Yippee-IA, Motherf***ers! IRRATIONALLY ANGRY PT. 2: Irrationally Angrier

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i have tried to live responsibly and make good choices but i hate hate HATE that i have arrived at a point, and more specifically a place, in my life where i have to pronounce the name Anthony with a soft 'th'

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 25 July 2013 13:43 (twelve years ago)

^^^

ljubljana, Thursday, 25 July 2013 13:45 (twelve years ago)

Where were you before that you pronounced it otherwise?

potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Thursday, 25 July 2013 14:49 (twelve years ago)

the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 25 July 2013 15:00 (twelve years ago)

I have heard people on the east coast of These United States pronounce it like Ant-knee but I can't remember where exactly.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 25 July 2013 15:02 (twelve years ago)

Also maybe I made that up. I don't know.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Thursday, 25 July 2013 15:03 (twelve years ago)

what does a hard "th" sound like?

pplains, Thursday, 25 July 2013 15:07 (twelve years ago)

want to be clear i am not insisting on a rightness/wrongness, which is why i chose this partic forum to get it off my chest

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 25 July 2013 15:09 (twelve years ago)

ANN ton knee

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 25 July 2013 15:10 (twelve years ago)

actually, there is a specific wrongness which is really only tangentially related which is saying roman fellow mark antony's name with a 'th', this is a thing i have actually heard, entirely rational anger there tho

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 25 July 2013 15:12 (twelve years ago)

hey if that's the way he wants it pronounced, who are you to argue with a guy playing a jack daniels bass.

pplains, Thursday, 25 July 2013 15:14 (twelve years ago)

In the 17th century, the letter "h" was inserted into the spelling on the mistaken belief that the name derived from the Greek word ανθος (anthos), meaning "flower".[4]

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 25 July 2013 15:16 (twelve years ago)

I have heard people on the east coast of These United States pronounce it like Ant-knee but I can't remember where exactly.

I've heard this on TV, and I think I recall Tony Soprano's wife calling him either "Ant-knee" or "An-to-knee."

potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Thursday, 25 July 2013 15:17 (twelve years ago)

nb: the k in knee is silent

Aimless, Thursday, 25 July 2013 17:00 (twelve years ago)

want to be clear i am not insisting on a rightness/wrongness, which is why i chose this partic forum to get it off my chest

you chose wrong pal

j., Thursday, 25 July 2013 18:43 (twelve years ago)

i don't understand but i am ok with that

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 25 July 2013 18:50 (twelve years ago)

NO YOU'RE NOT

j., Thursday, 25 July 2013 18:56 (twelve years ago)

my late brooklyn landlady's son is named ant-ny. he lives in it-ly

mookieproof, Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:16 (twelve years ago)

his favorite white stripes song is 'the hardest buh-un to buh-un'

mookieproof, Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:17 (twelve years ago)

My wife's maiden name is Marr 'enn, like the comedian.

pplains, Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:45 (twelve years ago)

Oh RS I thought you meant you preferred saying "anfonee".

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Friday, 26 July 2013 01:24 (twelve years ago)

ime there are the following types of ant(h)onys:

- anthonys who are regularly pronounced wrong and spelled wrong, and spend far too much time time trying to correct everyone

- anthonys who claim to not care ('really it's fine') and are visibly fatigued by anyone who spends more than five seconds discussing it

- antonys who are mispronounced and/or misspelled by the ~1/3 of people who don't pay attention

- tonys who got sick of all that shit a long time ago

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 26 July 2013 02:12 (twelve years ago)

^^^manager material

mookieproof, Friday, 26 July 2013 02:52 (twelve years ago)

My computer keeps rejecting hard drives. Not sure why, maybe i need more memory but it's doing my head in. I transfer material over to a hard drive and then a while later the computer just pops up a ballon saying taht the drive is no longer usable.
Something fucked up going on here and I think it has possibly just lost me all he photos I've taken over the last year on a different drive. NOt sure if permanently or if reinstalling Windows would be the answer. If I did need to do that I would need to be able to transfer material off the central drive, but the computer keeps rejecting hard drives after I've set them up and got them running.

