kill all men

if i have a daughter, im just gonna give her a switchblade and a mean streak

and a skrillex haircut

too far

too face/off

it's a good thing I am a 30+ married hag who never leaves the house or I would be glassing douchebros left and right

hey remember how feminists (used to?) say the personal is political?

yeah well

http://www.rooshvforum.com/archive/index.php?thread-15211.html