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whats up?

dylannn, Saturday, 27 July 2013 21:12 (twelve years ago)

the price of vegetables

j., Saturday, 27 July 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)

i don't care if it's mesclun. years of picking off iceberg stumps and peruvian midwinter tomatoes have trained me: pop the top and discard all excess vegetables.

dylannn, Sunday, 28 July 2013 01:10 (twelve years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/28/article-2380308-1B080039000005DC-23_634x683.jpg

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 29 July 2013 01:58 (twelve years ago)

Somehow that makes me want to be a vegetarian even harder.

all other cassettes are better off crushed (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 29 July 2013 03:50 (twelve years ago)

if i was just veggie for ethical reasons i would totally eat in vitro meat

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 July 2013 12:27 (twelve years ago)

B-b-but the cow didn't consent to having her stem cells harvested!

nickn, Monday, 29 July 2013 17:04 (twelve years ago)

But a good hamburger is not 100% lean. Do they have a plan to grow in-vitro fat to get that good 80/20 mix?

things are going to get better or worse (WilliamC), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:06 (twelve years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XskwWPbXC5A/UEKM-VS2AKI/AAAAAAAABHs/C_aJ63HTroM/s200/Toffiffee1.jpg

delicious stem cells

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 July 2013 17:16 (twelve years ago)

that's new?

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)

http://www.burgerbusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/BK_GarlicMeatBest.png

j., Tuesday, 30 July 2013 06:32 (twelve years ago)

so far, american fast food restaurants seem resistant to the idea of multiple animals represented on a hamburger. i think. right? at least a chicken burger slammed onto the top of a hamburger would seem bizarre.

dylannn, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 06:44 (twelve years ago)

i've heard there are mcdonalds where you can straight up order a mcgangbang and they'll make it for you

乒乓, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 06:55 (twelve years ago)

but the making of it seems like a pleasure which you wouldn't want to deprive yourself of

乒乓, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 07:00 (twelve years ago)

pork accents, ok; full pork representation alongside beef or chicken, no go

j., Tuesday, 30 July 2013 07:07 (twelve years ago)

Look at the garlic slices on that thing. Jesus.

all other cassettes are better off crushed (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 08:40 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5K9PHap.jpg

http://www.boston.com/business/news/2013/08/06/taco-bell-expanding-test-waffle-taco-breakfast/VawV1fjUCPzxmYOuPFBklK/story.html

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:10 (twelve years ago)

staring slackly at this like it's an indecent gif in the nsfw thread

szarkasm (schlump), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:26 (twelve years ago)

one of my fave tortas is one with ham, chicken and beef on it. mmmm.

i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:29 (twelve years ago)

i hate that this is generating discussion of whether or not a waffle taco is a good idea in general. waffle sandwiches of any kind are undeniable, like at lucky j's in austin or at my house, but of course taco bell are going to make a terrible version of it.

precious bonsai children of new york (Jordan), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)

I deny waffle sandwiches.

Thrice!

get in yr plastic FEMA coffin & stop asking questions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 8 August 2013 05:02 (twelve years ago)

do they make it so it holds that shape??

(please let the answer be yes, a thousand tiems yes)

j., Thursday, 8 August 2013 05:09 (twelve years ago)

gross. Aren't waffles sweet?

Sick Rave and the Bad Speed (S-), Friday, 16 August 2013 01:54 (twelve years ago)

have you ever had a waffle

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 16 August 2013 01:56 (twelve years ago)

http://www.burgerbusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/EpicBurger_CronutBurger.jpg

johnny crunch, Friday, 16 August 2013 01:57 (twelve years ago)

have you ever seen a cuter cronut burger

johnny crunch, Friday, 16 August 2013 01:57 (twelve years ago)

Oh barf.

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Friday, 16 August 2013 04:25 (twelve years ago)

http://www.cnfood.cn/infouploadimg/1209/1347591031.jpg

dylannn, Friday, 16 August 2013 09:04 (twelve years ago)

http://i2.s1.dpfile.com/pc/6d2014e91974cf847735ff6861a650f8%28700x700%29/thumb.jpg

okay. because it actually looks edible in the promotional materials.

dylannn, Friday, 16 August 2013 09:06 (twelve years ago)

I've been in Beijing for 24 hours and seen the poster for that (with the cool dude in the half-white, half-black outfit) in probably twenty separate locations.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 16 August 2013 11:31 (twelve years ago)

Your mission is clear.

emilys., Monday, 19 August 2013 05:20 (twelve years ago)

Went for the green rice-wrap burrito object instead. Not bad!

Doctor Casino, Monday, 19 August 2013 06:18 (twelve years ago)

I had that too and thought it was awful

乒乓, Monday, 19 August 2013 10:25 (twelve years ago)

i just walked by a mcdonalds and thought about this thread and my obligations to the ilx community but decided on something else because it's a black hamburger.

dylannn, Monday, 19 August 2013 11:06 (twelve years ago)

i think reading burgerbusiness is making me jaded

http://www.burgerbusiness.com/?p=15146

http://www.burgerbusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/Bostons_PizzaBurger.jpg

j., Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:14 (twelve years ago)

Boston’s plans to support the Pizzaburger introduction with a social-media campaign that includes a contest playing off the online dating trend.

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 01:51 (twelve years ago)

just... nope

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 01:59 (twelve years ago)

my god

http://i.imgur.com/BhyOaO3.png

乒乓, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 12:34 (twelve years ago)

βurgerβusiness is absolutely my favorite blog on the internet btw. thanking u canks

乒乓, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 12:34 (twelve years ago)

SsurgerSsusiness

Auspuff (doo dah), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:07 (twelve years ago)

Like Tina Turner singing “Proud Mary,” Slater’s 50/50 never does anything nice and easy. It does over the top. Consider that its namesake burger patty is 50% ground beef, 50% ground bacon. So when the six-location, Anaheim Hills, Calif.-based chain decides to do breakfast, you know it’s going to be—like Tina’s rendition—nice and rough.

乒乓, Saturday, 31 August 2013 19:13 (twelve years ago)

Pro Yelping.

bioethical technothriller (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 1 September 2013 05:39 (twelve years ago)

the pizza burger has been out in canada for a while. it's kind of like a betty crocker cookbook or home ec recipe type of thing. the burger is like steamed meatloaf. it's not bad.

dylannn, Thursday, 5 September 2013 14:16 (twelve years ago)

http://cache.5ikfc.com/imgs/kfc/2013/08/baopiannenniubao.jpg

this is an interesting concept but i think sandwiching more toppings between burger layers would improve it immeasurably.

dylannn, Thursday, 5 September 2013 14:18 (twelve years ago)

does that say 'the flavor's got nowhere to hide'??

j., Thursday, 5 September 2013 14:25 (twelve years ago)

it should. but it just says: LAYERS OF FLAVOR / JUICY, TENDER AND DELICIOUS.

dylannn, Thursday, 5 September 2013 14:28 (twelve years ago)

Beef up, stupid!

Sick Rave and the Bad Speed (S-), Friday, 6 September 2013 02:02 (twelve years ago)

burger king fryburger is available here.
i have been eating too much burger king this week, cuz it's cheap and close to Issue Project Room. i get two double cheeseburgers & a spicy chicken crip, it is under $5 and filling. then i go down the street and drink abt a gallon of water.

ian, Friday, 6 September 2013 03:54 (twelve years ago)

spicy chicken crip saywhatnow

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 September 2013 03:59 (twelve years ago)

Spicy Chicken Blood nixed by the FDA, it was a big deal on Burger Business.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 6 September 2013 13:15 (twelve years ago)


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