too effing hot

I felt the same way about the spring thread, too. I totally had to do some cognitive "living in the moment" exercises starting around March to avoid working myself into a lather of utter dread about this summer.

I am goddamn wasted in a soho bar for the sake of a/c

Friday here I come

emilys: SISTERS

ok it's in the mid-90s at 10pm, i understand that

having plates or doors or the fucking mail be actively warm to the touch is too much

i blame chinavision (and jeff!)

It's 35c/95f in my apartment right now and for the foreseeable future :(

boiling water to make pasta

nothing matters

nothing really matters
anyone can see
lipitor retriever . . . is me

just sat for 3 hours in Prospect Park, seeing an amazing Tiger Lillies show w/ digital effects and dying dying dying the whole time. Ice cream, water, beer didn't help.

tbf the worst part about the summer is not the heat but the mosquitos it brings

no

also, there is no correlation

Found out this week that those people in whites in the training centre canteen kitchen are wearing them over the blue uniform the rest of the staff are wearing. Those already look none the coolest, & it's hot enough without a uniform. &hotter still in a kitchen.
Well, glad it aint me

I don't like summer, but the worst part of summer for me is not the heat, but people walking around going "fffffffwwwwwwwwwwwwooorrrr!!! isn't it hot today!!!" because I know it's hot but I'm trying to mentally block it out.

I need a moisture-wicking "lady" bra. Like, not a squashing sports bra, but a normal bra, made out of weird mesh material. Maybe with some cooling gel packs and a fan inbuilt.

the sun is dumb

why is the sun so dumb

and the air, it's dumber than the sun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yILeTWwfpDI

emilys. we must make this bra a reality. Let's contact the "chillow" people.

I'm going to have to get a day job just to pay my electricity bill.

Well don't worry it'll be Christmas soon..
Truro Cathedral opens Christmas shop during heatwave

concerned for that snowman in the window

I call my day job a "cooling center."

i fucking love summer

Great thing about hot hot summer heat: Sitting in cold, dark bars and day drinking.

Sheeeeit.

In a bar that faces a giant car wash.

This summer has been so sweet for Arkansas. Ive only felt physical violated by humidity maybe twice. Its usually countless times by now.

Dont get me wrong, were still running AC pretty high plus all ceiling fans but I dont feel like I need a shower as soon as I get out of the shower and even outdoors I can BREATHE

picked up a vacuum cleaner from craigslist. 7 blocks. figured 8.30 would be ok to beat the heat. lol nope. second shower of the day.

93 already at columbia. oh jeez.

ac down in my office

pray for iatee

Did I ever tell you about the time that I lived in a Columbia attic apartment with no air conditioning? Setting box fans domino-style on the stairs to blow air from the living room didn't work.

http://www.wingclips.com/system/movie-clips/the-bridge-on-the-river-kwai/a-matter-of-principle/images/the-bridge-on-the-river-kwai-movie-clip-screenshot-a-matter-of-principle_large.jpg

L-R: Building Management, iatee

the weather is DUI

http://www.standard.net/stories/2013/07/19/drunken-weather-pattern-producing-deadly-heat-wave

THIS SUCKS

Many of you saw me angry about this on twitter/FB but I found a kitten in front of my house today, left in a box on the sunny sidewalk in this heat. Monsters!

xposts to Morbs:

ps, pplains the clouds over us now are going East to West?

― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Tuesday, July 16, 2013 4:29 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

FFM, if I were driving distance I would be strongly lobbying Jeff to let us come get that kitten because it is ADORABLE and it would match Francie.

I will try to snap chat the little thing later :) Wish she could chill with Francie too! Hope I can find a home for her before my sister falls completely in love, neither of us have vet money really!

man I want to get home now just to check in on the cats, force them to drink water, etc.

I stopped worrying about leaving Francie at home on hot days when I found her napping directly against the back sliding glass door, behind the curtain where there was no air circulating, fully in the sun on a 90-something degree day when the AC was going in the living room. She's a black cat, too, so she was hot to the touch, the dummy. Anyway, we keep the blinds down (except for a one for Francie to peek out of) and the ceiling fans going and only one part of our apartment gets direct sunlight so it is reasonably cool during the day.

Benson is awful in the heat so I leave the air on for him. I'm worried about the power going out while I'm at work and me not knowing it and him roasting. :(

a pug roast

my shampoo has lost its viscosity

Set honey becomes so runny.

in the distance, a child cries

Just biked home in 93 F heat with probably a 10 mph headwind, with this elevation change: http://cyclemeter.com/7cd034d14c9b8c48/Cycle-20130719-1546?r=e . I probably lost 5 lbs on this ride.

#humblebrag

It's 97 here and we moved into our house 3 days ago. We have one window AC that we keep moving from room to room but actually doing any unpacking/installing is more or less impossible.

The AC was causing the window next to it to rattle annoyingly so we went to raise and lower that adjacent window and all of a sudden the fucking sash came out of the frame altogether. So yeah. At least the living room is well ventilated now.