"This restaurant really blows!"
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link
― Mark G, Monday, 19 August 2013 08:47 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/08/26/p465/130826_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 19 August 2013 08:48 (ten years ago) link
"MANIC STREET PREACHERS???"
― Mark G, Monday, 19 August 2013 08:49 (ten years ago) link
"HULK BOW DOWN FOR NO-ONE!"
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Monday, 19 August 2013 09:00 (ten years ago) link
is that even a joke?
― Shamrock Shoe (LocalGarda), Monday, 19 August 2013 09:08 (ten years ago) link
Thats p good imo
― dmacation problem (darraghmac), Monday, 19 August 2013 09:12 (ten years ago) link
something something broga
― Øystein, Monday, 19 August 2013 09:18 (ten years ago) link
"This is normal? What an asshole!"
― Grampsy, Monday, 19 August 2013 11:31 (ten years ago) link
"I said relax!"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 August 2013 11:43 (ten years ago) link
I've been trying to come up with a 'You wouldn't like me when I'm x' pun, but can't think of any pieces of yoga jargon that sound like 'angry'.
― Eight Model Play, Monday, 19 August 2013 11:45 (ten years ago) link
God, I just read that last post back and had a really depressing, 'WTF am I doing with my life' type response.
― Eight Model Play, Monday, 19 August 2013 11:52 (ten years ago) link
"NO ONE DISPARAGES TATTY CONDITION OF HULK'S YOGA PANTS"
― Eight Model Play, Monday, 19 August 2013 11:57 (ten years ago) link
"HULK _AM_ RELAXED!!!" seems obvious but right
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 August 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link
"HULK MAKE $94K WITH FULL BENNIES!!"
― Poliopolice, Monday, 19 August 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link
chuckle
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link
"THIS ONE CALLED 'HULK HATE YOGA' POSE"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 19 August 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link
"HULK RELAXED AS HULK GET"
(shit, I don't know the rules of Hulk-grammar)
― Øystein, Monday, 19 August 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link
(which I realized now I basically stole from Forks -- øystein sorry )
― Øystein, Monday, 19 August 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link
"WHY HULK NO GET BROADWAY MUSICAL?!"
― Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 19 August 2013 18:05 (ten years ago) link
"HULK HATE PUNY BANDHAS!"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 19 August 2013 18:10 (ten years ago) link
HULK KNOW HOW BREATHE
― jel --, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 10:48 (ten years ago) link
^
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 10:54 (ten years ago) link
^^^
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:49 (ten years ago) link
except they probably won't run the word "hulk" in the winners as it's a copyright so figure "ME AM RELAXED" or "ME KNOW HOW TO BREATHE" instead
― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:52 (ten years ago) link
"Enough with the Bikram baloney! I'm shvitzing here! S'all right, you're good people."
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link
http://www.dragonrouge.fr/en/work/relay
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/07/29/g290/130729_contest_g290.jpg1st: "Just water for me, thanks."2nd: "Or I could teach you how to fish."3rd: "They lied—I'm from Brooklyn."
Hmm, the 1st place is fair enough, the 3rd is the archetypical NYorker style caption, yeah?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 08:13 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/02/p465/130902_contest_p465.jpg
"You've changed, son."
― wombspace (abanana), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 10:23 (ten years ago) link
"not on a Sunday, please"
― Wantaway striker (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 10:26 (ten years ago) link
"purely beginners luck. double or quits on striking thrice."
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 10:29 (ten years ago) link
"Oi! I'm the Phantom of the Paradise!"
― Man of Steel 2: Affleck Boogaloo (snoball), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 10:32 (ten years ago) link
"Remember, this is the only way we send messages around here. Because god hates fax."
― Man of Steel 2: Affleck Boogaloo (snoball), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 10:35 (ten years ago) link
"Why aren't you aiming at the gentle people who don't deserve it?"
― Z S, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 12:07 (ten years ago) link
"Precision might be more economical, but where's the feeling?"
― Øystein, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link
"Are you sure this is how you install Flash?"
― Man of Steel 2: Affleck Boogaloo (snoball), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
"Aim for the Jew!"
― Øystein, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/08/26/g290/130826_contest_g290.jpg
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:38 (ten years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2013/09/09/p465/130909_contest_p465.jpg
"i love you but the sex just isn't working out"
― Wantaway striker (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:40 (ten years ago) link
'Thank you for watching Snail of the Centaury'
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:51 (ten years ago) link
i'll come out of my shell if you get down from your high horse
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:53 (ten years ago) link
"This latest ITV-celeb-dancing-show-to-somehow-rival-Strictly is going to be a non-starter."
― TO BE PLAYED AT MINIMUM VOLUME (snoball), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 11:44 (ten years ago) link
"Just rented The Fly. Not recommended, unless you're into depressing documentaries."
― Grampsy, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 11:49 (ten years ago) link
"Say what you will, but you wouldn't believe the rent!"
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 12:10 (ten years ago) link
*panting* "ok than, best of three?"
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 12:38 (ten years ago) link
Someone tell me that they sell Viennese Whirls in America before I waste an entire afternoon thinking up a tenuous Half Man Half Biscuit joke.
― i'll be your mraz (NickB), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 12:58 (ten years ago) link
prob winner
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 13:40 (ten years ago) link
agreed.
tbh i dont understand why ppl felt the need to carry on after it but i mean i'll play along i spose, throw another few in in case there's a quota.
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 13:48 (ten years ago) link