*breakfast sext**o yes graperfuit! so juicy*
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:06 (twelve years ago)
sexterface
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:09 (twelve years ago)
the thing is, everybody's always thinking about sex. and everybody's always on their phone. so.
― surm, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:11 (twelve years ago)
George Michael should release a new version of 'I Want Your Sex' called 'I Want Your Sext'.
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:14 (twelve years ago)
I always know a sext is coming when I get, "What are you doing right now?"
― homosexual II, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:19 (twelve years ago)
"preparing to look at a dick pic, I guess"
― My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:25 (twelve years ago)
. . . loading. . .
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:30 (twelve years ago)
. . . oooh still loading. . .
. . . . . . . oh yeah keep loading. . . .right there
sext: my messages to you load long and slow
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:45 (twelve years ago)
sext: i am writing a post to ilx right now
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:52 (twelve years ago)
I have never texted.
― wombspace (abanana), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)
i consider all of my posts on ilx to be, in the broadest sense, "sexts"
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:26 (twelve years ago)
I definetly feel like you're masturbating in some of them, that's for sure
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 18:53 (twelve years ago)
good one waterface
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:54 (twelve years ago)
Thanks Masturbator
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 18:58 (twelve years ago)
who are you?
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:06 (twelve years ago)
Your worst nightmare
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:07 (twelve years ago)
that is definitely not true.
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:08 (twelve years ago)
my worst nightmare is dying but having my brain stay alive and then just being consciousness trapped in a dead body.
I'm Bob Dylan apparently but I won't bother responding to your dumb shit in that other thread
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:09 (twelve years ago)
*plays Maggie's Farm*
there is a surreal quality to your online persona i could see someone like bob dylan being behind it
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:10 (twelve years ago)
you have problems with words like surreal and hipster don't you
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:12 (twelve years ago)
sext: there is a flamewar on ilx, you drive your car across the bridge i watch it turn
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:12 (twelve years ago)
sext: it's 1965. Newport Rhode Island. I am Bob Dylan. You are Mike Bloomfield. Together, we make a field full of folkie losers orgasm
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:15 (twelve years ago)
haha nice
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)
i don't think this is a flamewar. i am interested in waterface. he/she is mysterious.
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:20 (twelve years ago)
YES!!the most filthiest "sexts" tmi to the point of alcoholism's unconscious or just super horny g/f..
dirty dirty text messages with an "edge" :-)
― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:27 (twelve years ago)
1ce or 2ce
― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:28 (twelve years ago)
;.;
"once or twice" (excuse the sloppy posts)
yes super horny g/f or b/f indicates sexting flame sex
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:30 (twelve years ago)
|_|
― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Friday, 26 July 2013 19:32 (twelve years ago)
haha
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 19:32 (twelve years ago)
Ancient sexting:http://www.collisiondetection.net/mt/archives/2013/07/wired_love_a_ta.php
― *tera, Friday, 26 July 2013 21:03 (twelve years ago)
just sexted my gf cause of thi sthread
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 01:55 (twelve years ago)
"Sext: can i do some laundry at your place"
Ha!
― *tera, Saturday, 27 July 2013 01:56 (twelve years ago)
Cyber sex, phone sex, yes, but text sext? It's just so...ridiculous. And maybe I'm just cynical but as if I would EVER send pictures to anyone. Every boyfriend is just a future ex-boyfriend, and what then?
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:01 (twelve years ago)
then the pictures are just on their hardrive in a folder they never open
― fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:02 (twelve years ago)
probably lost them cause they were like "shit gotta hide this real well"
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:05 (twelve years ago)
is 'sexting' really like cyber/phone sex, like does it have to be some cooperative fanfic "i put on my robe and wizard hat" thing
i think contemporary usage is just "texting while mutually horny and talking abt sex n sexy things cause you're far away and also sometimes dick pics"
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:09 (twelve years ago)
I may not have the self-preservation necessary to not date assholes, but I stop well before the line of body part photos.
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:10 (twelve years ago)
our sexting:
me: Sext: can i do some laundry at your placeher: Of courseme: That makes me so wether: You're such a slutme: Wow mean
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:11 (twelve years ago)
i thought sexting was when you drink too much then accidentally send a blurry photo of your scrotum to a family member.
― arby's, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:16 (twelve years ago)
I think we've all experienced that
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:17 (twelve years ago)
sext: here is my elbow, its sort of dry.
― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:19 (twelve years ago)
xp
the thought of that kind of mix up is pretty major in putting the idea of sexting out of my mind. i'm convinced that if i tried to sext anybody there could only be two possible outcomes: a) i accidentally send it to the wrong person b) i forgot she's out with coworkers or something and oops everyone has now seen my pubes and really who is more horrified for ever and ever me or her
― arby's, Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:23 (twelve years ago)
things usually work out don't worry about it
― fervently nice (Treeship), Saturday, 27 July 2013 02:25 (twelve years ago)