Full name = beef
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:54 (thirteen years ago)
John Clayton Mayer"John Mayer"
wait, is the name of the song "John Mayer"?
― Z S, Friday, 19 July 2013 19:54 (thirteen years ago)
The working title of "your body is a wonderland"
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:57 (thirteen years ago)
lol
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Friday, 19 July 2013 19:58 (thirteen years ago)
My cousin sells these terrible posters of lyrics by awful people on FB:
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 19 July 2013 20:04 (thirteen years ago)
yeah but it's not the only stuff she sells - also secondhand designer clothes and accessories, iphone covers, wall decals, etc.
she's only 20 so I kinda respect her money-making endeavours/con-artistry, but those posters... smh.
― Roz, Friday, 19 July 2013 22:09 (thirteen years ago)
Like, I can see how some goofus might want a poster of that psuedo-profound John Clayton Mayer lyric, but the macklemore one is just baffling.
― emilys., Friday, 19 July 2013 23:04 (thirteen years ago)
wait, does she actually sell the posters on fb?
― how's life, Friday, 19 July 2013 23:41 (thirteen years ago)
wait so is "macklemore" a duo
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 20 July 2013 20:08 (thirteen years ago)
"look at my gay uncles making out with their tongues" by ben haggerty and ryan lewis and ryan lewis, "ryan lewis"
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Saturday, 20 July 2013 20:09 (thirteen years ago)
http://lolpicslive.com/lol/31098/celebrities-change-over-time-2/
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 21 July 2013 00:22 (thirteen years ago)
that photo of that guy who looks older than he did decades ago is amazing
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 21 July 2013 00:40 (thirteen years ago)
did you see the one where the child stars grew up? thats messed up
― Remember! The cormorant is a big brrd. It has got a long neck. (unregistered), Sunday, 21 July 2013 00:48 (thirteen years ago)
i had no idea morgan freeman would look so different as a teenager without facial hair!
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 21 July 2013 00:50 (thirteen years ago)
i wonder if his facial hair would've been white then? i mean, it has to be, right?
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 21 July 2013 00:51 (thirteen years ago)
it's amazing how much the beard makes him look like the same guy but with a beard
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 21 July 2013 00:52 (thirteen years ago)
man, it must've been weird being a teenager with morgan freeman's voice! "narrate my life young morgan freeman, please!" unless...
― ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Sunday, 21 July 2013 00:56 (thirteen years ago)
axl tho
― mookieproof, Sunday, 21 July 2013 02:09 (thirteen years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/931231_10201840205745934_1613683864_n.jpg
I dunno, somehow this would be better if your mother was blind and there were eyeball transplants or something.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 21 July 2013 05:35 (thirteen years ago)
that e-card is anti-funny to me. the least funny thing possible.
― Treeship, Sunday, 21 July 2013 05:56 (thirteen years ago)
nice call-back to 8,000 posts ago, Dr. Casino!
― emilys., Sunday, 21 July 2013 08:01 (thirteen years ago)
that e-cards is are anti-funny to me. the least funny thing possible.
― Treeship, Sunday, July 21, 2013 1:56 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
fixed
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 21 July 2013 14:39 (thirteen years ago)
OK, this one I like, as it accurately represents my daily working life
http://brandingballyhoo.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/media_http27mediatumb_vdggc-scaled500.jpg
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Monday, 22 July 2013 00:16 (thirteen years ago)
that sounds like the project of life.
― Treeship, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:28 (thirteen years ago)
the project manager in me says "that's cos you're a shitty leader" when I read that but perhaps that's harsh....
― Neanderthal, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:30 (thirteen years ago)
(to the graphic, not James obv)
you should maybe take a dump to let that project manager out
― mh, Monday, 22 July 2013 00:31 (thirteen years ago)
Nandertahl is right: all my projects are indeed fucked because of constant confused inability-to-delegate "management" from the CEO
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Monday, 22 July 2013 03:08 (thirteen years ago)
yuck :/
― Neanderthal, Monday, 22 July 2013 03:26 (thirteen years ago)
Øystein is giving me serious flashbacks itt.
the relapse records forum was awesome, there was a kid with a schizo / manic routine or whatever, he had the *best* stories. I think he posted a magnificent pic of a smiling skinny naked dude inside an abattoir (him?). greetings crazy guy from hell, hope you are still alive.
― man. pero man. man man man (wolves lacan), Monday, 22 July 2013 03:31 (thirteen years ago)
i don't have a project manager inside me. i'm a big picture guy.
― Treeship, Monday, 22 July 2013 04:04 (thirteen years ago)
-John Clayton Mayer
― emilys., Monday, 22 July 2013 06:01 (thirteen years ago)
wolves lacan: that's gotta be Robert, right? Drug-addled noise-kid who at one point kept talking about "sex frogs." He had a whole lotta crazy stories and photos at least, though I cannot recall them any longer. Filth & blood was a common theme, at least.
― Øystein, Monday, 22 July 2013 08:54 (thirteen years ago)
Going around today. Would like it better if the picture were a baby-sized guillotine.
http://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-man-will-never-be-free-until-the-last-king-is-strangled-with-the-entrails-of-the-last-priest-denis-diderot-50742.jpg
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 22 July 2013 19:52 (thirteen years ago)
who are the kings and priests in 2013 denis diderot?
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 22 July 2013 19:59 (thirteen years ago)
Not so many kings left as in his day. Priests are still fairly abundant.
― Aimless, Monday, 22 July 2013 20:33 (thirteen years ago)
plenty of kings left on the beach if you ask me
*flexes*
― Z S, Monday, 22 July 2013 21:00 (thirteen years ago)
― kaiju rolling stone cover (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 22 July 2013 21:32 (thirteen years ago)
Still up for garotting all the kings tbh.
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 09:27 (thirteen years ago)
why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?
― 'Understand, your daughter's addiction is not your problem' (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 09:29 (thirteen years ago)
uh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlXtrnh-Ejo
yes, robert! I have vague memories too, maybe someone made a backup of that forum?
I also remember this other guy, he was nice / knew his stuff but was always so angry. He worked at a call center and kept complaining about it. I just realized he is the reason why I never took a job like that.
― wolves lacan, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 18:02 (thirteen years ago)
http://splicetoday.com/digital/eighteen-more-obnoxious-facebook-users
I could do this forever
― Beatrix Kiddo (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 14:21 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.keepcalmandposters.com/posters/1359042.png
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 19:39 (thirteen years ago)
*has rage seizure*
― PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 19:44 (thirteen years ago)
keep calm and write literally anything you want after "keep calm" regardless if it makes grammatical or logical sense
― neil degrasse (m bison), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 19:48 (thirteen years ago)
this one makes me lol:http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/eat-clen-tren-hard-1.png
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 19:55 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/hp1GFWf.jpg
???
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:23 (twelve years ago)
it looks like there's an awesome fungus growing out of the skull eyesocket
― the pen is mightier than the penisword (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:24 (twelve years ago)