"sex stick""yes, more batter""sprinkle me, roll! mozzarella""cumin"
― waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:53 (ten years ago) link
TheYupokay 1 year ago"INCOMING SEXT.....INCOMING SEXT" lmao Reply · 4
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link
Seriously, one of my favorite Twitter accounts:\
https://twitter.com/voidsexts
― only dogg forgives (Eazy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link
jesus christ cavern is like the worst thing ever to call a vagina. wtf.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 17 Maysext: i want a reasonable portion of you inside me
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 8 Maysext: whats wrong with ur hands
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 7 Maysext: hey baby, wanna come back to the heap of granite cubes i live under
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 3 Maysext: luxuriant hair spills out of me
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 3 Maysext: i wrap one hand around ur penis & the other around ur dick
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 3 Maysext: i need u. wake up. i need u. please wake up. theres something in the floor
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 2 Maysext: u stand naked in the window, ur feminine curves a dim silhouette against the pale night sky. ur neck starts to lengthen
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 30 Aprsext: hey baby, those things in the sky aren't planes
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 30 Aprsext: stairs forever
Sexts from the Void @voidsexts 30 Aprsext: i unfurl ur dick and it flutters like a banner in the wind
― only dogg forgives (Eazy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
jesus christ cavern
― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link
yeah as soon as I hit send etc. you know what I meant!
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link
that's still the worst Soundgarden song
― My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link
"rusty cage"
― loosely inspired by Dr. Dre (crüt), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link
have to say if a girl i'm dating calls it that imma make my excuses xxp
― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link
christ's purported resurrection has a whole new meaning to me now
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link
― Three Weird Tantrums (wins)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HQ-GLUEj_tQ/T3o24qImT1I/AAAAAAAAAWc/IuftS3zhZpE/s1600/JESUS+AT+THE+TOMB+001.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link
xpost!
I'm p sure "jesus christ caverns" is what girls who do the whole creepy dads + purity rings + virginity peldge thing call their vaginas tbh.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link
lol waterface i was thinking along the lines of "let me look at a big dick doin sex stuff so i can pretend it's my dick oh yea" like most het porn― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, July 25, 2013 7:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, July 25, 2013 7:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
i don't think this topic will attract a lot of opinions but i'd like to say that heterosexual men digging on dicks in porn isn't 100% about imagining it's your dick! i think that's a very small part of it.
― dylannn, Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link
In my twenties I misdialed a phone number and the guy who answered had a really sexy voice. He was flirty and said he liked my voice and I said I liked his. It reminded me of Ken Olin's voice from Thirtysomething (I was a big fan, had been missing the show). He said feel free to call again, so I did one night, and ended up having a phone sex thing going on with this guy, regularly, for almost two years.
Finally, he had a computer industry event in Austin for a week and we planned to meet. It was at that point we exchanged photos, just regular, clothed PG snapshots because there were no digital cameras and you had to use film and have a camera with a self-timer or a friend you didn't mind being TMI with, or blurry shots taken an arm length away (with a Polaroid), never owned a Polaroid with a self-timer, then, to get the naughty film developed, another shame, so no sex photos were exchanged, which was frustrating at the time. I was poor, remember Polaroids being too pricey for both camera and 10 pack of film. For a year and a half I had pictured Ken Olin-ish and the reality was....he just wasn't who I pictured, the face to the voice was off, I wasn't attracted to the guy in the photo. I never showed up. Changed my number. So all those out there sexting and able to exchange photos and words in seconds...you guys have it so easy! This was 1992 to 1993. Don't remember his name or his number but did for a really long time.
― *tera, Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link
has anyone read this?
http://www.amazon.com/Billion-Wicked-Thoughts-Internet-Relationships/dp/0452297877
― antoine fuckwant (goole), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link
whoa crazy story *tera
― antoine fuckwant (goole), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link
It reminded me of Ken Olin's voice from Thirtysomething (I was a big fan, had been missing the show).
fantastic
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link
Yeah...now he looks like the guy I could have met.