Stevolende, Friday, 26 July 2013 09:34 (twelve years ago)

IA #1: I sliced my finger the other night chopping vegetables
IA #2: Took off the bandaid yesterday afternoon to air it out. Banged the fuck out of it, bled like a motherfucker all over again :(
IA #3: You try not using your index finger for anything. Grr
IA #4: Being down one typing finger sucks >:(

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 July 2013 18:10 (twelve years ago)

Getting breakfast, cereal flakes arranged in such a way that when milk is poured, it hits a big flat flake at the top of the bowl and just bounces right out and all over the counter

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Monday, 29 July 2013 00:23 (twelve years ago)

There seems to be no good inexpensive water filter product on the market anymore. We went through three Brita pitchers and all (different models) had the same problem with the actual pitcher falling apart, the lid not staying on etc. Then we switched to Pur, and the filters are so slow that after a week it seems to take about an hour for the pitcher to fill.

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 July 2013 00:38 (twelve years ago)

not sure whether i've mentioned the disgusting use of semicolons in place of colons but i'm SO stabby about this atm

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 29 July 2013 00:51 (twelve years ago)

"here's a link to my article; article.com/article"

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 29 July 2013 00:51 (twelve years ago)

"three points;

1. point
2. point
3. point"

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 29 July 2013 00:53 (twelve years ago)

savages

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 29 July 2013 00:53 (twelve years ago)

Hurting: we've had one of these for a couple of years with no issues, I think because it has no complex moving parts. It's hard to find filters but we did the Amazon subscription for them, which is nice bc that is how I remember to change it.

http://www.amazon.com/Culligan-FM-15A-Level-Faucet-Filter/dp/B00006WNMI

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 29 July 2013 01:03 (twelve years ago)

i like tap water

veryupsetmom (harbl), Monday, 29 July 2013 01:55 (twelve years ago)

Me too after it runs through a filter to get the weird taste that our house's old ass pipes add to it.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 29 July 2013 02:00 (twelve years ago)

ass pipes

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 29 July 2013 02:14 (twelve years ago)

i think i know what the weird taste is

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 29 July 2013 02:15 (twelve years ago)

australians are having moods today

mookieproof, Monday, 29 July 2013 02:16 (twelve years ago)

?

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 29 July 2013 02:20 (twelve years ago)

ass moods

take that, bitterman (electricsound), Monday, 29 July 2013 02:26 (twelve years ago)

Ass pipes ass pipes
Whatchoo gonna do
Whatchoo gonna do when they pipe on you

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 29 July 2013 02:34 (twelve years ago)

That filter is too slow, I just drink pure tap.

Jeff, Monday, 29 July 2013 05:56 (twelve years ago)

When you're in a hotel, and housekeeping merely knocks, without saying 'housekeeping' or anything, and then without leaving even a moment to respond, attempts to walk in.

like...is the cursory 3-4 second pause in which I could offer a "please come back in an hour" or "ok" too long to wait?

Neanderthal, Monday, 29 July 2013 13:03 (twelve years ago)

Oh god, the number of times I've actually had to run and hide from overeager housekeeping because a simple "no thanks" is apparently too confusing. Two, that is the number of times.

click here to start exploding (ledge), Monday, 29 July 2013 13:18 (twelve years ago)

I basically never want housekeeping to enter my room, maybe only once per hotel stay. I tell them this upfront and they still try and do it.

Jeff, Monday, 29 July 2013 13:22 (twelve years ago)

Last two places had signs saying "if you want fresh towels leave them on the floor, otherwise hang them on the rails". Great, now how should I indicate I don't need my bed made every day either?

click here to start exploding (ledge), Monday, 29 July 2013 13:25 (twelve years ago)

place a drawing of the dude from Trainspotting in the middle of it

Neanderthal, Monday, 29 July 2013 13:33 (twelve years ago)

Are you putting the do not disturb sign on your doorknob? They're supposed to skip your room if that sign is there and come back to it later (if you ever take it down).

Some hotels have cards you can put on your bed telling housekeeping that they needn't change the sheets, but they will still make the bed.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Monday, 29 July 2013 13:33 (twelve years ago)

I usually put the sign on my doorknob, but sometimes I forget. and sometimes they come really early. it wasn't even 9 am this morning. lord!

I had the double bolt locked tho so they couldn't get in.

Neanderthal, Monday, 29 July 2013 13:34 (twelve years ago)

yeah the do not disturb hanger has been around for like hundreds of years where you been ledge

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 July 2013 13:35 (twelve years ago)

then they call you and ask you "when can we changes yr sheets" and Louis CK gets angry

Neanderthal, Monday, 29 July 2013 13:36 (twelve years ago)


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