why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

also i don't think that person has ever been to paris or a cafe

Facebook and Twitter are perfect Paris cafes.

I was fascinated that Panera exists in the far northeast already

can we plz refer to it as Pantera so I can at least get lols out of that dull place

I just get mac and cheese when I end up there

otm

Just call it "St Louis Bread Company"

When I go to a cafe I usually bring the New Yorker, eat quickly and GTFO.

I like the implication that Buzzfeed's readers spend the rest of their time digging into Sartre and the daily newspaper and are merely engaging in the fundamentally and equally human diversion of seeing twenty Disney characters and vegetables that kinda look like them. Or maybe he's saying that the non-cat content on Buzzfeed is the equivalent of Sartre. I have no idea because his use of language is incoherent, blundering and unfocused, almost as if he had been "dumbed down" or something.

Local iOS programming group meets at a Panera. A lot of techie/business networking groups use them as makeshift meeting places. Dull, but the drip coffee is OK and their slightly stale cinnamon rolls are surprisingly good.

I work near a Panera and eat there too often, in all honesty

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/beauty-weird-places-25.jpg

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/beauty-weird-places-5.jpg

"His dream was to be a quadriplegic wildlife artist"

"wresting"

guy had a lot of time on his mouth

that inspirational internet image gave me the bravery to finally follow through on my dream: murdering people who create inspirational internet images

More metal bands doing inspirational deeds for injured teens:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmNApZRy3wk

haha

xpost whatever man i don't need to justify myself to some monochrome raptor bird

That metal band one =

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFFQpd9akSg

Obligatory "TTTIIIIMMMMMAAAHHHHHH!"

Paris Cafe

http://i.imgur.com/vY7Zh6L.jpg

being awesome due to aliveness is some breathing air merit badge shit

http://i.imgur.com/1O21uET.jpg

a+ pplains

whoa

pplains v. Z S showdown GO

BAAAhahahhahahah

looool

pplains TKO

Metal band with wheelchair kid is Voivod?

pplains!

https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1010363_659512814078184_969786221_n.jpg

ahahahaha

the evil muslims are gonna invade u kno, need an assault rifle for when it's time to go all duke nukem obv

not even gonna start w/"government atrocities"

which one keeps the king of england out of your face

for when the... evil dem representatives turn into a mob of zombies and personally attack your house?

government: we are going to do soem atrocities
gun dude: noooooooooooooooo
*sprays bullets*
blonde lady: oh gun dude, u prevented a government atrocity
*a pool of blood seeps toward them, a mass of writhing dying bodies promoting voting rights revealed in the background*

mugger: i am a mugger and i have a gun. forfeit ur property 2 me.
gun dude: guess what, i too have a gun.
mugger: this must be a stalema--
*gun dude shoots mugger until empty*
gun dude: haw haw haw haw haw

plane hijacker: EVERYBODY FREEZE - THIS IS A HIJACK!
gun dude: I dun think so, bud. (pulls out assault rifle)
hijacker: woah cool, how'd you get that on the plane?
gun dude: lots of freedom fighter sympathizers in the TSA. read yr blogs.
hijacker: well that's too bad, cuz this plane is going where I s-
*gun dude fires multiple rounds, hitting key equipment, windows, and fuxxoring cabin pressure*
passenger #1: YOU ASSHOLE! NOW WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
gun dude: Yes...but on OUR terms.

*crash*

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/filepicker%2FEQi0jRD0TLa3zsQpuwaL_supersoaker.jpg

You need these for when the kid next door is being an asshole

when the government's at your door, demanding your supersoakers, it's time you turned the tables

telescopic rifle looks a bit cumbersome for robbing the local tesco express imo

that's what separates them from the muggers IMO

a gun that spits out meals is pretty groovy

sadly it's mostly just Healthy Choice dinners

when the government's at your door, demanding your supersoakers, it's time you turned the tables

When they kick out your front door
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on the trigger of your gun

Carjackers! That's a self-defense bogeyman I haven't heard in a while.