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Aw, Jess, I didn't know you cared!

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 06:52 (twenty-three years ago)

considering the amount of posting you've done here, I think it's disinegenuous to call the thread "godawful," that's all--and overdefensive to get miffed at my pointing this out, as you did or seemed to do above. also, you and I may have crossed wires on the meaning of that word (now where have we heard about this before?): I meant that it's interesting/stimulating as an argument, you seem to have meant something else. problem, hopefully, resolved.

M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 06:54 (twenty-three years ago)

momus: haha nice try sucker.

matos: apparently so.

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 06:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Interesting that Nick brings up Ken Tynan, his evil dead twin ;-p. Also a few years before that, you had the Lady Chatterley's Lover obscenity trial, which brought 'fuck' into most nice middle-class homes once Lawrence's publishers won their case. So I'd argue that 'fuck' was germinating for a couple of years before Ken mouthed off on the telly. And I'd also argue that good old-fashioned anglo-saxon terms like that don't have connotations of racism or sexism that need thinking about, and don't actually have any associations with people oppressing others.

I'm not a fogey for finding Vice tactics kind of suspect in a boring lowest-common-denominator sort of way (and yeah, they are Albiniesque - yucch - and in the parlance, Albini = weenie).Someone upthread mentioned the whole 'clothes + swearing = junior high' vibe of Vice. I'm of the opinion that ALL of the current celebrity culture is just way too much like junior/high school - which is exactly why I loathe it. In that context Vice is just in compliance with stuff like:

People who are considered 'popular' (insert your fave TV presenter here) but nobody you ask actually likes them, or knows why they're popular.

Having to have the hot new label before everyone else, but not being seen to be imitating someone 'popular'.

Really mainstreamed approach to what's cool.

Getting the smart/artistic kids to do all your work for you, then passing it off as your own, and then calling names in a just-joshing way.

Bleurggh.

suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 07:06 (twenty-three years ago)

People who are considered 'popular' (insert your fave TV presenter here) but nobody you ask actually likes them, or knows why they're popular...

Hey, you're already gathering features ideas to pitch to the editors! You're a sly one!

How about 'The Vice Guide To Why Vice Totally, Like, Sucks And MUST DIE'?

Oh, sorry, Jess got that one.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 07:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus do you think Bob Dylan has either listened to or thought about Eminem? (Also B D has been wrong about a great many things so yes I think Nitsuh's qn remains completely valid, unless evangelical Xtianity has suddenly become yr bag!) (I am very sympathetic to Bob here - the terrible purgatorial boredom that must engulf him when questions like "So whaddaya think of Eminem huh huh" veer into view must be nigh on unbearable for the old boy)

Also if Vice is more subversive than Bill Gates cos its smaller and less powerful then surely NOT HAVING A MAGAZINE AT ALL is even more subversive yay! From where I'm sitting, if you're dealing with advertisers etc you're PART of the status quo, you're doing fuck all against it.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 08:09 (twenty-three years ago)

What is more boring, people trying to be shocking or people affecting to be bored by people trying to be shocking?

dave q, Wednesday, 16 October 2002 08:20 (twenty-three years ago)

People affecting to be bored by people affecting to be bored by people trying to be shocking.

Jody Beth Rosen, Wednesday, 16 October 2002 08:23 (twenty-three years ago)

The bullshit of Vice's bully boy position needn't be limited to race or gender issues anyway, as reasonable as I think those objections are. Anti-intellectualism as a pose isn't in itself a problem -- the problem isn't folks saying "I hate people who overanalyze movies and music. Fuck that, let's talk about what ROCKS!" The problem is that it's very rare that this sort of anti-intellectualism gets so boring that it can't leave the squares alone, that it delights first in mocking the squares, then trying to spoil their fun, drown out their voices, and then trying to hurt or destroy them. If Vice can be said to be consistent in any way (and that's sort of pushing it), it's in following this line of rhetoric. And it's all very clever and harmless, except it's neither -- it's as old as the schoolyard bully -- no, it's older, as old as the first person who threw rocks at the weirdos approaching -- and it's as harmless as any propaganda that seeks to completely dominate any discussion whatsoever -- more and more hear it, more and more believe it, and some of the listeners are stupider or braver (depending on your point of view) than the writers and start really kicking nerd ass. Ha ha fucking ha.

