Jake Gyllenhaal

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I think Jake should play Wonder Woman.

― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 25 March 2006 03:53 (twenty years ago)

Well, the thing about the Oscar party pix is that they make Jake seems "gettable." Esp since he's not Stunningly Beautiful in the way that Djimon Hounsou is.

Brad Pitt only looks great when DIRTY.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 25 March 2006 17:34 (twenty years ago)

Well, the thing about the Oscar party pix is that they make Jake seems "gettable."

Well, that and in them Gyllie has his tongue out. A lot.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 25 March 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

Sir ian McKellan blasts Jake Gyllenhaal:

SIR IAN MCKELLEN has criticised JAKE GYLLENHAAL for being apprehensive about kissing his BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN co-star HEATH LEDGER on screen. The openly gay THE LORD OF THE RINGS actor - who recently spoke out against Hollywood's old-fashioned views on sexuality - lambasted Gyllenhaal, 25, for failing to consider how his comments would be interpreted from a homosexual perspective. He says, "I got very upset when one of the actors said it was the most terrifying job he'd ever had because it involved him kissing another man. "Imagine how rude that is. Suppose I'd said the most appalling thing I ever to do was kiss HELEN MIRREN!"

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Appalling != terrifying, Sir Ian.

― Big Willy and the Twins (miloaukerman), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:17 (twenty years ago)

So yeah, random white guy who looks like every other dude walking down the streets of Back Bay

OK Dan! You lie like a kite, fyi!

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:21 (twenty years ago)

Jake looked/sounded about 12 when he gave that little speech at the Oscars about how we should all go to the movies (and stop bootlegging n shit). Emmanuel Lewis would have been more manly.

― Je4nn3 Æ’urÂ¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:35 (twenty years ago)

Okay, um, so am I the first person to realize "ranch hand" is a really nasty synonym for "masturbation"?

― Je4nn3 Æ’urY really hates herself sometimes (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

You must love ranch dressing.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:48 (twenty years ago)

(on your tossed salad).

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Jake looked/sounded about 12 when he gave that little speech at the Oscars about how we should all go to the movies (and stop bootlegging n shit). Emmanuel Lewis would have been more manly.

OK, but you do realize the little speech itself was written by and for 12-yr-olds? I'm glad he just thought, "This is horseshit."

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:54 (twenty years ago)

"jake goes to cowboy camp" clip highly recommended for wifebeater goodness:

http://www.planetout.com/entertainment/news/?sernum=1223&navpath=/entertainment/brokeback

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 April 2006 16:46 (twenty years ago)

That's exactly what my film critic friend wrote in her DVD review running this Tuesday. We both know how reliable she is!

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 1 April 2006 18:30 (twenty years ago)

but here we have visual evidence that she is OTM, for once!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2006 13:23 (twenty years ago)

she may even have used the phrase 'wifebeater love.'

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 3 April 2006 13:48 (twenty years ago)

My Film Critic Friend on the BBM DVD extras:

Perhaps intentionally, the first offering, called On Being a Cowboy, features Ledger matter-of-factly announcing, "I can split a log," his head shaved, native Australian accent intact. Before you can begin to swoon properly, Gyllenhaal is charitably giving an interview in a wifebeater and a cowboy hat. (The latter actor, at only 25, has got to be one of the most beguiling performers in motion picture history; seriously, you can imagine leaving Clooney for this man. Clooney!) All this eye candy swirling around is sure to be welcomed by the movie's target audience -- that's right, human beings with good taste -- but it does not quite distract enough from the fact that the featurette is a mere 51/2 minutes long.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 12:35 (twenty years ago)

press flack: NO, HE IS NOT DATING THIS GUY

http://towleroad.typepad.com/towleroad/2006/04/rep_jake_gyllen.html

Photo #2 is esp "beguiling."

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:02 (twenty years ago)

their body language is quite homo-suggestive

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:08 (twenty years ago)

Even though Jake is now split with Kirsten Dunst and Nichols broke off his engagement to Claire Oswalt, Gyllenhaal's rep says he and Nichols are just friends."

Notice that the agent didn't affirm Jake's heterosexuality. "Just friends," har har.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:17 (twenty years ago)

Laker date #2, now with a beard -- I mean, facial hair.

http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/04/dont-deny-this-love.html

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 April 2006 18:29 (twenty years ago)

OMG that Austin Nichols is HOTT. Way to go Jake.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 08:53 (twenty years ago)

Spotted in the West Village yesterday with another "friend":

[IMG]http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/sotoalf/normal_003.jpg[/IMG]

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:08 (twenty years ago)

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― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:08 (twenty years ago)

so cynical, Alfred!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:17 (twenty years ago)

i'm going to turn that jake gyllenhall, you mark my words

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

You mean twist him, yukyuk.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:47 (twenty years ago)

The Young Friend in the photo is "Chris Fischer, an assistant chef at Babbo in NYC, and that he "grew up with Jake in Martha's Vineyard."

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 16:06 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://towleroad.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/jg4.jpg

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 May 2006 13:20 (twenty years ago)

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jg4.jpg

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 11 May 2006 13:31 (twenty years ago)

thanks

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 May 2006 13:39 (twenty years ago)

You have no idea how exhausting it ws to chase him around in a wheelchair just so's the fucker can give me a dollar.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 11 May 2006 14:16 (twenty years ago)

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― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/sotoalf/002.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 19 May 2006 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Natalie Portman?!? NOOOOOOOOO!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:57 (twenty years ago)

Have we talking about the Jared Leto "coming out" yet?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:05 (twenty years ago)

My heart swells whenever this thread is revived.

What's this about Princess Amidala?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:29 (twenty years ago)

"heart," huh

One of the NY tabs alleged a JG-NP romance today, can't find pic.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:34 (twenty years ago)

jaymc more please!

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:35 (twenty years ago)

"alleged."

I have a suspicion that Portman and Austin Nichols are the same person; they're never seen together.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

latest Kathy Griffin special: "I love how Tom Cruise is so crazy now that the gays don't even want him? It's all about the Gyllenhaal now."

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:40 (twenty years ago)

is Austin named after Wild Turkey?

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:44 (twenty years ago)

the gays don't want Jared Leto either!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:47 (twenty years ago)

i'll take him.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:48 (twenty years ago)

for jed

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 26 May 2006 17:49 (twenty years ago)

i'll take him.

You wish!

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 26 May 2006 18:17 (twenty years ago)

JL's comment was completely facetious.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 26 May 2006 21:51 (twenty years ago)

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/06/05/kiss_narrowweb__300x424,0.jpg

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 June 2006 16:27 (twenty years ago)

I read that he tried keeping some "distance" from presenter Justin Timberlake.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 5 June 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

Not really ... he just didn't "best kiss" him!

http://towleroad.typepad.com/towleroad/2006/06/spoiler_jake_gy.html

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 June 2006 16:35 (twenty years ago)

oh i could make that kiss work even better jakey poo

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 5 June 2006 19:42 (twenty years ago)

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