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Question: why do people have a problem with the usage "I could care less about"?

lee ward (lee ward), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

Because it means the opposite of what you think it means. The proper expression is actually "I COULDN'T care less," meaning, I'm so uninterested, that I couldn't care any less. Saying "I could care less" is like saying "Well, I could be less interested in this than I am," and it's hard to imagine an occassion for saying such a thing.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

Because it implies that there is another level of caring that you can reach but you're too lazy to take the final step.

XPOST

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

Because it means the opposite of what you think it means. The proper expression is actually "I COULDN'T care less," meaning, I'm so uninterested, that I couldn't care any less. Saying "I could care less" is like saying "Well, I could be less interested in this than I am," and it's hard to imagine an occassion for saying such a thing.

Yes, if you take only the literal words, and ignore the standard phrasing (the verbal cognate of a rolling-of-the-eyes), which acknowledges that the elimination of the negation is ironic, and not intended to change the meaning.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 04:52 (twenty years ago)

i don't know if i made clear above that the smug insider-ism of potus is what makes it great

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)

"i could care less" is a contraction of a contraction

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

"BRING ME THE HEAD OF ALFREDO GARCIA" "MEDIUM RARE"

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

xpost Sorry, I don't buy that. I think it's just a bastardization of a common idiom. The sarcasm is already implied in the original phrase (since you don't literally mean you couldn't care one bit less)

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

the contractions are getting closer.. xxpost

jimmy glass (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 04:58 (twenty years ago)

Maybe eventually it'll get all the way down to "I care less," and then it'll mean the right thing again.

nabiscothingy, Wednesday, 21 September 2005 05:07 (twenty years ago)

i don't know if i made clear above that the smug insider-ism of potus is what makes it great

You hadn't. I was surprised that you of all people were taking exception to the term!

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, I don't buy that. I think it's just a bastardization of a common idiom. The sarcasm is already implied in the original phrase (since you don't literally mean you couldn't care one bit less)

No, I think people the phrase does literally mean that, and therefore there's nothing sarcastic about the phrase. (sure, sometimes people use it when they don't mean it, i.e. hyperbolically, but the initial usage was not hyperbolic) I'm not saying that everyone who uses it thinks about the literal meaning of what they are saying, and why their intonation corrects for its literal incorrectness, but they do know the meaning of their words when intoned traditionally. And I don't think it's a bastardization when the 'common idiom' is less common than the bastardization.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 12:36 (twenty years ago)

When I say "I couldn't care less", I really mean it.

Accent, it's actually supposed to be "the proof of a pudding is in the eating". Which makes a lot of sense, if you think about it, certainly more than the mis-abbreviated form.

Er, yes. Right, which is why I hate the abbreviated form so much. For the same reason as people don't like "I could care less". It doesn't mean anything.

Currently I also hate "of" being used instead of "have" because people don't understand contractions.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

Er, yes. Right, which is why I hate the abbreviated form so much. For the same reason as people don't like "I could care less". It doesn't mean anything.

But it does mean something? Sure, it's sarcasm, which ain't great, but you can't say it doesn't mean anything without being wilfully ignorant.

lee, Thursday, 22 September 2005 07:56 (twenty years ago)

On a similar note, whats with "write me"? That makes no sense either. "Write TO me". When someone says "write me" I say OK! *scrawls M E on paper*.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 September 2005 08:04 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
Okay. It's time for PANDEMIC to die. The 1918 Flu Epidemic is called just that in all the history books, and it was world-wide. Why is "epidemic" suddenly not good enough?

Also, why does no one talk about "psychopaths" any more, but always of "sociopaths." That hard K sound gives the former more crazy authority. The latter just sounds like you have trouble on the school playground.

And this final gripe: the reason I gave up on Anne Rice's vampire books was not because the series shit the bed, even though it did—it was her constant use of the word "preternatural." She had to keep dropping it into the conversation. It's like she had a crush on a fucking WORD.
Having stylistic objections to Anne Rice is kind of dumb, I know. But those first books totally sucked me in. Even when they started to go bad, I followed for a little while.
Where are people's editors? Where's MY editor?
I'm going to stop myself. Right now.

Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 14 October 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

: "How you doing today?"
: "Any better and I couldn't stand it."

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

My latest problem is the habit of media figures, bureaucrats, and students who want to sound intelligent appending a preposition to verbs. "Separate OUT," "divide UP," "play OUT," "win OUT" – why??? In every case they're redundant and look awful on paper.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

"On April 18, 2008 CASA will hold our 1st Annual 'Light the Night' event at Immanuel Baptist Church (parking lot)."