Karma is a bitch, Momus, and it will come down on your ass.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 08:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus do you think Bob Dylan has either listened to or thought about Eminem?

He may have done. I know another radical iconoclast who marked a decade, Malcolm McLaren, thinks Eminem is the closest thing the world has now to a Sex Pistols.

Nitsuh's question was not 'invalid', but it was a question which questioned questioning itself. It seemed to imply a deep conservatism. Why, one implication of the question runs, would anyone even want to make a statement that society might find uncomforable? And I'm astonished to have to even answer that, but I will. The American and French revolutions, for one thing, would never have happened if people had never, for fear of giving offence or going out on a limb -- or even causing some bloodshed -- questioned the status quo.

From where I'm sitting, if you're dealing with advertisers etc you're PART of the status quo, you're doing fuck all against it.

That's kind of binary, isn't it? You have to be totally outside, in which case you're powerless, or totally inside, in which case you're corrupted and complicit? Such fatalism breeds a terrible complacency, methinks.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 08:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Karma is a bitch, Momus, and it will come down on your ass.

Now I'm being threatened with Hindu theological concepts! For what crime, exactly? Hope?

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 08:34 (twenty-three years ago)

How many posts about vice magazine does it take to screw a lightbulb?

naked as sin (naked as sin), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 08:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Not hope; cheering on folks whose writing may constitute a serious threat to you, your artfag friends, and the things y'all love..

Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 08:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I take your point, Colin, but it's a restatement of a conservative fear. This argument appears in many forms:

Yes, the ancien regime is bad, but if we revolt and try to found a republic there will be a Terror and then a Dictator, and isn't that worse?

Yes, if liberals take over the language and semiology of fascists it will diminish the power of fascist heraldry, but it will inevitably make fascism more acceptable. Let's not go down that path!

Yes, 'A Clockwork Orange' contains an intelligent critique of power, but if we release it with a U certificate young and impressionable people will just pick up on the violence and the streets will be full of mayhem.

The end results of the caution behind this argument is 'put all that nasty stuff back in Pandora's box'. But you can't. So what you do is make a liberal version of the New Brutalism. Which is what Vice is. There's a pretty obvious Reithian spirit lurking just behind its faux-brutalism. What makes it a successful mass market product is precisely this clever combination of Apollo and Dionysus.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 08:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus Nitsuh's question doesn't imply that at all. You were suggesting that controversy/transgression is a de facto good - for Nitsuh to be questioning that doesn't make Nitsuh's position the binary opposite, that controversy is a de facto bad. He's saying that its up to people to work out for themselves whether a transgression is good - eg against the status quo of British colonial rule - or bad.

Meanwhile I'm delighted to have made a statement SO binary that it brought that accusation from you! I suppose what I'm saying is that a magazine's sphere of influence (i.e. the things it actually can 'subvert') doesn't generally include Bill Gates and his cronies. The only things it can 'subvert' are its audience and the fashion system its operating in: accepting advertising, getting rich and floating on a coke'n'hype bubble for as long as it lasts are all wonderful things (particularly if you're a Vice magazine editor!) but I don't see where the subversion comes in.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 08:54 (twenty-three years ago)

It would appear that Momus properly read "gets so boring" as "doesn't get so boring" in my long post; others should do so as well.

"So what you do is make a liberal version of the New Brutalism."

Are you so bereft of imagination that you cannot think of any other way to address the very real threat of the New Fascism? If so, we're in trouble.

Are so bereft of imagination that you can only read "let's not go down that path" as "let's not go down any path"? If so, you're in trouble.

Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 09:04 (twenty-three years ago)

"Why, one implication of the question runs, would anyone
even want to make a statement that society might find uncomforable? "

The issue is about questioning everything, not about questioning nothing, Momus. I'm astonished that I have to point out that your 'status quo' isn't a monolithic bloc but an innumerable range of different and nuanced worldview spinning around a hegemonic axis. You seem enormously keen to point out the enormous fluidity and multiplicitly of language (whilst simultaneously trying to explain that some in-groups have special access to what's really happening right now); would it kill you to acknowledge that this is true of meaning, culture and society more generally?

