job interviews

how do you tell the good and bad apart?

you just know?

Good interview is like a conversation

Bad interview is like bad sex with a woman while her father is watching you

A lot of it is down to the interviewers - I've had lots that just didn't really know what they were doing.
A good one tends to be more like an actual discussion imo.
Having only been on an interviewing panel once, I'd say be enthusiastic. As a kind of serious and reserved person it made me think about how I present myself at interviews.

lol xp

i've had interviews that ran an hour over time because they were going so well and i STILL didn't get the job

fuckin a

The last IRL interview I had lasted over a hour (not including the code test). This was after an initial 30 minute Skype interview.

Didn't get the job either.

Ugh. Hate these so much. I have had 5 in 2013 without a job to show for it. I am starting to fear that I am a terrible interviewee. Response to feedback request from one I did on Weds:

Dear Sktsh

As I said in my previous email, we had an exceptionally strong field of applicants. As this is a senior position, I was particularly keen to find someone who has managed a team and has operated at senior level. We have a team of very able administrators in place who need an experienced manager to direct and guide them. All the candidates whom I am taking to second interview, are a little bit older than you and have held senior management roles.

Your passion for working with young people to change lives, came over loud and clear, and I do hope you succeed in finding your next role.

Kind regards
Chief Exec

Which, like, thanks - but if that was going to be an insurmountable problem, why waste my time by getting me in at all? And should my age have any sort of bearing on things? (nb I'm 31!)

I guess it's good experience etc but to go through a couple of weeks of pretty intensive prep work, and to take a day's holiday to do it, only to find out you basically weren't really in their thoughts anyway is really fucking exasperating

:(

thought this revive was gonna be about this sun-setting-on-the-silly-season peach http://www.theguardian.com/money/2013/sep/05/currys-interviewee-radios-robot-dance

I dunno, if they were looking for someone with senior management experience then it may have been nothing to do with the quality of your interview. That said, if that were the case it does seem weird that they would waste your time with an interview in the first place.

Yeah, that's the bit I found a bit weird. OTOH she may have thought this was a kinder way of responding than saying "you were crap love" so idk.

probably hoping they could find a way to get what they wanted from someone they thought they could pay way less

If you were one of the older ones who didn't get it they'd probably have said they wanted a younger person

Fuck them. And fuck currys. I'm doing my bit to fuck currys by also posting that link to ilx on another thread

All the candidates whom I am taking to second interview, are a little bit older than you and have held senior management roles.

where do you live? in USA it's illegal to deny someone a job because of age except in very limited circumstances.

which basically just means you make up another reason not to hire somebody.

Yeah, equally so in the UK! In fairness to her I don't think she really meant "you didn't get through because you're not old enough" and her email was nice enough, but it was a pretty clumsy/stupid way of putting it. I can completely understand not getting through (it was a much more senior role than my current one, like several levels up, so I was pleasantly surprised to get an interview in the first place) but I could imagine someone much more entitled/irrational/desperate trying to complain about age discrimination.

Pay thing was weird too - for a job that had director in the title it paid what I'm on but with fewer benefits. And I am not a high-earning fella.

I think maybe she misinterpreted my "do you have any feedback that I can take with me to future interviews elsewhere" as "why didn't you give me the job waaaah". I'm fine with the not being chosen bit, but would have been happy to hear general sort of "you babbled a bit" or whatever advice, if she had any. But maybe there wasn't any, or she felt she couldn't give it because she thought I might take it badly. Anyway, jokes on her because I abhor 'working with young people to change their lives'.

Basically cardamom otm. Fuck 'em.

i've been unemployed for 6+ months now. it is really fucking discouraging.
the only places that have even replied to my applications are a dog walking service and a juice bar.

Why were they at the airport if the husband wasn't due to return from his tour of duty that day?

Wrong thread shit

ian, it's far more likely to be them than you

if she told you in an email that you weren't hired b/c you weren't old/young enough, regardless of what actually went on you have a lawsuit.

(another way of saying that is: if this company knows what is good for them, they should fire the woman who sent you that email.)

When I started going for teaching jobs 20+ years ago, I was hopelessly inept at interviews--so much so that when I finally was hired full-time after seven years of supplying (by basically asking for, and getting, a mercy hiring by the outgoing principal at a school where I supplied regularly), I never tried to switch schools again. Fifteen years later, I'm still there--because I like the school, but also because I never want to go through another job interview for the rest of my life.

Teaching interviews require that you're fully conversant in the acronyms du jour (ADJs, if you will). They change every three or four years, but they never go away.

Job interview at TK Maxx tomorrow. FML. Perhaps a consolation is that if I get the job, I can start a thread about it.

Full/part time? Cover your outgoings?

if she told you in an email that you weren't hired b/c you weren't old/young enough, regardless of what actually went on you have a lawsuit.

To be fair, that wasn't the spirit of what was written though. clearly she meant 'experienced' though she used the word 'older,' e.g. 'these other candidates are a better fit because they are older (and therefore more experienced).'

Hmmm, I just had an interview go really well for a job I don't really want but I really need any job. Hoping I can have a similarly good interview for a job I'd be more down to actually do before I'm called on to take this one. Meh.

I didn't even apply for this. My roommate did and they called him yesterday and he was like "I already took a job but my roomie's here and he's looking for work" and handed off the phone.

I'd say take it up and give it yr best shot because whether or not you like it depends on things that won't be apparent until you've worked there a while

Well, it's doing janitorial work for $11/hr late nights with a 27 mile commute, so I can't exactly see myself growing to appreciate it, but I'm fairly desperate and can't afford to pass on work at the moment.

I figure if nothing else, I might do it for a couple pay periods and bail when I can pull down something else.

yeah, that sounds like a good plan.

anyone ever withdrawn from an application when they've been offered an interview? just not sure I cba doing all the prep (company research, working up answers to the competency qs etc) and my current job is... fine I guess

Loads of times

did it. kinda regret doing it now. inevitable

said it was bad timing (financial year end) and hadn't had time to properly prepare and didn't want to waste everyone's time. can I say to something along the lines 'if you're still interviewing in dec/jan, let me know. it's the ideal role but was just very unfortunate with the timing'

have heard from several people that the application is about the past, the interview is about the future

but i live in the now

the application is about the misery your past employment bestowed upon you, the interview is about the horrors which lie ahead

Tend to agree with bizarro.

Application is partially about the future tho - a cover page can make clear how your values align with the company and how you can see yourself fitting in there. Hopefully that's not too literal

make sure your cover letter stands out by using an eye-catching font, like comic sans, in a colour which reflects your personality, like lavender

you can also add visual interest by breaking up the text with clip art of businesspeople doing business things, eg

https://openclipart.org/download/236805/Businessman-Pointing-To-Graph-On-Monitor.svg

All of my application is in the past for sure

the interview should also be about the past, the idea is that you provide specific examples of how you've demonstrated the competencies required for the position

so I 99% completed an application for a post but did not submit it....... & I have been invited for an interview....
-\..o../-

I made it to the third and final stage of a job interview, which is a “chemistry meet” where I’ll meet the five people I’m going to manage and my co-managers.

I’ve done one of these before, as a team member not a candidate, and it was excruciating. I consider myself quite sociable and chatty but I can turn into an overpleasing dingbat when conversation gets awkward.

Any hints/experience? Definitely more nervous about this than the two other interviews...

Breathe
Relax
Less is more

think of some cool orders to give them, to show them how fun it will be to do your bidding