You can't have an "annual" anything if it's only happening for the first time!

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

People who get con-fuzzed about things.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

My latest problem is the habit of media figures, bureaucrats, and students who want to sound intelligent appending a preposition to verbs. "Separate OUT," "divide UP," "play OUT," "win OUT" – why??? In every case they're redundant and look awful on paper.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 7:55 AM (Wednesday, April 2, 2008 7:55 AM) Bookmark Link

Because that is how American English tends to be spoken?

The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

Many compound nouns have the form verb plus preposition: add-on, stopover, lineup, shakedown, tryout, spinoff, rundown ("summary"), shootout, holdup, hideout, comeback, cookout, kickback, makeover, takeover, rollback ("decrease"), rip-off, come-on, shoo-in, fix-up, tie-in, tie-up ("stoppage"), stand-in. These essentially are nouned phrasal verbs; some prepositional and phrasal verbs are in fact of American origin (spell out, figure out, hold up, brace up, size up, rope in, back up/off/down/out, step down, miss out on, kick around, cash in, rain out, check in and check out (in all senses), fill in ("inform"), kick in ("contribute"), square off, sock in, sock away, factor in/out, come down with, give up on, lay off (from employment), run into and across ("meet"), stop by, pass up, put up (money), set up ("frame"), trade in, pick up on, pick up after, lose out.[14][15]

The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

Using "of" instead of "have" is tremendous

That mong guy that's shit, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

xp: err, I guess you're talking about verb forms rather than nouns

The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

Yes. And in every case I cited the preposition is unnecessary.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

language would kind of suck if it was efficient and orderly

The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

orderly efficient useless language if w'asnt and be it would

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

the preposition thing seems more of a spoken thing that happens a lot, and looks really awkward on the page?

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

basically

The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

I agree with Alfred here, but it's hardly surprising where spoken language goes written language follows.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

...surprising THAT where...

The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

haha ...where spoken language goes down, written language follows up.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

my coworker:
"we weren't doin' much. just out fiddle fartin' around..."

ugh. hurts my guts when she does that.

andrew m., Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

the preposition thing seems more of a spoken thing that happens a lot, and looks really awkward on the page?

Reporters and columnists use these formulations all the time.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

you're obviously reading the wrong journalists--they must be liberal hacks

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

j/k, to be fair, i can see why you would be annoyed by these things in like student papers and such--seems like a first draft kind of thing that you cut when you start to edit the paper

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

True, but a student walked in here a couple of hours ago and said, "The professor wanted to separate us out from" something or other. It's enough just to say, "The professor wanted to separate us from..."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

The preposition thing is interesting, and I can't say it's particularly bothered me, especially since most of the time there is a slight (or sometimes significant) difference in meaning.

We wouldn't have a whole load of English words, from everyday ones to your more fancy or technical long words, if the Romans hadn't loved doing the same thing. A Latin verb without a prepositional prefix was considered rather plain, so they'd add them all the time. Sometimes the meaning would drift; sometimes it would keep the original meaning but be considered a more rhetorically stylish word.

No, I didn't have a point; yes, that was so poorly written as to destroy any point I might have thought I had. Hey, it's nearly hometime.

a passing spacecadet, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

"starving"

You are not starving. Those little pregnant-looking babies in africa with flies around their eyes are starving. You are just hungry. Which is a fair usage.

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 13 April 2008 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ Heh heh, I had a primary school teacher who used to get really pissed off about this.

Bodrick III, Sunday, 13 April 2008 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

jesus.

banriquit, Sunday, 13 April 2008 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

bugs me

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 13 April 2008 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

I've been noticing an extreme overreliance on "essentially" lately.

"Utterly" used to fly into my ears several times a day, but luckily that died off somewhat after high school.

Z S, Sunday, 13 April 2008 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah I find myself using "essentially" way too much in essays & whatnot.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 13 April 2008 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

You are not starving. Those little pregnant-looking babies in africa with flies around their eyes are starving. You are just hungry. Which is a fair usage.

Well technically they may well not be starving. Malnourished, yes, but not necessarily starving.

Mark C, Sunday, 13 April 2008 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

little pregnant-looking babies

babies can't get pregnant god are you retarded?

banriquit, Sunday, 13 April 2008 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

Re unnecessary prepositions, the one that bothers me the most is "off of."

jaymc, Sunday, 13 April 2008 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

'amazing'

the sir weeze, Sunday, 13 April 2008 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

Since when is hyperbole off-limits, starving-hataz?

libcrypt, Sunday, 13 April 2008 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

word

banriquit, Sunday, 13 April 2008 17:10 (eighteen years ago)


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