"The American and French revolutions, for one thing, would never have
appened if people had never, for fear of giving offence or going out on a limb -- or even causing some bloodshed -- questioned the status quo."

You said way way above that: change is normal (check) and that nothing changed unless people stuck their necks out (not check) (no pun intended juxtaposing that next to the French Revolution). By temperament I'm a utopian idealist, but even I can see that social and cultural change is the water we swim in. IT's dialectical, not the exclusive result of a bunch of avant-guardistes pushing the boat out and looking on with an 'I told you so' smile as we all eventually catch up with them.

Ellie (Ellie), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 09:06 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't see where the subversion comes in

Well, even to use the word subversive, as the Nerds piece does, in a positively-loaded way is a start. I don't see Maxim or Loaded talking about how they feel let down by people they had hoped would be more 'subversive'. It's also rather interesting that they use contemporary art to illustrate a teenzine-type article. Nobody was forcing them to do that. And nobody is forcing them to write about figures like Larry Clark, who is genuinely a subversive character, whether you like what he does or not.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 09:08 (twenty-three years ago)

(WARNING: Meta-post)

Ellie / Tom, can I just say, on this question of binaries, that you can use binaries (we all do and we all have to) without pledging allegiance to their arbitrary divisions, which always fail reality. Eno has a nice riff (in his 'Swollen Appendices') about 'axis thinking'. Imagine a pile of spills. Each represents a binary concept: short / long, black / white, good / bad... Each on its own is flat and reductive. But imagine them all stuck through each other. That's more like reality. It's 3D. You can locate a point in the middle of your cat's cradle of spills, and it'll be at *this* point on the binary spill 'wet /dry', and *this* point on the binary spill 'rough / smooth'.

I'd also cite Barthes, who said that language structures our thought, but that we should learn to 'abjure' its structures, in other words abandon them quickly, like temporary scaffolding.

Misunderstanding of these points is why I'm so often accused in these threads of setting up binaries but also of abandoning them and changing positions. That's the whole point. Apollo / Dionysus, for instance, is a binary. But it's only when you put it up against another binary like 'Left wing / Right wing' that the dialectics -- and the thinking -- really begins.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 09:30 (twenty-three years ago)

So [Brian Eno] skipped hate and went on to the next phase, working with the new context.

I think you mean collaborating.

(Rimshot.)

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 09:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm coming off as a bit of an Eno groupie on this thread!

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 09:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Why, one implication of the question runs, would anyone even want to make a statement that society might find uncomforable? And I'm astonished to have to even answer that, but I will.

I now have a computer screen full of coffee.

Momus = an MP on Question Time. "I'm very glad you asked that question. (Answers different question)"

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 09:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, go on, tell me what the question was all about? I read it this way, but I may be wrong:

Momus
Oy smartass!

can you explain why exactly
You probably can't, but come on, we want to see you wriggle a bit

you see inherent value
The word 'inherent' means the questioner wants you to explain without reference to any contingent or contractual value. He's forcing you to be a Platonist, knowing full well you aren't one.

in people's doing things society disapproves of?
Wha...? I thought this was going to be hard. Is he really asking me to justify any form of action which is not in total lockstep with some notional monolithic society?

As you can see, when I look more closely I see that Nitsuh's very question was full of propositions ('inherent value', the idea of society en masse 'disapproving') which are alien to my conception of the world. Perhaps he meant it as a trick question.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 10:11 (twenty-three years ago)

The word 'inherent' means the questioner wants you to explain without reference to any contingent or contractual value.

I would read it as applying to a range of objects as applying to the characteristics that they have in common, that distinguishes them from what they aren't, which is (to start with) the single-facet description of those objects that is the next clause. Would the word "intrinsic" help instead?

Is he really asking me to justify any form of action which is not in total lockstep with some notional monolithic society?

You've loaded this sentence the wrong way round. He's asking if you will justify "(any form of action...)" which is a large group with only one obvious thing in common, not that you pick any (form of action...) and justify that one thing.

