Five bucks says Modern Seinfeld and Seinfeld 2000 run by the same guy and Seinfeld 2000 is just how he vents his pain at having unlikely viral success.
― kaleb h. (Everything You Like Sucks), Sunday, 4 August 2013 03:36 (eleven years ago) link
i appreciate these new seinfields, i always wonder what the deals with thigns are.
― Spectrum, Sunday, 4 August 2013 03:40 (eleven years ago) link
feel like that secret egg mode is very common in certain megapopular tumblr posts and i'm sick of it
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 06:57 (eleven years ago) link
i too abhor that egg
― ogmor, Sunday, 4 August 2013 10:14 (eleven years ago) link
i'm pretty sure that a few 'weird twitter' personae contributed in one way or another but idk if utilitylimb / bibandit were among them -- i daresay it's a bit below his level of quality tbh
yeah as much as i dig it i'm 99.9% sure that dude isn't involved. it's co-written by this guy: https://twitter.com/planetoffinks and distributed by his tiny lil publishing house. he seems very nice
this egg thing is the exact vapid steve roggenbuck brand of """"""alt lit"""""" intentional-misspelling faux-wonder that makes me want to dig a fuckin hole and lie down in it
― Andrew Kornfan, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
lol that's on point but i feel like defending roggenbuck, who i actually do find funny when he isn't trying to sound meaningful (and only his vids, never the txt bs, so)
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
*shouting into a laptop in a field somewhere* Im kisseing u in my moms miinvan!!!! My dead gay dog maeks me epically loev lief!!!!!!!
― Andrew Kornfan, Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
it's mostly his silly voice tbh
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 4 August 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
i'm sorry you guys are so burned out on fun that you have to dismiss the 'faux-wonder' in this:
secret egg!! @raresecretegg 31 JulNow here we see a eagle looking for a meal. Whoa!! watch him SWoop down and GRAB the, telephone so he can order a pizZa with extra peperonys
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 5 August 2013 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
no sorry
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Monday, 5 August 2013 00:27 (eleven years ago) link
i like that as a parody of weird twitter groupies, tho it's probably just a weird twitter groupie
― Attractive Humas 2013 (a not-necessarily WS thread) (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 August 2013 00:29 (eleven years ago) link
it's a long tragic descent to go from the early tweets itt to this lukewarm shit
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 5 August 2013 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
and perfect timing for secret egg to be outed
secret egg!! @raresecretegg 30m@losdrogas its literally just me tweeting the most insipid shit possible but thanks haha
~ d r u g s ~ @losdrogas 27m@raresecretegg I hope a shitload of people paid for drawings oh I hope plz say yes
secret egg!! @raresecretegg 26m@losdrogas i;ve made over two hundred dollars off of this awful thing lmao
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 5 August 2013 02:11 (eleven years ago) link
haha
― lag∞n, Monday, 5 August 2013 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
I love life sometimes because of shit like that
― carlos danger zone (mh), Monday, 5 August 2013 02:38 (eleven years ago) link
ahahah. Owned.
― Andrew Kornfan, Monday, 5 August 2013 08:28 (eleven years ago) link
have now stopped being burned out on fun fyi
― the secret life of bantz (DJ Mencap), Monday, 5 August 2013 09:18 (eleven years ago) link
secret egg not as funny as wolfpupy, whos also kind of fallen off as of late
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
xp steve roggenbuck is a nice dude
― Treeship, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://p.jgnz.net/wtj/
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago) link
denim, do you even puke?
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 22:40 (eleven years ago) link
i want a cash with a bad blog and a anal turd
*kickflips over a sexy mom*
― R'LIAH (goole), Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:54 (eleven years ago) link
ok finally a twitter: the comic that i think actually works http://twitterthecomic.tumblr.com/post/57729048917/salesman-smashes-through-window-into-living-room
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 05:34 (eleven years ago) link
probably because it's not particularly Weird, just a joke
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 13:57 (eleven years ago) link
weird police itt
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link
please don't post that terrible comic strip again, it's so bad
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
it's like having someone literally explain a joke to you
― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago) link
this #RIPLarryShippers thing is doing my head in. youthful one direction fans are claiming that anywhere from 2 to 14 to 29 to 42 teen girls have committed suicide after being portrayed as crazy in a one direction documentary, and i'm astonished at what seems like THOUSANDS of young ppl taking this insane story at face value and penning heartbroken tweets about how heaven just gained 42 new angels. weird twitter is trying to troll them but it's like pissing into a credulous ocean.
― certified skeleton fucker (reddening), Friday, 16 August 2013 13:10 (eleven years ago) link
So who is Larry Shippers? That answer involves more of a “what” than a “who.” It’s a sub-group of 1D fans who fantasize about a “bromance,” or hidden love or some kind of fictional relationship between two of the band's members, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson, according to iDesignTimes.com.
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 August 2013 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
aren't there enough millions of adults on the internet who believe insane bullshit to not be surprised/care at all abt a bunch of preteens doing it
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 16 August 2013 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BRw5gn6CcAAUdHW.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 17 August 2013 00:07 (eleven years ago) link
besides, everyone knows Narry is the truth
― Andrew Kornfan, Saturday, 17 August 2013 01:42 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/KattWillFerrell/status/368222947351490560
― markers, Saturday, 17 August 2013 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
so uh where does this guy fit in http://www.twitter.com/mikecankiss69
― thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
that is not so much a 'weird twitter' as it is a 'weird person'
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 21 August 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
ha that was my immediate reaction but i initially found it through @fart and those guys retweeting him a bunch (and @bropair getting him to write "eli lake" on a diaper)
― thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Friday, 23 August 2013 05:22 (eleven years ago) link
(and @bropair getting him to write "eli lake" on a diaper)
^^ sadly enough i find this hilarious to an unreal degree
― R'LIAH (goole), Friday, 23 August 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago) link
bropair underrated imo
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 23 August 2013 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
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i think this is definitley weird twitter, weird twitter is also about finding cucks and diaperists and furries on twitter and retweeting the hell out of them
― 乒乓, Friday, 23 August 2013 16:38 (eleven years ago) link
hes an object of weird twitter fascination
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
"weird twitter" is defined by the humor of a group, so them bringing it to our attention counts, but that dude in himself is just a diaper fetishist and not part of weird twitter
― mh, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
this is an important discussion. i'm glad we're having it.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Friday, 23 August 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
don't click on that twitter link y'all
― markers, Friday, 23 August 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
esp at work
lol yeah def nsfw. I remember the furry fascination which seems to have died down a bit
― thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Friday, 23 August 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
Who died and made you the president of weird twitter
― 乒乓, Friday, 23 August 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
wolfpupy
― mh, Friday, 23 August 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/WhiteFeminist
this account is fucking incredible
― (what was the purpose of that stupid costume) (DJP), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago) link
White Feminist @WhiteFeminist 29 Jul1 of my dreams is 2 open an organic #FoodTruck to help #SistersOfColour w/ their #fastfood addiction. #DropTheChickenWingNPickUpALettuceLeaf
1 of my dreams is 2 open an organic #FoodTruck to help #SistersOfColour w/ their #fastfood addiction. #DropTheChickenWingNPickUpALettuceLeaf