Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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So far as I can tell I have zero ability to control anything weight-related; I've tried changing my diet and exercise levels for various boring health-type reasons, and have never been able to institute any given change for any longer than 36 hours. Luckily I've weighed pretty much exactly 145 since I was like 16, and I've never seen any particular reason to try and shift that.

But so point being I think there's an element of, well, body-modification that's just inherently addictive. Like people say about tattoos and piercings and such, really: once people succeed at the actually pretty difficult task of remaking their bodies (whether it's losing weight or building muscle or whatever else), it becomes some kind of weird experimental goal to do it again, to master the body, to exert your hard-won control over it. So I suppose there's a level on which the painfully-thin actress is a lot like the grotesquely-overmuscled gym dude.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

NB that's a terrible picture of Alison Munn up there -- just the first thing I spotted that demonstrated certain Lohan-improvement qualities.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/lindsey_lohan/lindsay_lohan-nicole_ritchie_03.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus she needs to start using sunblock ASAP

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:15 (twenty-one years ago)

At least she's not trying to work the whole h0locaust-chic thing I've been hearing about:
http://thebosh.com/archives/52860363.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

wow, did I actually post that?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, i think so

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Too late now, Spence. If you want it deleted you'd better give teeny a real good reason.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

i blame spencer.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

What the fuck is she wearing?

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

at least he googleproofed holocaust?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

uh oh:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v176/Chasewaterhouse/llwt.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

that's from 5/14

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

where are you guys FINDING these hideous pictures?

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

from happier times
http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/l/Lohan_Lindsay/sq_lohan_hostage_pre_getty.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

wait that second-last picture is la lohan?!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

that is fucked.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

looks more like joni mitchell.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Ally, you should see the Aguilera pic I just posted on ILM!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

can i see it too?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

This could just be her starlet equivalent of waking up from a heavy night of drinking and swearing to eat only yogurt and baby carrots for the next three days. But I agree with all those present who are a little disgusted by the Lara Flynn Boyleness of it all. She instantly looks ten years older, like some rich bitch who smokes Marlboro Ultra 100s and is always fussing with her nails.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

But anyway, I can't remember if someone said it on that other thread or not, but far more "worrying" to me than her weight is the fact that she's hanging out with Nicole Ritchie!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

She coulda been the 21st century Ann-Margret, y'all. She was this close.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure we've all had our rough patches.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

The time I grew a moustache, for instance.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

like that time I lost 30 lbs and looked like an emaciated Target model

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

or that 6yr plan that was high school

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

My third penis never really worked out, either.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

what about your fifth ball?

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Hush.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, it was a disaster.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

kinda like an overpacked bag of dodgeballs in there, huh

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Just like that, except incredibly painful.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v176/Chasewaterhouse/llwt.jpg

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

― Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Judging from that pic, she's on the Tara Reid Body Transformation Programme, minus the part about breasts.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Why is Natalie Portman biting Alexandra Kerry? Honey, her dad LOST.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)

damn she looks like a tore up gelfling

http://faeriewings.net/fantasy/kira.jpg

― Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Sizemore wins the universe.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

oh dear
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20050515/i/r1250813212.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20050515/i/r912450731.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

god this thread is depressing the hell out of me

― strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.barrymorgenstein.com/Musicians/images/StevenTyler.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

linday, here, take 25 lbs. i don't need it. i swear.

― strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.deanguitars.com/content/imagelib3/ccdeville/cc.jpg

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"it was the house of whores, then it became the house of horrors"

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I just don't understand.

― mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

wait, is this were the C on T meme got started?

(thanx, cutty)

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 19 May 2005 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

The whole "Behind the Music" hubris --> crackwhore curve has really sped up recently hasn't it? Redemption may be just days away.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I realize that comment qualifies me for most clichéd post of the day, perhaps. But it seems like it was only yesterday that she was changing bodies with Jamie Lee Curtis.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 19 May 2005 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is harshing my pre-star wars buzz

― Jimmy Mod, Sultan of Sexxitime (ModJ), Thursday, 19 May 2005 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

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