Perhaps he meant it as a trick question

Then why did you answer?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 10:30 (twenty-three years ago)

He can't resist a new trick?

suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 10:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, Andrew, I see your point, he's saying 'Why make the argument that any and all forms of socially disapproved behaviour are better than all forms of socially approved behaviour, at all times?'

And my answer lies in my refusal of the idea that there really is, as he implies, a monolithic society out there with only one standard of conduct, one model of human interaction, one ethics, etc. If there's even a possibility of such a world outside the ant kingdom, it must be seen as the worst possible nightmare scenario.


In a pluralistic society, dissent, disagreement and debate between people with different worldviews (like the Vice thread itself!) are signs that things are working as they should. All forms of behaviour will be disapproved at some point, from some position. That's okay. What's not okay is to try and stamp out behaviours you see as transgressive or divisive. That's basically cheerleading for antworld. And I thought there was somthing, if not antish, at least waspish in Nitsuh's question. I was guilty until proven innocent, because I was championing a form of expression that would inevitably annoy someone, somewhere.

Responding with talk of 'the status quo' was probably not useful, I will admit, and I think Ellie picked me up on that.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 11:07 (twenty-three years ago)

but then they had to go and fuck it up and spell the nationality "Columbian" in the title. Talk about not caring.

That could just reflect on Vice's copy editors, assuming they have any.

j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 11:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't see why Ilx-ers object so much to Vice, when the mag has so much in common with ilx (current thread titles here include "Most Talented Wife Beaters" and "Flock of Perversions" featuring some clown porn courtesy of the otherwise easily offended jody beth.)lots of jr high nostalgia and 'what kind of shoes/make-up/hat is cool?' threads, open discussions of drug use, conspiracy theories, etc. etc. etc. plus good, fresh writing from young'uns.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 12:27 (twenty-three years ago)

...jess's running jokes about "fisting", kodanashi & geoff, the racial politics of "wmwedaw" (the no. 2 thread of all time now?), "nigga" has been used in many posts without any complaint from the community, and "queer, faggot" etc. is used by gay posters often, & this very thread - which shows how interested ilxer's are in talking about these issues

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 12:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Its New Brutalism is a pastiche, a well-captured adolescent voice designed to alienate one generation and consequently attract a new, younger one and pass it on to the advertisers.

Well, it ain't working- I showed it to some of my friends (and We Are The Kids, 'natch), and we pretty much agreed it was bollocks and that, generally speaking, the bullies at our school are much more creative with the term "faggot" than Vice is.

Yes, the ancien regime is bad, but if we revolt and try to found a republic there will be a Terror and then a Dictator, and isn't that worse?

Ha ha ha cf: Portuguese history 1908-1975

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 16 October 2002 12:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Fritz I get your point but where in Vice magazine are the birthday threads, the i'm-depressed-help-me counselling, the impassioned post-9/11 debate, the multi-viewpoint discussion on the issues you mention, the uncool goofiness, the minutae of underground stations, the general if flawed attempts at inclusiveness. There's a difference between something being part of what a community does and an editorially-directed line. Now I don't read the mag so maybe it has all that and more - set me straight!

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 12:44 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, there's no real give and take like there is here, it's a different medium - but I'm just surprised that people can happily discuss & goof around about touchy issues here but get outraged when other people do EXACTLY the same thing in a magazine.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 12:54 (twenty-three years ago)

and a big part of the Vice editorial stance is modeled on the way people talk to one another within a community - the way people speak when they are confident that their slang, jargon & jokes will be understood, that uncertainty is ok in a narrative stance, that the narrator can be wrong or ridiculous and the reader is smart enough to "get it".

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 13:05 (twenty-three years ago)

This explains why the Vice articles I've read have struck me as being like Pitchfork articles/reviews, Fritz.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 13:10 (twenty-three years ago)

well, generally i think that vice writers are a little more clued-in and (intentionally) funnier than pitchfork's but that's just me... but yeah, i think it's more or less the same stratagem but pitchfork is boring because it's all about deadly serious opinions about boring music

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 13:19 (twenty-three years ago)

The thing is, Momus, that all the evidence suggests that what you really mean is "I like Vice Magazine because it irritates so many people, and I like it when people are irritated." The arguments you make in defense of its fratboys-with-laptops-in New York, maaaan look and sound like a lot like fancy window-dressing: a defensive strike against somebody saying "Jeez, you like that dull stuff? You got bad taste!" I think that what's going on in this thread is that people are sensing your ex-post-facto rationale for your response to liking Vice, and are annoyed at the way your argument conveniently dismisses anything against it as "reactionary."