I guess I was born at the right time. I seemed to have made the most out of what was available to me at the time. If I were 20 today, it wouldn't be good because it would be too good.
― *tera, Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link
why not sext
― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link
I used to sext, it was good
now I pass out alone, it is not as good
― Three Weird Tantrums (wins), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link
heterosexual men digging on dicks in porn isn't 100% about imagining it's your dick
but hetero dudes DO dig on dick, right?
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link
dicks r weird
― waterface, Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:14 (ten years ago) link
I have not sexted.
― schlock corridor (WilliamC), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link
shit i lost my post.
okay, yeah, they do. it's not just about putting yourself behind the controls of a priapic mecha. males in porn are still an object of sexual interest and curiosity for heterosexual masturbators. and there are issues beyond that why straight dudes are into beating off to things like this.
― dylannn, Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link
i voted no btw
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link
Does it count if you pic your nose?
― only dogg forgives (Eazy), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:43 (ten years ago) link
Does it have to involve pics?
Have to change my answer if the parameters settle on this. I've done plenty* of sending someone messages about things they like to have done, when I was going to see them in the foreseeable future, but have never uploaded my wang into the ether.
(Pre-smartphone era, one ex wanted to see pics of us doing stuff, so I took some on her phone; we looked at them after, she deleted them.) *a moderate amount
― on that Manara / Fellini ish (sic), Friday, 26 July 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link
a guy fieri pic was posted in this thread and it wasn't this one? https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/9627011/photos/fieritongue.gif
― 乒乓, Friday, 26 July 2013 01:22 (ten years ago) link
tera's story is great
― max, Friday, 26 July 2013 11:38 (ten years ago) link
Ihave a similar story to tera! One morning my phone rang and this guy started chatting flirtily to me without saying who he was... I dont know, at the time I'd been dating and online mucking around with people so I guess I just assumed it was someone I knew, I went along with this conversation til it got completely ribald and wanktastic and... then I realised I had no idea who I was talking to. I asked him "who is this anyway?" and he said "you don't know me, but enjoy your morning delight!" and hung up.
Never found out what that was all about. Probably a wrong number.
― It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Friday, 26 July 2013 12:07 (ten years ago) link
I have not sexted btw - but ive done plenty of cyber via IM/email. Its fun!
― It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Friday, 26 July 2013 12:08 (ten years ago) link
lol dayo
― My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Friday, 26 July 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link
homo2 + treeship otm; this is just part of life.
― one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour), Friday, 26 July 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link
my phone charger died last week so my phone was dead for several days and my panic mounted the whole time that i was getting all kinds of important financial-obligation-related texts until when my new charger came yesterday from ebay i was actually scared to plug it in, and then when i bit the bullet the only thing that was waiting for me was a solitary sext
― one yankee sympathizer masquerading as a historian (difficult listening hour), Friday, 26 July 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link
everyone, treat yourself to a little sext today
― homosexual II, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link
but... with whom? just anybody?
― loosely inspired by Dr. Dre (crüt), Friday, 26 July 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link
*sexts himself*
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link
*o yeh good job waterface*
*u so good at sextin*
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:41 (ten years ago) link
i'm gay that should answer your question
i think gay men sext before they even have breakfast
― surm, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link
*breakfast sext**o yes graperfuit! so juicy*
― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link
sexterface
― fervently nice (Treeship), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link
the thing is, everybody's always thinking about sex. and everybody's always on their phone. so.
― surm, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link
George Michael should release a new version of 'I Want Your Sex' called 'I Want Your Sext'.
― slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link
I always know a sext is coming when I get, "What are you doing right now?"
― homosexual II, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link
"preparing to look at a dick pic, I guess"
― My Buddy® of sexting (DJP), Friday, 26 July 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link
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― waterface, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link
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