rolling new food laboratory inventions for american chain restaurants thread

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Once the novelty wears off, it becomes hard to imagine coating your clothes or shoes with the stuff.

Are you joking? I would coat all of my shoes in NeverWet. This guy must not walk in the rain very much.

Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 12:22 (twelve years ago)

http://www.burgerbusiness.com/

this is my favorite blog

― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass),

thanking u h4a, every new post is a revelation

j., Saturday, 27 July 2013 05:12 (twelve years ago)

haha i love that LTO in a burger context can stand for something besides lettuce-tomato-onion

also the endless pre-coverage anticipating the Wendy's pretzel burger

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 27 July 2013 05:19 (twelve years ago)

it's like the royal baby of burgers

the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 27 July 2013 05:20 (twelve years ago)

the fancy lettuce on it made me feel guiltier about taking the lettuce and tomato off and throwing it back in the bag.

dylannn, Saturday, 27 July 2013 05:22 (twelve years ago)

dude!

j., Saturday, 27 July 2013 19:24 (twelve years ago)

whats up?

dylannn, Saturday, 27 July 2013 21:12 (twelve years ago)

the price of vegetables

j., Saturday, 27 July 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)

i don't care if it's mesclun. years of picking off iceberg stumps and peruvian midwinter tomatoes have trained me: pop the top and discard all excess vegetables.

dylannn, Sunday, 28 July 2013 01:10 (twelve years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/28/article-2380308-1B080039000005DC-23_634x683.jpg

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 29 July 2013 01:58 (twelve years ago)

Somehow that makes me want to be a vegetarian even harder.

all other cassettes are better off crushed (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 29 July 2013 03:50 (twelve years ago)

if i was just veggie for ethical reasons i would totally eat in vitro meat

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 July 2013 12:27 (twelve years ago)

B-b-but the cow didn't consent to having her stem cells harvested!

nickn, Monday, 29 July 2013 17:04 (twelve years ago)

But a good hamburger is not 100% lean. Do they have a plan to grow in-vitro fat to get that good 80/20 mix?

things are going to get better or worse (WilliamC), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:06 (twelve years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XskwWPbXC5A/UEKM-VS2AKI/AAAAAAAABHs/C_aJ63HTroM/s200/Toffiffee1.jpg

delicious stem cells

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 29 July 2013 17:16 (twelve years ago)

that's new?

PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 July 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)

http://www.burgerbusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/BK_GarlicMeatBest.png

j., Tuesday, 30 July 2013 06:32 (twelve years ago)

so far, american fast food restaurants seem resistant to the idea of multiple animals represented on a hamburger. i think. right? at least a chicken burger slammed onto the top of a hamburger would seem bizarre.

dylannn, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 06:44 (twelve years ago)

i've heard there are mcdonalds where you can straight up order a mcgangbang and they'll make it for you

乒乓, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 06:55 (twelve years ago)

but the making of it seems like a pleasure which you wouldn't want to deprive yourself of

乒乓, Tuesday, 30 July 2013 07:00 (twelve years ago)

pork accents, ok; full pork representation alongside beef or chicken, no go

j., Tuesday, 30 July 2013 07:07 (twelve years ago)

Look at the garlic slices on that thing. Jesus.

all other cassettes are better off crushed (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 08:40 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5K9PHap.jpg

http://www.boston.com/business/news/2013/08/06/taco-bell-expanding-test-waffle-taco-breakfast/VawV1fjUCPzxmYOuPFBklK/story.html

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:10 (twelve years ago)

staring slackly at this like it's an indecent gif in the nsfw thread

szarkasm (schlump), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:26 (twelve years ago)

one of my fave tortas is one with ham, chicken and beef on it. mmmm.

i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:29 (twelve years ago)

i hate that this is generating discussion of whether or not a waffle taco is a good idea in general. waffle sandwiches of any kind are undeniable, like at lucky j's in austin or at my house, but of course taco bell are going to make a terrible version of it.

precious bonsai children of new york (Jordan), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)

I deny waffle sandwiches.

Thrice!

get in yr plastic FEMA coffin & stop asking questions (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 8 August 2013 05:02 (twelve years ago)

do they make it so it holds that shape??

(please let the answer be yes, a thousand tiems yes)

j., Thursday, 8 August 2013 05:09 (twelve years ago)

gross. Aren't waffles sweet?

Sick Rave and the Bad Speed (S-), Friday, 16 August 2013 01:54 (twelve years ago)

have you ever had a waffle

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Friday, 16 August 2013 01:56 (twelve years ago)

http://www.burgerbusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/EpicBurger_CronutBurger.jpg

johnny crunch, Friday, 16 August 2013 01:57 (twelve years ago)

have you ever seen a cuter cronut burger

johnny crunch, Friday, 16 August 2013 01:57 (twelve years ago)

Oh barf.

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Friday, 16 August 2013 04:25 (twelve years ago)

http://www.cnfood.cn/infouploadimg/1209/1347591031.jpg

dylannn, Friday, 16 August 2013 09:04 (twelve years ago)

http://i2.s1.dpfile.com/pc/6d2014e91974cf847735ff6861a650f8%28700x700%29/thumb.jpg

okay. because it actually looks edible in the promotional materials.

dylannn, Friday, 16 August 2013 09:06 (twelve years ago)

I've been in Beijing for 24 hours and seen the poster for that (with the cool dude in the half-white, half-black outfit) in probably twenty separate locations.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 16 August 2013 11:31 (twelve years ago)

Your mission is clear.

emilys., Monday, 19 August 2013 05:20 (twelve years ago)

Went for the green rice-wrap burrito object instead. Not bad!

Doctor Casino, Monday, 19 August 2013 06:18 (twelve years ago)

I had that too and thought it was awful

乒乓, Monday, 19 August 2013 10:25 (twelve years ago)

i just walked by a mcdonalds and thought about this thread and my obligations to the ilx community but decided on something else because it's a black hamburger.

dylannn, Monday, 19 August 2013 11:06 (twelve years ago)

i think reading burgerbusiness is making me jaded

http://www.burgerbusiness.com/?p=15146

http://www.burgerbusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/Bostons_PizzaBurger.jpg

j., Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:14 (twelve years ago)

Boston’s plans to support the Pizzaburger introduction with a social-media campaign that includes a contest playing off the online dating trend.

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 01:51 (twelve years ago)

just... nope

your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 01:59 (twelve years ago)

my god

http://i.imgur.com/BhyOaO3.png

乒乓, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 12:34 (twelve years ago)

βurgerβusiness is absolutely my favorite blog on the internet btw. thanking u canks

乒乓, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 12:34 (twelve years ago)

SsurgerSsusiness

Auspuff (doo dah), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:07 (twelve years ago)

Like Tina Turner singing “Proud Mary,” Slater’s 50/50 never does anything nice and easy. It does over the top. Consider that its namesake burger patty is 50% ground beef, 50% ground bacon. So when the six-location, Anaheim Hills, Calif.-based chain decides to do breakfast, you know it’s going to be—like Tina’s rendition—nice and rough.

乒乓, Saturday, 31 August 2013 19:13 (twelve years ago)

Pro Yelping.

bioethical technothriller (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 1 September 2013 05:39 (twelve years ago)

the pizza burger has been out in canada for a while. it's kind of like a betty crocker cookbook or home ec recipe type of thing. the burger is like steamed meatloaf. it's not bad.

dylannn, Thursday, 5 September 2013 14:16 (twelve years ago)


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