I would say that "irritating=good" is one of the least interesting formulae around, just for the record, and cite the Insane Clown Posse as evidence of my claim.

J0hn Darn1ell3, Wednesday, 16 October 2002 13:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I was nodding along in complete agreement with you right up until that last sentence.

CLOWN LUV! (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 13:23 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd just like to suggest that if people are 1/2 as offended by the use of words like "nigga", "faggot", etc. on ILx as they seem to be when it is used in Vice then they should go clean up the Jay-Z vs. Nas thread.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 13:28 (twenty-three years ago)

or explain exactly why it's OK when "we" do it and it's not ok when "they" do it.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 13:32 (twenty-three years ago)

It's a context question, though, Fritz -- a southern drawl is value-neutral until Shania Twain is affecting one ("But I'm from southern Alberta, doesn't that count?"), at which point it's nauseating. Trust-fund babies aping dialect for laffs is understandably annoying to lots of people, and not in a "whoa, I'm annoyed, my response must indicate the presence of some new and radical idea that's so forward-thinking I can't really stomach it all at once" but in a "Christ almighty, I could've put that diploma to good use instead of just using it to up my Q rating" annoying.

Or, as my betters once put it, "Wicked clown, wicked clown/wicked clown, wicked clown/wicked clown, wicked clown/wicked wicked wicked clown."

J0hn Darn1ell3, Wednesday, 16 October 2002 13:40 (twenty-three years ago)

"I might pull your tongue out ya mouth and try to hang ya!" - ICP, "The Show Must Go On"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 13:44 (twenty-three years ago)

it is a context question. why is our context assumed to be intelligent and fair and their context assumed to be dumb and cruel?

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 13:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Because our context allows for explanation and dialogue. Their context screams, "IF YOU DON'T GET IT, FUCK OFF!"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 13:54 (twenty-three years ago)

wait wait Fritz who's "us" and who's "them" here

J0hn Darn1ell3, Wednesday, 16 October 2002 13:58 (twenty-three years ago)

"us" = Pink Floyd
"them" = classic rawkers

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 14:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I have to say I like Fritz's take on the parallels between Vice and ILX, Tom's note of the obvious differences notwithstanding. Would we hate, say, Ramosi if he wrote for Vice when we love him here?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 14:14 (twenty-three years ago)

or explain exactly why it's OK when "we" do it and it's not ok when "they" do it.

because "they" do it at the exclusion - no the DERISION - of everything else. as tom alluded to, ilx's own vice-isms are read within the context of ilx as a whole. if ilx were JUST those things (fisting jokes, "nigga please", drug refs, whatever), i'd guess that it'd have a VERY different demographic overall.

i'm not for one moment suggesting that vice isn't reflective of the way that people speak at times, nor am i saying that there isn't value to what they do. in fact, i admitted *way* upthread that they sometimes "hit at the root of a subject with more effectiveness and insight than anyone else"

what i object to is the way that their VERY one-dimensional dialectic is proferred as a complete and whole and 'real' lifestyle. i mean, you can't deny that what they do is generally to the exclusion of reasoned debate or considered opinion (their 'serious' stuff is always coded by an "aw shit" moment of faux-earnestness). it's clowning. it's anti-intellectual. and it's that which makes me really question momus' prevailing theory that they're using these epithets in an earnest attempt to subvert their meanings. rather than, say, subverting the meanings in an honest attempt to use these epithets.

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 14:14 (twenty-three years ago)

btw fritz, i'm really glad you're weighing in on this. i feel like we're finally getting somewhere.

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 14:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, I just read their "Dos and Don'ts" and it was HILARIOUS.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 14:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah John is right - ILX and a magazine are different media but the difference in media is actually key not incidental.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 14:23 (twenty-three years ago)


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